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I put the fungerlings in Tomodachi Life
featuring my hetslop D'arcehara, Ragn and Le'garde bickering, Karin and Marina playing Tennis and Daan being emo as per usual
#they're together in every universe 💖#also lol emo daan#he litterally has the 🥀 emoji in the background#😭
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I head canon D'arce believes the sun revolves around the earth btw
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Cahara the Skank (Character analysis)
Tw: The topics of 1500s prostitution, violent rape and suicide ideation
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Cahara as a protagonist
“Cahara of the South… He originates from the Eastern Sanctuaries. A bastard child left on his own at a very young age. Somehow this poor soul found his way to these dungeons…”
Cahara grew up under unfortunate circumstances, as he was abandoned in Jettiah he had to learn nothing in life came easy or freely
He had three choices to be a pickpocket, burglar, Or lead an honest life
But this choice means little past starting skill/item. No matter what Cahara becomes a mercenary.
“As you grew older you took part in various mercenary armies and learned the dirtiest tricks to stay alive. You were taken in by a notorious veteran highwayman and you joined his little band of criminals and ex-soldiers.”
Instead his first real life choice is if he will stay beside his first real allies or ditch them for his life.
They do not join him in the dungeons if they live
“During one of your many raids, your brigade got ambushed. The odds were seriously against you. You could have just abandoned your comrades and kept you life, or you could have fought to your last breath...”
He didn’t have to take this mission, however his mental narration states as if he does: shoving down fear for the money.
“Something is clearly not right about this mission and you have felt nausea since the the moment you agreed on the job. But you are short on silver and the reward is all that matters in the end.”
Really, he shoved his own feelings down for Celeste
"Celeste, you're still doing this job with the little one on the way and all?!"
Cahara is not opposed to Celeste’s sex work, instead he is opposed to the men who want her due to her pregnancy
"If anything, I feel like there're more gentlemen folks asking for my services these days."
"This isn't right. I don't like it."
"Girl's gotta eat and now I got the little one to feed as well”
"I'm a man. I should take care of you two."
“I’m leaving tomorrow if— no when I get back things will change. You just wait and see!"
He doesn’t tell her what to do, only stating what he himself can do for her
Sadly, he either already had a sense this could be his end or didn’t even let himself think this would be the last time he spoke to or saw Celeste in the flesh
"Just promise you do come back."
He knocked her up in a brothel and contracted syphilis.
“You also get an itch in your groin area...”
Unfortunately a sign of the sorts of people who’d pay for her services without care for her body.
After at least speaking with Celeste he fully made up his mind. He wouldn’t come back without the cash.
“But didn’t he like it?”
Cahara as an NPC
"Oh hey."
"You got me out of here!"
Upon meeting Cahara in the prisons of the dungeons, he is quick to join your party after a short conversation
[You ask him] “What are you doing here?"
[He answers] "Wwell...”
“I do have a mission here, but let's save that story for another day, yeah?"
Regardless of your questioning, he speaks quite anxiously. Stuttering or going silent in an out of character sequence
[You ask him] "Why were you imprisoned here?"
[He answers] "I was caught by one of those malformed prison guards”
“Your conversation took an awkward turn for some reason...”
Prison guards are shown to be sexually violent to those they have access to. Both in their dialogue, their attacks and how defeat by them causes incurable hemorrhaging from sexual injuries.
Cahara does not show signs of this hemorrhaging, however D’arce doesn’t have a concussion either despite nearly having her skull caved in. Both lack status effects for the sake of balance.
When Cahara robs you he has a preference for stealing healing items
This may be his attempt to patch himself up as there is no canon cure for internal bleeding.
[D’arce’s prison dialogue says] "Le'garde... You were supposed to be here…”
When in the prisons most characters bring up your common mission. D’arce, Ragnvaldr and even Enki bring this point up
Cahara breaks this formula
[Cahara’s prison dialogue says] "Tell me... Did the guards ever capture you here?"
