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Roses are red

Jesus has risen

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THE HORSE IS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL

I REPEAT THE HORSE IS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL

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your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.  

Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to

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Hey so I don’t know if you meant to post this but I’ve heard about peoples accounts getting hacked or something and this stuff getting posted on their blogs so I thought it looked a little sus?

Thank you so much!! I hope I fixed it?

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Hey, I hope you don't get too many asks about this, but there's a post on your blog for the Ray Ban Sunglasses Charity Phishing Scheme thing. You should remove it and change your password. You might want to change a other passwords too, if you have any passwords saved to automatically sign in to places.

Dude thank you!!! I changed my passwords!!!

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btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

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The Anti-Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn’t worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn’t notice that either. We’ve been living in Hell for the last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet.

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Okay but the girl that shows up in the fridge in the last gif looks just like Britney S Pierce from Glee.

52 Horror Films by Women

11/52: The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) dir. Amy Holden Jones

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white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

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Some good news in the midst of all this chaos.

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The Tragic School Bus (photos via dontori)