herl0yalmaid

[herl0yalmaid]

Happy Earthen M0ther's Day t0 th0se wh0 celebrate and t0 th0se wh0 are m0thers. I qualify f0r neither, but I have cared f0r 0ver s0me fifteen gr0wn men m0st 0f my existence s0 I can sympathize with the burdens.

[herl0yalmaid]

[herl0yalmaid]

“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

[herl0yalmaid]

this is for the zahhaks that follow me

((so, i'm in a ceramics course. ceramics has nothing to do with my degree path, but i really like it. anyways. when you glaze something fully, you have to hold it with tongs with little teeth and dunk it in the expensive rock goop, know as glaze. well. apparently i didn't smooth out the clamp marks enough on my lascaux horse inspired plate because:

it looks like he's got a peanits on his stomach...))

[herl0yalmaid]

Ap0l0gies, but if any0ne needs me, I will be away f0r an undetermined am0unt 0f time. My pale diam0nd duties require me.

[herl0yalmaid]

((Me: I have to make art with meaning, or I'll amount to nothing it has to be deep it has to speak to the soul

The unknown and unbothered genius in my ceramics class:

))

[herl0yalmaid]

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OOC heads up

((I just wanted to apologize if things are left in the air right now- i am in a MAD DASH to finish some things before finals week. on top of all that i am in a ceramics course and we have to adhere to the last kiln firing schedules!! so i gotta hustle my butt! also i've tried mobile tumblr but it made me mess up on a couple things so i'm going to try and limit what i do on mobile. thanks so much everyone for interacting with me, i've missed rp a lot in my life and it's been hard making time for hobbies...))

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[herl0yalmaid]

0h it's the truth. I think at least half 0f my mischief is learned fr0m, 0r at least influenced, by y0u. What was that 0ld j0ke? S0mething ab0ut chemicals in the water turning the fr0gs gay? Well call me a gay fr0g because I am drinking the water quite verily.

I think what I am trying t0 say is. My father w0uld n0t appr0ve 0f y0u. And there is an 0dd charm in that? 0_0

Y0u are a very free spirit, and it's admirable. I am trying t0 emb0dy that these days. It's... hard, t0 unlearn the lingering and heavy weight 0f even metaph0rical shackles. Y0u and Malc0m are the few pe0ple in my life wh0 always challenged my awful upbringing, and h0w it lingered in me, t00.

And what does "being a friend of Addie's" explain, hmm?

[herl0yalmaid]

0kay, I can understand that being w0rris0me, because it's very br0ad. I can explain, th0ugh.

Y0u are a very... sexually charged w0man. That is n0t a bad thing! It is just a fact!

I literally came fr0m a timeline where sh0wing y0ur ankles c0uld get y0u arrested depending 0n what part 0f t0wn y0u were in. This is very new f0r me.

And what does "being a friend of Addie's" explain, hmm?

[herl0yalmaid]

H0ly shit.

I d0n't. I d0n't think I have the pr0per v0cabulary 0r vernacular 0r... kn0wledge, better put, t0 understand exactly what y0u are. But this s0unds bey0nd fantastical and alm0st t00 g00d t0 be true. Bl00d? That's it? S0uls that gr0w back? All in payment f0r fun things? I used t0 die f0r less things back in the day.

Well. Perhaps I sh0uld start with... an explanati0n. I am s0me0ne wh0 was f0rced int0 servitude l0ng, l0ng ag0. I am truly unsure 0f the nature 0f this c0ntractual binding, but I think it has s0mething t0 d0 with my s0ul? I am c0nditi0nally imm0rtal, in that I revive up0n death and my fate and ability is tied t0 a singular being 0f p0wer. Everyb0dy hated him.

That being said... um. I recently have c0me int0 new empl0yment. The tyrant I was 0wned by was recently felled and I think n0w... my s0ul bel0ngs t0 the Lady 0f this h0use? Imagine if y0ur p0wer s0urce wasn't snuffed 0ut, but instead c0nverted. It was really c00l t0 see her eat him...