He wants to know if he was the only one. He wants to know if there was anything he could’ve done. He’s seeking solidarity. He’s seeking kinship
"Don't let the dungeon have it's way with you. Bye."
"Talk about traumatizing events... Sheesh…”
"This place is starting to get into my head...”
Does this sound like the words of someone unaffected by the dungeons? He is nonchalant but he is not well. In fact that last line is repeated 11 times. He has 18 unique dialogue lines in party talks, none of his dialogue or anyone else’s appears nearly as many times repeatedly.
He’s gone into shutdown, in the upper areas and especially the prisons and areas around it he just cannot hold up. Mentally he cannot juggle his need to keep moving forward and process what happened.
This leaves his mind to go entirely unfiltered when he is in a space where he can think. Suicide ideation and turning to sex for comfort being his two major callings in this state. Sometimes even mashing together through his willingness to marry a marriage, a very literally dangerous form of sex.
"Hahaha, this is too good"
"Dying down here is most likely the easiest way to go!"
'I'm starting to feel like death would be the easiest option."
“Cahara seems really enthusiastic.”
"Just don't destroy my anus with those big muscles of yours, okay?"
"Ehh, well that's a freaky suggestion, but fine."
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played funger 1 and fell in love with le'garde
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hey hello lesbian visibility month ✍️✍️ karin x abella fanart ❤️🧡 (i honestly adore the way their noses touches at the second pic 🥺🥺🤏🤏 i am jealous)
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Behold, my magnum opus!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63261691/chapters/169501093
(It's mainly smut tho just be warned)
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God I know this is old hat by now but “Not being mentioned tells a story, too”
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My toxic trait is thinking that I can mod fear and hunger 1 to make it far better writing wise
One thing about fear and hunger that I don't like is how the game is. Incredibly hard if you don't look anything up, which is fine (Rip to everyone who dies of infection in their first playthrough).
But I don't like that, especially in the first game, there are some things that you could probably never find out organically if you DONT look them up. Like putting "walk on water, phase, or mastery of insects" into an empty scroll. How would anyone know these are spells, especially if two of them aren't in the hexen and can't be acquired organically? And Blue Sin, which you can only pull out of the wall if you immediately use the Passages of Ma'habre IMMEDIATELY afterwards.
Maybe I'm just bad at video games but I think the first game is. Impossible to explore fully if you don't look things up
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First thing I saw this morning opening the fandom tag. What a wonderful life I live
Marina Chan is interested in Sylvian rituals !!
redraw of peak manga cover
Will t allow this? who knows. full on alt twt.
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all of these are true and factual actually! Esp D'arce's sapphic awakening being Celeste.
I am starved for content about them... please make some D'arcehara headcannons I beg... (also maybe polycule with Celeste as a trear)
ohhhhhhhh D'arcehara! alright lets get down to this.
So first off Cahara is the big spoon, I don't care if D'arce has the dominating soul she is the little spoon, same goes for her and Celeste, the main reason for this is that while Cahara would love to be snuggled, D'arce kicks allot in her sleep so he's like "nope fuck that".
I think they way they met was in the cave-dweller village and after that just kept traveling, I also think the 4 playable characters were stuck in the dungeon for likes months but in reality time moves so differently down there that they don't realize (read the D'arcenki fan fic for more info) and over that time the two grow closer. They also brought the girl with them.
Post dungeon Cahara probably went "Your gonna to meet my wife, she's cool as fuck and she's hot" D'arce would probably say she's straight and Cahara would hit her with a 'are you sure?' look, turns out she is not straight at all since the moment she sees Celeste she gets hard (I do head canon D'arce as trans fem) and Cahara simply laughs.
I think the three are married, Cahara and D'arce married first, the wedding was pretty boring and ended up just being the two getting drunk as fuck. D'arce and Celeste's wedding didn't happen cause they were to busy fucking.
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It's true!
The Fellowship began their pilgrimage in the year 809, exactly 1180 years before the release of unrelated Belgium Techno anthem "Pump Up The Jam"
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