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Matilda, just how tall are you??

“5”11!”

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pie pngs ♡

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silly thing I did, I just wanted to make him all cute and round

funnily enough this all started because of a poll in Twitter lmfao

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how I'm doing:

- I found an incredibly adorable p1zza t0wer fan charm

- it's being sold on a jap website with not a lick of english

- still ships to my area at a fine price

- translated the entire website just to find out they're out of stock and aren't planning to restock

- signed in on this very same website just to send a polite and hopefully well written message to the artist to politely ask if they could mabye restock because I was heartbroken to find it out of stock HELP

- waiting for their response while sweating

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Alistair took a deep breath, sniffling a bit as he squeezed Ceb's hand and tried to regain his composure.

"our little one will be the most loved and protected little child in the whole kingdom and all kingdoms beyond.." he said, pressing a kiss to Ceb's cheek.

the blonde couldn't help but put both his hands on his cheeks, emitting a soft "aaaaw"

It had only been a few days since the return of prince Felonious and Captain Guinness, as well as the terrible incident that had taken place at the local market. After the assault and conspiracy to commit kidnapping against the queen in waiting, the entire kingdom was thrown into a state of unease and distress. In that time the the royal family had been working tirelessly in that time to find anymore conspirators, which only yielded more distressing results as it had been discovered that the vile criminals were in larger numbers than what was originally thought. However, the capture of the ringleader of this disgusting group seemed to drastically reduce the number of people even Thinking of re-attempting the pregnant princess’s kidnapping. Now it was time plan the punishment of the evil bastard who dared to think it was his right to take Matilda in the first place.

naturally, the king and queen of the land were the ones to make the final decision.

an important decision that would not only show which side they were on, but also make an example of the perpetrators, to give the whole kingdom a clear look at the appropriate punishment one is going to receive if these actions were ever replicated.

however, the king and queen weren't there.

Felonious, Gosgo, Guinness and the royal guardsmen were gathered to discuss the proceedings, while Alistair and Pep were both guarding Matilda and keeping her company, away from these distressing discussions.

but the king and queen hadn't yet arrived.

"where are the majesties?" one guard questioned. "they should have arrived an hour ago!"

eventually, as their chatting turned into wild theories and speculations, Guinness sighed and cleared up the situation.

"calm yerselves! they are probably still in the royal chambers.." he explained. "ah'm going te have a look."

but just as he wanted to get up, the whole gathering of people heard the voices of the two royals, carrying over through the echoey castle halls.

"come on! you heard what the man said!"

"I know, but-"

"so then you know it's justified!"

"it IS, but do we really have to use such extreme measures?"

"honey please, think about the kingdom! think about Mattie! both are so much better off with this villainous vulture hung by his-"

"Cornelia!!"

"shh! they're probably already waiting for us! what if they hear you yelling like that?"

"me yelling?!? what about you saying we should- oh I can't even repeat it.."

"chin up, baby..I wont make you watch, but we have to discuss it!"

the knights exchanged looks amongst each other and Guinness sighed deeply as the heavy doors were finally pushed open to reveal the royal couple.

Cornelia imediately having put on her usual chipper smile, holding the hand of Cornelius who looked rather pale.

"we're so sorry everyone!" Cornelia said quickly as they both sat down. "I hope you weren't waiting too long, we were just..caught up with something.."

Cornelius looked like it took a bit of effort to force a smile as he nodded. "yes, we just-" he wanted to add something to Cornelia's explanation but rather quickly disregarded it.

"nevermind..let us just begin.."

right away, the royal couple gave the word to Guinness, who began by giving a small recap of the proceedings, counting off the crimes committed and the destruction caused by the prisoners.

meanwhile, Cornelius, who's seat was right between felonious and Cornelia, seemed to sink in his chair a bit.

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Alistair is ´kill or be killed´

Guinness is ´don´t kill and don´t be killed´

Gosgo, Cornelius, Cornelia are ´kill em with kindness´

Lilith is ´don´t kill, educate´

and Elijah is "kill them by thriving and loving yourself"

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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAY MY BABYYY 😚😚😚😍😍😍😍😍✨🥳🎉👏🎊🙌🍾🍻🎁🎈🥂🪅

THANK YOU MY LOVEY DOVEYYYYY!!!! 🥰😍😘💖💞🩷💘💝💕

*KISS KISS KISS SMOOCH KISS*

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OWO?? my birfday today!! 🎉

OWO?? my birfday tomorrow?? OWO??

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serial killer + people eater = power couple <3

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OWO?? my birfday tomorrow?? OWO??

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It me birfday next week!!

owowowowowowowowo!!

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Alistair's smile still persisting, his hands began to tremble as he hugged his beloved brunette once more, a bit tighter this time.

tears ran down his cheeks as he was softly breathing close to Ceb's ear, getting shakier and shakier with each exhale.

