herrfivehead
herrfivehead
Sanguinis Wenis
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LaWrence, 31 (he/him). A queer little creature, and gay to be certain too!
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herrfivehead · 10 minutes ago
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deltarune hype reminded me of this one bit from the spamton event thing they did a few years back again i genuinely think abt it all thefucking time
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herrfivehead · 12 minutes ago
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i'm not leaving this BK until my 🏴‍☠️copy of miitopia downloads
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herrfivehead · 4 hours ago
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“are u okay?” no i need more money
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herrfivehead · 10 hours ago
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you know what.  this is the only OC meme you’ll ever have to use
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herrfivehead · 1 day ago
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truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life
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herrfivehead · 1 day ago
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Crisis sort-of averted, other dormmate casually put her back in the crate without permission so if anything it's completely out of my hands
I'm like 90 percent sure AAD's service dog escaped her crate (as opposed to him letting her out of it) but the remaining ten percent is making me hesitant to coax her back in (also I'm just...hardwired to not want to touch anyone's service animal without them being present because there are potential consequences to that). Problem is she keeps trying to nuzzle me and is sitting at the foot of my bed, which looks really bad for me. What the FUCK do I do
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herrfivehead · 1 day ago
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I'm like 90 percent sure AAD's service dog escaped her crate (as opposed to him letting her out of it) but the remaining ten percent is making me hesitant to coax her back in (also I'm just...hardwired to not want to touch anyone's service animal without them being present because there are potential consequences to that). Problem is she keeps trying to nuzzle me and is sitting at the foot of my bed, which looks really bad for me. What the FUCK do I do
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herrfivehead · 1 day ago
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Kris I Got Stuck In The N64 Lmao
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herrfivehead · 1 day ago
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Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot
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herrfivehead · 1 day ago
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herrfivehead · 1 day ago
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I feel like when my life finally falls into place I will finally seek out hrt. I know for a FACT that my ass is gonna go bald so the moment I start looking like my dad from the back I'm shaving it all so I can have an excuse to wear fun wigs
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herrfivehead · 2 days ago
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Ran into the psych nurse in the hall who told me I got accepted for supportive housing. I guess I was gonna hear it from my CM anyway in like an hour, but that's at least some good news. Still stressed about expenses since I still haven't gotten hired yet and the advisor at america works hasn't gotten back to me since I sent him my resume last Friday (considering dropping by his office today)
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herrfivehead · 2 days ago
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Honestly can't remember the last time I slept comfortably. Not even talking about the rock hard mattress or thin pillow or strange dudes popping in and out of the room. The problem lies with thermoregulation. When the ac does miraculously work, it's so cold my teeth are literally chattering. Most of the time it doesn't work, like right at this moment, and I feel like I'm being cooked alive. I'm in hell
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herrfivehead · 2 days ago
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Overspending while homeless and unemployed means ducking into the nearest restaurant regardless of its price because you desperately need to piss and your options for using the restroom are many blocks apart
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herrfivehead · 2 days ago
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It's a shayne-less ep, not an amanda-less one! Rejoice, for mother is not gone from the video backlog yet!
Gonna miss amanda for a while but I won't lie I'm pretty hyped about the next smosh mouth ep
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