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Good morning to all my uncut gems 💎
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Charity. Pub. Crawl.
A year ago I got black-out drunk at a charity bar crawl. My best friend commissioned a painting of his favorite photo of me from that night.
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some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!”
me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars:
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Thats the one, strangle me daddi
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NOOO NOT THIS SHIT I STG NOPE I CAN'T I CAN SEE THIS GIF JUST FROM THE SCREENGRAB GODFUKKKKKKKK
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That statement was bold.... But it wasn't wrong.
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I'm bitches
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Pftttt I'd take it
hm they could’ve picked a better screenshot for the thumbnail cause this just looks like our home boy here is about to get rawed by a werewolf
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Pretty sure this is a Paloma Faith song
There’s something so fun about being upside down like I’m not supposed to be this way up wtf I’m so crazy omg!!!!
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ouch i think i broke my vagina bones
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Fuck, this is disappointing
I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.
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