It had only been a few days since the return of prince Felonious and Captain Guinness, as well as the terrible incident that had taken place at the local market. After the assault and conspiracy to commit kidnapping against the queen in waiting, the entire kingdom was thrown into a state of unease and distress. In that time the the royal family had been working tirelessly in that time to find anymore conspirators, which only yielded more distressing results as it had been discovered that the vile criminals were in larger numbers than what was originally thought. However, the capture of the ringleader of this disgusting group seemed to drastically reduce the number of people even Thinking of re-attempting the pregnant princess’s kidnapping. Now it was time plan the punishment of the evil bastard who dared to think it was his right to take Matilda in the first place.

naturally, the king and queen of the land were the ones to make the final decision.

an important decision that would not only show which side they were on, but also make an example of the perpetrators, to give the whole kingdom a clear look at the appropriate punishment one is going to receive if these actions were ever replicated.

however, the king and queen weren't there.

Felonious, Gosgo, Guinness and the royal guardsmen were gathered to discuss the proceedings, while Alistair and Pep were both guarding Matilda and keeping her company, away from these distressing discussions.

but the king and queen hadn't yet arrived.

"where are the majesties?" one guard questioned. "they should have arrived an hour ago!"

eventually, as their chatting turned into wild theories and speculations, Guinness sighed and cleared up the situation.

"calm yerselves! they are probably still in the royal chambers.." he explained. "ah'm going te have a look."

but just as he wanted to get up, the whole gathering of people heard the voices of the two royals, carrying over through the echoey castle halls.

"come on! you heard what the man said!"

"I know, but-"

"so then you know it's justified!"

"it IS, but do we really have to use such extreme measures?"

"honey please, think about the kingdom! think about Mattie! both are so much better off with this villainous vulture hung by his-"

"Cornelia!!"

"shh! they're probably already waiting for us! what if they hear you yelling like that?"

"me yelling?!? what about you saying we should- oh I can't even repeat it.."

"chin up, baby..I wont make you watch, but we have to discuss it!"

the knights exchanged looks amongst each other and Guinness sighed deeply as the heavy doors were finally pushed open to reveal the royal couple.

Cornelia imediately having put on her usual chipper smile, holding the hand of Cornelius who looked rather pale.

"we're so sorry everyone!" Cornelia said quickly as they both sat down. "I hope you weren't waiting too long, we were just..caught up with something.."

Cornelius looked like it took a bit of effort to force a smile as he nodded. "yes, we just-" he wanted to add something to Cornelia's explanation but rather quickly disregarded it.

"nevermind..let us just begin.."

right away, the royal couple gave the word to Guinness, who began by giving a small recap of the proceedings, counting off the crimes committed and the destruction caused by the prisoners.

meanwhile, Cornelius, who's seat was right between felonious and Cornelia, seemed to sink in his chair a bit.

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"oh! right!" Gosgo exclaimed, giving her a sheepish little smile. "I'm sorry, I'm just..very happy to see you~" he went and nuzzled the crook of her neck, pressing little kisses to her cheeks and slinging her arms around her.

Alistair, right as he saw his precious, regal mer beauty, did likewise and wrapped his arms carefully around the slender brunette, giving him a loving peck on his lips.

It had only been a few days since the return of prince Felonious and Captain Guinness, as well as the terrible incident that had taken place at the local market. After the assault and conspiracy to commit kidnapping against the queen in waiting, the entire kingdom was thrown into a state of unease and distress. In that time the the royal family had been working tirelessly in that time to find anymore conspirators, which only yielded more distressing results as it had been discovered that the vile criminals were in larger numbers than what was originally thought. However, the capture of the ringleader of this disgusting group seemed to drastically reduce the number of people even Thinking of re-attempting the pregnant princess’s kidnapping. Now it was time plan the punishment of the evil bastard who dared to think it was his right to take Matilda in the first place.

naturally, the king and queen of the land were the ones to make the final decision.

an important decision that would not only show which side they were on, but also make an example of the perpetrators, to give the whole kingdom a clear look at the appropriate punishment one is going to receive if these actions were ever replicated.

however, the king and queen weren't there.

Felonious, Gosgo, Guinness and the royal guardsmen were gathered to discuss the proceedings, while Alistair and Pep were both guarding Matilda and keeping her company, away from these distressing discussions.

but the king and queen hadn't yet arrived.

"where are the majesties?" one guard questioned. "they should have arrived an hour ago!"

eventually, as their chatting turned into wild theories and speculations, Guinness sighed and cleared up the situation.

"calm yerselves! they are probably still in the royal chambers.." he explained. "ah'm going te have a look."

but just as he wanted to get up, the whole gathering of people heard the voices of the two royals, carrying over through the echoey castle halls.

"come on! you heard what the man said!"

"I know, but-"

"so then you know it's justified!"

"it IS, but do we really have to use such extreme measures?"

