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[hergoddessofdeath]

Well, Wilbur is my daughter, so that makes you my granddaughter! Silly ^-^ Memory has been so fickle around here, I'm assuming something wacky is happening with the server... Callahan will figure it out, I presume! And as far I remember Yogurt never had another parent anyway, you had adopted him.

Hello Fundy! I haven't heard from you in so long... <3 How is my favorite grandson? - @hergoddessofdeath

AAH GIANT LADY WHAT

waitwaitwait hoooooold. hold on ok . breathing

I'm great ! Fantastic! Living on the edge of a crater, and my home is nonexistent, and I'm taking care of a past, tiny version of me, and there is nobody else living around here for miles. I'm being a bit sarcastic sorry I'm having a bit of a Time

I'm a girl <3

Whoooooooo are you??

[hergoddessofdeath]

[She frowns.] I know when my baby is upset about something. Call it mother's intuition! If you want to, dear, I can bring you some tea. Cookies? You know it's the only human food I can make, haha. And we can talk it out, just like always. I'm always here for you.

Hello, my darling. <3 It's been a while since I've heard from you. Are you alright? What is new in your life? I love you! - @hergoddessofdeath

i don’t w-

[something catches, open-hearted and painful, in her chest. unbidden, she thinks of blindfolds and robes soaked in ichor. she thinks of silent statues.]

[everyone knows wilbur soot is an only child.]

hi, mama. i’m… good. i’m good.

[hergoddessofdeath]

I suppose we haven't seen each other much in the past few years.. :( I do love you, though! And I try! I'm just never out of my realm much..

Hehe. No, sweetie pie. I am the Goddess of Death. I just deliver souls to the afterlife and keep them safe in paradise! Or limbo, wherever they land. Your grandpa, Phil, helps me with that. ^-^ Yogurt, your little son? Oh dear. Tell me he isn't just wandering somewhere... it's alright if you don't remember, I'm sure it'll come back!

Callahan is my boss, hehe. I know her!!

Hello Fundy! I haven't heard from you in so long... <3 How is my favorite grandson? - @hergoddessofdeath

AAH GIANT LADY WHAT

waitwaitwait hoooooold. hold on ok . breathing

I'm great ! Fantastic! Living on the edge of a crater, and my home is nonexistent, and I'm taking care of a past, tiny version of me, and there is nobody else living around here for miles. I'm being a bit sarcastic sorry I'm having a bit of a Time

I'm a girl <3

Whoooooooo are you??

[hergoddessofdeath]

Hehehe!!! Good, my dear. You should write me more often, I never hear from you anymore :( Have you been eating well? How is Fundy? And your friends? Let me feel your forehead, you don't look well...

Is something troubling you? You know you can tell me anything, darling.

Hello, my darling. <3 It's been a while since I've heard from you. Are you alright? What is new in your life? I love you! - @hergoddessofdeath

i don’t w-

[something catches, open-hearted and painful, in her chest. unbidden, she thinks of blindfolds and robes soaked in ichor. she thinks of silent statues.]

[everyone knows wilbur soot is an only child.]

hi, mama. i’m… good. i’m good.

[hergoddessofdeath]

Oh dear. Well, I love babysitting if you ever need a break honey! ^-^ And ahhh! Apologies! I meant Yogurt anyway, should have clarified! <3

And um! Wow! That is two people in one day, good gods. There is something afoot.. I'm your grandma, remember dear? Wil's Mama? Lady Death? I remember when you were thissssss small, haha. I'm not even mad you don't remember me, it's been a theme today...

Hello Fundy! I haven't heard from you in so long... <3 How is my favorite grandson? - @hergoddessofdeath

AAH GIANT LADY WHAT

waitwaitwait hoooooold. hold on ok . breathing

I'm great ! Fantastic! Living on the edge of a crater, and my home is nonexistent, and I'm taking care of a past, tiny version of me, and there is nobody else living around here for miles. I'm being a bit sarcastic sorry I'm having a bit of a Time

I'm a girl <3

Whoooooooo are you??

[hergoddessofdeath]

[The mortified look on Lady Death's face just gets worse and worse.]

I--Drista, have you hit your head? Dearie me. I am messaging XD, I--this is ridiculous. I can't understand a word you're saying. I'm... oh dear, oh dear.

An illusion..

Do you need to get some rest?

Lady Chaos! <3 The world seems so quiet, haha. I assume you haven't been up to much, then? - @hergoddessofdeath

(Her entire body glitches and phases in and out of itself for a minute, and when her body reforms she looks around to see who'd spoken to her.)

(She squints, she knows this voice, knows this person, but her mind blanks on any sort of name. She knows the crawl beneath her skin, knows the symphony of shudders ready to play in her gut, but she doesn't have a damn clue where they're coming from.)

(One of her arms feels suspiciously numb. Plasticy.)

Oh, uh. Oh! Hey, yeah well, y'know, I'm working on it! don't worry, it'll be a lot more full as soon as I can figure out where everyone is!

[hergoddessofdeath]

[Lady Death stares at her for a long time, mouth slightly ajar. It's never occurred to her that she could be.. forgotten. Especially by..]

Lady Death. [Her name comes out harsh.] You don't remember me...?

Lady Chaos! <3 The world seems so quiet, haha. I assume you haven't been up to much, then? - @hergoddessofdeath

(Her entire body glitches and phases in and out of itself for a minute, and when her body reforms she looks around to see who'd spoken to her.)

