hermes-of-messengers

[hermes-of-messengers]

*You hear a camera click as Hermes hangs from a vine*

-Surprise kiss-

@nymph-queen-and-protector

-happy bird purring-

[hermes-of-messengers]

Dam.

*Sips a wine glass in a dark corner*

Hello.

@hermes-of-messengers

What the fu-

[hermes-of-messengers]

Is that child the demigod you're therapy-ing for?

*Sips a wine glass in a dark corner*

Hello.

@hermes-of-messengers

What the fu-

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W h a t .

//Send me link please.

*Sips a wine glass in a dark corner*

Hello.

@hermes-of-messengers

What the fu-

[hermes-of-messengers]

Yes I have, but two Gods I would say are normal are Zagreus and Melinoë. From what I've known helping them, they seem the most normal.

*Sips a wine glass in a dark corner*

Hello.

@hermes-of-messengers

What the fu-

[hermes-of-messengers]

Yeah, they're mostly jackasses. There is at least five of us who are mortal levels of normal.

*Sips a wine glass in a dark corner*

Hello.

@hermes-of-messengers

What the fu-

[hermes-of-messengers]

Well then, I hope they're doing better soon. By the way, who is it?

*Sips a wine glass in a dark corner*

Hello.

@hermes-of-messengers

What the fu-

[hermes-of-messengers]

Damn. Also, my bad.

*Sips a wine glass in a dark corner*

Hello.

@hermes-of-messengers

What the fu-

[hermes-of-messengers]

*Hermes stands up throwing the glass behind him*

How are you doing Athena?

*Sips a wine glass in a dark corner*

Hello.

@hermes-of-messengers

What the fu-

[hermes-of-messengers]

Hi there,

I’m reaching out with a quiet hope in my heart. These days are heavy, and my family is living through a reality filled with uncertainty—but I’m still here, doing my best to hold on and keep going.

If you have a moment, please check out my pinned post.

A simple share could help it reach someone who might be able to make a difference.

If you’re able to give, even the smallest kindness can bring light into the darkest places.

Your time, your voice, your compassion — it all matters more than you know.

With deep gratitude,

@nadinfamily

Mortal, I'm broke.

//Same.

[hermes-of-messengers]

Hello, wonderful souls! 🤍🌍

I hope you're doing well. 🌿

Could you help me amplify my family's story and bring awareness to our struggle? 🙏🏻

💬 Please reblog my pinned post or consider donating just $5—your support could truly make a difference in saving lives amidst war and hardship.

Your kindness and voice matter more than you know. Thank you from the bottom of my heart! 🤍🌿

🕊️ @mosabsdr | Every share counts. 💫

*Hermes looks up.

"Sure mortal."

//Please don't message me stuff like this, I don't have a credit card.

[hermes-of-messengers]

"So my friend of hyperfixiations galore, where is Hepatitties?"

When I was younger I would pronounce Hephaestus hepatitis

Now, you need to pronounce his name as Hefefuf, or go back to Hepatitis.

[hermes-of-messengers]

"If you clone him, you can call him Hepatitties."

When I was younger I would pronounce Hephaestus hepatitis

Now, you need to pronounce his name as Hefefuf, or go back to Hepatitis.

[hermes-of-messengers]

When I was younger I would pronounce Hephaestus hepatitis

Now, you need to pronounce his name as Hefefuf, or go back to Hepatitis.

[hermes-of-messengers]

Hey herpes how’s it going?

Herpes: It is good.

Hermes: Who the f#ck are you?

[hermes-of-messengers]

*Consumes it instantly*

Hermeees you are the best god so...

Rate the word "pączek" :3

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[hermes-of-messengers]

Hermeees you are the best god so...

Rate the word "pączek" :3

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