I'm unsure if that increases the value 0f my 0fferings, 0r maybe diminishes them, but um. I will g0 ask the Lady right n0w if I have permissi0n! I d0n't think I want the egg 0ne, th0ugh. I've never envied birds. Th0ugh being drugs s0unds like fun. 0u0

@herl0yalmaid hey, hi, what's up! i'm aitar and we have an easter/marley special going on transformations, can i tempt you?

[herl0yalmaid]

0h! A friend 0f Addie, that... actually explains a l0t. Hm.

Pr0xied shape-shifting... like magic an0ns? I haven't been 0n this site in s0me time, but I d0 remember their shenanigans. Th0ugh... inv0lving eggs is definitely new. 0_0

Please let me kn0w when y0u are ready f0r the c00kies then! I can even make sure t0 make them fresh in a flav0r y0u like, if n0ne are available at the time. I am always baking, th0ugh.

Hm. I am w0ndering th0ugh... what exactly are y0ur prices? What exactly are y0ur wares? Are they t00 lascivi0us t0 speak 0f in public?

I have a husband wh0 has resurfaced thr0ugh the luck and whimsy 0f Time and Space and we haven't d0ne anything t0 celebrate that, yet. If... y0u catch my drift.

Maybe a surprise is in 0rder? 0r maybe I'm being t00 f0rward with a stranger wh0 is peddling majyyks. @_@

@herl0yalmaid hey, hi, what's up! i'm aitar and we have an easter/marley special going on transformations, can i tempt you?

[herl0yalmaid]

@_@

Is this like Av0n calling? Am I getting s0mething s0ld t0 me right n0w?

Nice t0 meet y0u, Aitar. Um. Can I interest y0u in s0me c00kies I baked this m0rning? F0r the l0w, l0w price 0f telling me where t0 send them?

@herl0yalmaid hey, hi, what's up! i'm aitar and we have an easter/marley special going on transformations, can i tempt you?

[herl0yalmaid]

True... and admittedly m0st 0f my sm0king experiences were s0cial. I always had fun when we did. 0u0

Ah... where d0 I even begin with Itchy... he is 0ne 0f the m0re tr0ubles0me 0f 0ur numbers. It's pr0bably why he was given the number "0ne" t0 begin with. Y0u might remember him- sh0rt, fast, and a p0tty m0uth like n0 0ther. His hat is yell0w. He hung 0ut with Damara and my husband a l0t back in the day. I'm sure it'll get back t0 that, t00.

Speaking 0f which... yes. My husband. 0_0

I ah, um... back bef0re everything quite literally fell apart, universally, Cr0wbar and I had a quiet, secret wedding underneath my father's n0se. It had t0 be d0ne that way 0r s0mething awful w0uld've happened. We g0t married 0n Christmas. He said it was the 0nly day all year 0ur matching c0l0rs were celebrated by every0ne...

I really wanted y0u there, al0ng with s0 many 0thers. Th0ugh, Time w0uld n0t all0w it with0ut issue. Space as well, I'm sure.

I w0uld l0ve it if y0u met him. He really wants t0 meet y0u t00. He was impressed by the sw0rd w0unds.

How is it that Mandy smokes, and I do not. You would think I would have picked up a trick or two in the... interim.

[herl0yalmaid]

F0r the rec0rd- I barely sm0ke. Itchy Ge0rg is an 0utlier and sh0uld n0t be c0unted up0n when his influence takes h0ld.

He even g0t my husband back in the day. I think it turned him bisexual, t00. Itchy is a f0rce t0 be reck0ned with.

How is it that Mandy smokes, and I do not. You would think I would have picked up a trick or two in the... interim.

[herl0yalmaid]

oh handmaid, it's weed jesus day! relax!

I will relax when I am dead.

By which I mean, a bit less dramatically: I will relax 0nce all the ch0res are d0ne. I am n0 stranger t0 marijuana. 0_0