(She squints, she knows this voice, knows this person, but her mind blanks on any sort of name. She knows the crawl beneath her skin, knows the symphony of shudders ready to play in her gut, but she doesn't have a damn clue where they're coming from.)

(One of her arms feels suspiciously numb. Plasticy.)

Oh, uh. Oh! Hey, yeah well, y'know, I'm working on it! don't worry, it'll be a lot more full as soon as I can figure out where everyone is!

[hergoddessofdeath]

B-Beef? [She laughs nervously.] I wouldn't call it that, exactly! We just have, um.. very different work ethics. Yes, that's the best way to explain it! Don't you remember..?

Lady Chaos! <3 The world seems so quiet, haha. I assume you haven't been up to much, then? - @hergoddessofdeath

(Her entire body glitches and phases in and out of itself for a minute, and when her body reforms she looks around to see who'd spoken to her.)

(She squints, she knows this voice, knows this person, but her mind blanks on any sort of name. She knows the crawl beneath her skin, knows the symphony of shudders ready to play in her gut, but she doesn't have a damn clue where they're coming from.)

(One of her arms feels suspiciously numb. Plasticy.)

Oh, uh. Oh! Hey, yeah well, y'know, I'm working on it! don't worry, it'll be a lot more full as soon as I can figure out where everyone is!

[hergoddessofdeath]

[She lights up.] Techno!! Ah, that's who I was forgetting. I have to find him..

You know me! I am very proud of my work-life balance. :] I will rest as much as needed! And yes, after I've done my own investigating I will keep you up to date on what I find.. Though I think it will probably be something mundane. I have a good feeling, anyway!

Lord Callahan! Apologies for my absence, I'm just now starting to catch up on all the work I fell behind on.. Is everything alright? It feels awfully quiet. - @hergoddessofdeath

Lady Death? I- Don't really know yet. It is.. really quiet. Something's very different here, but I haven't had much of a chance to check- I've been helping a wayward piglin. I think I'm okay though, although I can't reach the server files for some reason. Working on that. I haven't... Been able to contact exe for some reason though. I was gonna ask him about piglin culture but- I can't seem to message him. Have you seen him? Are you alright?

[hergoddessofdeath]

Hm? Oh, well I'm not sure you could fill it dear. That isn't quite your job... people come and people go as the Universe pleases. I've been messaging a few people here and there, but.. well.

Have you heard from your brother? I haven't seen him since I left my realm--thank the Universe.

Lady Chaos! <3 The world seems so quiet, haha. I assume you haven't been up to much, then? - @hergoddessofdeath

(Her entire body glitches and phases in and out of itself for a minute, and when her body reforms she looks around to see who'd spoken to her.)

(She squints, she knows this voice, knows this person, but her mind blanks on any sort of name. She knows the crawl beneath her skin, knows the symphony of shudders ready to play in her gut, but she doesn't have a damn clue where they're coming from.)

(One of her arms feels suspiciously numb. Plasticy.)

Oh, uh. Oh! Hey, yeah well, y'know, I'm working on it! don't worry, it'll be a lot more full as soon as I can figure out where everyone is!

[hergoddessofdeath]

That's strange.. I wonder what's going on. I haven't had any reason to contact EXE and haven't seen h1m, either, but I will message h1m next! Piglin culture isn't hard to understand, I assume. Otherwise EXE wouldn't get it haha. Oh, well I guess that's rude. Anyway!

I'm alright, shaken up though! And I have a nasty headache. Such a strange past couple days I've had!

Lord Callahan! Apologies for my absence, I'm just now starting to catch up on all the work I fell behind on.. Is everything alright? It feels awfully quiet. - @hergoddessofdeath

Lady Death? I- Don't really know yet. It is.. really quiet. Something's very different here, but I haven't had much of a chance to check- I've been helping a wayward piglin. I think I'm okay though, although I can't reach the server files for some reason. Working on that. I haven't... Been able to contact exe for some reason though. I was gonna ask him about piglin culture but- I can't seem to message him. Have you seen him? Are you alright?

[hergoddessofdeath]

Cleaning is finally done! I organized all my paperwork, all the wayward souls.. now to get back to working properly. Where to next? <3

[hergoddessofdeath]

My realm is so messy! I have to clean it all.. who did this? :( Where are all my angels? Why was I asleep!

Messy messy... I hate when my realm is so unorganized...

Oh dear.. my head hurts! :( What happened..?

[hergoddessofdeath]

Oh dear.. my head hurts! :( What happened..?

[hergoddessofdeath]

Cawww. Cawwwwwww.

Vines have grown over the statue. It hasn't been long; only a few months, perhaps. Still, the small limbo has fallen into immense disrepair. Thorn bushes with dying leaves hanging from the branches, large sticks scattered everywhere, dark gray clouds that hang lazily in the air. And, of course, the crows. They gather on the arms of the statue, the wide brim of the hat. They ruffle their feathers and sing as the preside over the goddess's limbo. They're waiting. Very patiently.

A crow flutters down from the statue, its dark black wings gleaming. It lands on the goddess's body. Her chest moves up and down slowly. The crow hops about in front of her face. He caws a few times, reporting back her status to the rest of his murder. He hops away, chirping and whistling.

The goddess's eyelashes move.

All of the crows lean forward. Her chest hasn't interrupted its slow pattern; she must be still asleep, she must be.

Her head begins to rise.

Death has come back to life.

[hergoddessofdeath]

Staying in today! I think I've got a cold :(

[hergoddessofdeath]

Yaawwwn.. have I woken up too late for today? :<