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canon is bad but i know 100 fic authors who could do it worse

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{Mods are asleep post Tortoise Pope}

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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{Still on my bullshit over here}

{Monster Hunter Shite I’ve been doing for fun and to try and break myself back in to actually drawing}

Top to bottom; Charge Blade- Kjarr Strongarm Ice / Greatsword- Ogre’s Jaw / Hunting Horn - Usurper’s Growl / Switch Axe - Lightbreak Axe / Dual Blades - Blizzarioths / Lance - Glavenus Granat}

{Not dead! Just not here anymore! You can catch me on Twitter shitposting and simping for Reverto.}

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{Monster Hunter Shite I’ve been doing for fun and to try and break myself back in to actually drawing}

Top to bottom; Charge Blade- Kjarr Strongarm Ice / Greatsword- Ogre’s Jaw / Hunting Horn - Usurper’s Growl / Switch Axe - Lightbreak Axe / Dual Blades - Blizzarioths / Lance - Glavenus Granat}

{Not dead! Just not here anymore! You can catch me on Twitter shitposting and simping for Reverto.}

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{Monster Hunter Shite I’ve been doing for fun and to try and break myself back in to actually drawing}

Top to bottom; Charge Blade- Kjarr Strongarm Ice / Greatsword- Ogre’s Jaw / Hunting Horn - Usurper’s Growl / Switch Axe - Lightbreak Axe / Dual Blades - Blizzarioths / Lance - Glavenus Granat}

{Not dead! Just not here anymore! You can catch me on Twitter shitposting and simping for Reverto.}

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Underappreciated German Words

Today: Vorführeffekt, der (n.)

That moment when something that always works suddenly goes wrong the moment you want to show it to someone.

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Stronk! <3

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{Pouring one out for this relic of a soon-to-be-bygone era}

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“he’s just some guy” yes but he has excellent tits

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BBs.

I’m really late this year, but the meme is back ;) Clicky clicky.

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My friend sent me this today and I thought it was very important to share for all my fellow Viking/Norse mythology lovers. Daily reminder: fuck white supremacy.

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@crusaderstandingguard

“I wanna be your friend” – turtle

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@crusaderstandingguard

some of my favourites

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{So how many times do you guys think Reinhardt has referred to Ana as a milf?}

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When people say bees or wasps are evil bastards it’s kind of like a kaiju or a dragon calling you an evil bastard because you effectively deterred it from knocking your house over

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sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding