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Silly Game Time: Let's be honest about the Mona Lisa ... It's boring. What could we add or change to spice it up?

Nothing a dash of scary mascara and red lip gloss can't fix.

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Silly Game Time: It is said, "If you see something, say something." Well, today I saw a squirrel jump for a tree trunk and miss (it was on the ground, so the only thing it hurt was its dignity), and so I'm saying that. What have you seen today?

Dressed in gray colored shorts, left nose silver piercing, right arm tattooed (said something like 🤔; 53zY belle, in writing), 6ft'ish tall, green dyed hair and a crop T-shirt...

I saw(met) a proud queer person today.

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Silly Game Time: I dare you to give yourself a genuine and sincere compliment right here and now. (Or you can choose truth and tell the sincere and genuine truth about a positive trait you possess right here and now. Your choice.)

I choose Truth;

A positive trait I possess, I'm 6ft'2 tall, not that it's done me any good 🤧.

lol

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why do Humans have to drink so much water?

: the question we aren't asking is why Humans do anything, why do they fart, or eat, or think going to the beach is fun where there's like a million reasons (I could think of) why it's isn't.

_ 🤔, one can't have too much water, the human body needs water in excess I guess.

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What was that anyways 🤔

lol 🤣🤣😶‍🌫️

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Silly GameTime: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A big and strong person who was hypnotized into believing themself to be a raccoon. They've been living among a pack of friendly raccoons, raiding garbage cans, quite happily for the past week. They have no weapons or armor, but do have the feral might of a larger-than-average-human-sized raccoon. VS An HOA president who has gone made with power and been consumed with murderous rage for the person knocking over garbage cans in THEIR neighborhood. They always carry a copy of the HOA bylaws (it is *very* thick) in a backpack, and a copy of all the residents' "contracts (not legally binding, but also very thick) in a pack on their chest. They are armed with a maglight (which can blind and club).

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

🌆 The Battlefield: scenario

A suburban cul-de-sac at 2:34 AM. Streetlights flicker. The wind carries the distant scent of day-old pizza crusts. The garbage cans... are not upright.

🤼 THE FIGHT:

Round 1: Raccoon-Hulk launches out of a bush like a shadowy feral meteor, knocking over a trash can as a power move. HOA Tyrant, awakened by the thunk, bursts out of their garage in full tactical Karen mode.

Round 2: The HOA president starts reading bylaws at full volume while wielding the Maglight like a lightsaber. Raccoon-Hulk scurries and somersaults behind a sedan, climbing it with inhuman grace, then launches a feral leap — RACCOON PAW CLAWS FIRST.

Round 3: Blinding flash from the Maglight stuns Raccoon-Hulk midair. But WAIT — his primal instincts kick in. He bites down on the chest-pack of contracts, shredding HOA paperwork with unholy speed.

Final Round: With her sacred bylaws torn and ego bruised, HOA President screams, "NOT IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD!" and lunges... only for Raccoon-Hulk to use the lid of a trash can like Captain America’s shield, smacking the Maglight into the HOA’s shin. The HOA topples into the nearest recycling bin.

__ Geee 💔, this should be animated 😭😭

🤧, WINNER: THE HYPNO-RACCOON HULK 🏆

:💸 My money is on the HYPNO-RACCOON HULK 🦝💥

This isn't just a bet... it's an investment in unhinged, garbage-born greatness.

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Silly Game Time: Let's play "Me, An Intellectual"! First, think of a sentence (it can be a quote, a saying, a song lyric, a joke, a meme--anything, as the game is literally named after a meme format). Second, smarten it up with needlessly verbose synonyms!

For example, "Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg!" becomes "Existence is comparable to a typhoon within this fowl municipality!"

Quoting, Good days, SZA ✨

"I await my armored fate with a smile"

Becomes...

“I patiently anticipate my fortified destiny whilst wearing a gentle grin.”

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Silly Game Time: In honor of Pride Month ... What are the first and second foods you associate with the Gays(TM) and/or the Lesbians(TM)?

Off the top of my head, I'd say...

Piña colada x espresso martini: anything within that, I don't know any gay guy that eats, lol....

For the lesbians my guess ranges from any plant based meals (something about Tacos) to something served in a jar (ohh 🙋🏾‍♂️, like a beer 🍺).

: again 🙄, off the top of my head 😊

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Silly Game Time: In honor of Pride Month ... A 70-year-old transman and a 17-year-old transwoman (transgirl?) are sitting together at a bus stop. What are they talking about?

At 70+ yrs, without a doubt you would say that he knows all life has to offer, a fascinated 17 yrs old can only know so much.

But if I'm to say they are probably talking how long it'll take the damn bus to arrive.

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Silly Game Time: Bad news is, a Greek God just killed you. Good news is, they feel kinda bad about it, and thus are going to turn your cadaver into a flower to make up for it.

What traits will your flower have, such as colors, shapes of the blossoms and/or leaves, fragrance, growing habits, etc.?

should it be a flower....

I'd pick a carnivorous plant, like the Venus fly trap, eating bugs all day 😎

: PS I'm a vegetarian tho

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AMC’s ‘Interview with the Vampire’: Series Business Showcase

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My love of Cats, INFINITE

LOVE DEATH + ROBOTS vol. 4 posters

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Henry Ifeanyi

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Gay

DOB: 15 January 2005

Ethnicity: (igbo) Nigerian

Occupation: Website developer/student

Note: can't say this enough 🤧...

"I'm here and I'm queer"

Paula Beatriz

Gender: Transgender woman

Sexuality: Queer

DOB: 31 January 1971

Ethnicity: Afro Brazilian

Occupation: Teacher, activist

Note: First trans principal of a public school in São Paulo. She paved the way for the inclusion of the preferred names of students who are transgender and travestis in attendance lists and class diaries.