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Excuse me?????

the fact that movie adaptations of The Three Musketeers aren’t consistently giving me crazy cat man Richelieu is honestly so outrageous I want to see - NO I DEMAND to see the Red Eminence draw up important documents and plot to destroy France’s enemies while Soumise naps in his lap and Ludoviska tries to knock ink bottles off the table!!! Wake up how are movie studios not taking this excellent opportunity to give us Richelieu lounging on an armchair in the dark and petting cats like a moustache twirling Bond villain hello??????????????????????????????????????

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Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

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decisive battle at the garbage dump ✗ kenma

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU'RE A PINK PONY GIRL AND YOU DANCE AT THE CLUB

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you ever go nonverbal but like... online? too fatigued to reblog anything with tags or interact with people

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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I’m sorry I died

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well at least at the end of the day its the end of the day

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everything i learn about tswift is against my will

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i’ll show you REAL bisexuality *runs directly into the doorframe for some reason*