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I’m no armpitologist but I’ll take a look

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i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life

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i'm sexually interested in whatever's wrong with you

[puppycat-boydyke]

I feel like im going to die from lust and iron deficiency

[puppycat-boydyke]

I hope my weird speech and awkward walk and nervous mannerisms are attractive to you

[puppycat-boydyke]

So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

[puppycat-boydyke]

roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza

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does my gay little dance

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got called a “curvy boything” and… yeah that did something for me

[puppycat-boydyke]

my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

[puppycat-boydyke]

Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

[puppycat-boydyke]

your 20s are all about being stuck in the time loop

[puppycat-boydyke]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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i have zero empathy for little boys being misogynists. i was a kid too, but my focus was towards drawing and reading, not hating on minorities.

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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

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My DnD group has only one man and we’re all trying to forcefem him