"honey please, think about the kingdom! think about Mattie! both are so much better off with this villainous vulture hung by his-"

"Cornelia!!"

"shh! they're probably already waiting for us! what if they hear you yelling like that?"

"me yelling?!? what about you saying we should- oh I can't even repeat it.."

"chin up, baby..I wont make you watch, but we have to discuss it!"

the knights exchanged looks amongst each other and Guinness sighed deeply as the heavy doors were finally pushed open to reveal the royal couple.

Cornelia imediately having put on her usual chipper smile, holding the hand of Cornelius who looked rather pale.

"we're so sorry everyone!" Cornelia said quickly as they both sat down. "I hope you weren't waiting too long, we were just..caught up with something.."

Cornelius looked like it took a bit of effort to force a smile as he nodded. "yes, we just-" he wanted to add something to Cornelia's explanation but rather quickly disregarded it.

"nevermind..let us just begin.."

right away, the royal couple gave the word to Guinness, who began by giving a small recap of the proceedings, counting off the crimes committed and the destruction caused by the prisoners.

meanwhile, Cornelius, who's seat was right between felonious and Cornelia, seemed to sink in his chair a bit.

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*pets Aliscorn*hey have you watched death of a unicorn? It’s a cool new monster movie about accurate unicorns!

the unicorn whipped his head back at the stranger's touch, shooting them an uninviting glare as his eyes and horn slowly began to glow.

"I give you..five..seconds.." he spoke coldly as a thick, crimson substance began to flow from his eyes..

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drama king-

anyway, nah I haven't watched the movie (yet) but it looks pretty interesting! I'm always a sucker for folklore and having this quite ominous lore in a monster movie? hmmmm intrigued!

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that got a small smile out of the bard. thank you, sire." he said, bowing his head as Gosgo and felonious stepped into the room.

Gosgo, almost imediately, rushed to Matilda's side. he was trying his best not to be too abrupt, as to not startle the sweet woman, but he couldn't contain his excitement to be in her near.

"Mattie!" he exclaimed and gave her a kiss as he put his arms around her.

It had only been a few days since the return of prince Felonious and Captain Guinness, as well as the terrible incident that had taken place at the local market. After the assault and conspiracy to commit kidnapping against the queen in waiting, the entire kingdom was thrown into a state of unease and distress. In that time the the royal family had been working tirelessly in that time to find anymore conspirators, which only yielded more distressing results as it had been discovered that the vile criminals were in larger numbers than what was originally thought. However, the capture of the ringleader of this disgusting group seemed to drastically reduce the number of people even Thinking of re-attempting the pregnant princess’s kidnapping. Now it was time plan the punishment of the evil bastard who dared to think it was his right to take Matilda in the first place.

naturally, the king and queen of the land were the ones to make the final decision.

an important decision that would not only show which side they were on, but also make an example of the perpetrators, to give the whole kingdom a clear look at the appropriate punishment one is going to receive if these actions were ever replicated.

however, the king and queen weren't there.

Felonious, Gosgo, Guinness and the royal guardsmen were gathered to discuss the proceedings, while Alistair and Pep were both guarding Matilda and keeping her company, away from these distressing discussions.

but the king and queen hadn't yet arrived.

"where are the majesties?" one guard questioned. "they should have arrived an hour ago!"

eventually, as their chatting turned into wild theories and speculations, Guinness sighed and cleared up the situation.

"calm yerselves! they are probably still in the royal chambers.." he explained. "ah'm going te have a look."

but just as he wanted to get up, the whole gathering of people heard the voices of the two royals, carrying over through the echoey castle halls.

"come on! you heard what the man said!"

"I know, but-"

"so then you know it's justified!"

"it IS, but do we really have to use such extreme measures?"

"honey please, think about the kingdom! think about Mattie! both are so much better off with this villainous vulture hung by his-"

"Cornelia!!"

"shh! they're probably already waiting for us! what if they hear you yelling like that?"

"me yelling?!? what about you saying we should- oh I can't even repeat it.."

"chin up, baby..I wont make you watch, but we have to discuss it!"

the knights exchanged looks amongst each other and Guinness sighed deeply as the heavy doors were finally pushed open to reveal the royal couple.

Cornelia imediately having put on her usual chipper smile, holding the hand of Cornelius who looked rather pale.

"we're so sorry everyone!" Cornelia said quickly as they both sat down. "I hope you weren't waiting too long, we were just..caught up with something.."

Cornelius looked like it took a bit of effort to force a smile as he nodded. "yes, we just-" he wanted to add something to Cornelia's explanation but rather quickly disregarded it.

"nevermind..let us just begin.."

right away, the royal couple gave the word to Guinness, who began by giving a small recap of the proceedings, counting off the crimes committed and the destruction caused by the prisoners.

meanwhile, Cornelius, who's seat was right between felonious and Cornelia, seemed to sink in his chair a bit.