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Is this site no longer being updated?

Hi anon! No, sadly, I’ve lost the time and the interest to keep it being updated. Also, I’ve also stopped playing Heso and any mobile games, really.If anyone wants to take this from my hands, I’ll be glad to pass it on, just send me a message!

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Zombie Jyushimatsu Game: Hesokuri Wars

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Mega All Star Jyushimatsu Game: Hesokuri Wars

(From the season 1 finale)

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Lucky Gods Karamatsu and Ichimatsu

( Thanks for @laukaps for the screenshots! )

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I didn’t see that coming…

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A Day in the Life of the Matsuno Family Part 2! (2 of 2)

1 of 2

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White Day Prince Ichimatsu

Thanks for @laukaps for the screenshot!

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A Day in the Life of the Matsuno Family Part 2! (1 of 2)

2 of 2

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some good choros i got

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Zombie!Ichimatsu

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he’s doing a great job and I support him with all my heart

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Drag Queen Names for the Matsus:

Oso – Madame Legend Kara – Monroe Lamé Man Choro – Princess Dewdrop Ichi – Shiny Nekomata* Jyushi – Bases = Loaded the 14th Todo – Lady Giuliana Hatabou – Hatajou** Dekapan – Whalefield Sperm Dayon – Megalip Da Yon~ Chibita – Baby Testicles*** Iyami – Jeanne Darumi

*A nekomata is a mythical two-tailed monster cat. **The ‘jou’ in Hatabou’s drag queen name is derived from the word ‘ojou,’ which means ‘young lady.’ ***LMFAO so I’m pretty sure ‘testicles’ (aka ‘hoden’ in Japanese… as well as German) is supposed to be a pun on ‘oden.’

~Mod Ichi

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Vengeance of Franken-neet in Love

Why were they created? Because there were dead bodies.

Osomatsu Machunostein - The eldest brother of the sextuplets earning cash as grave diggers. Although it appears that he has drawn the blood of a renowned scientist, you cannot see even a glimpse of it. He got caught and died in a trap set by the corpse merchant Iyami. He resurrected as a Fraken-neet.

Karamatsu Machunostein - The second brother of the sextuplets earning cash as grave diggers. Although it appears that he has drawn the blood of a renowned scientist, his reason for living is to dig a grave beautifully. He got caught and died in a trap set by the corpse merchant Iyami. He resurrected as a Fraken-neet.

Choromatsu Machunostein - The third brother of the sextuplets earning cash as grave diggers. Although it appears that he has drawn the blood of a renowned scientist, it seems that this trivial rumour is of no relevance. He got caught and died in a trap set by the corpse merchant Iyami. He resurrected as a Fraken-neet.

Ichimatsu Machunostein - The fourth brother of the sextuplets earning cash as grave diggers. Although it appears that he has drawn the blood of a renowned scientist, he died without realising his talents on the day he went grave-robbing with his brothers. He resurrected as a Fraken-neet. His brain is easy to replace.

Jyushimatsu Machunostein - The fifth brother of the sextuplets earning cash as grave diggers. Although it appears that he has drawn the blood of a renowned scientist, he died. His unique physical abilities after resurrecting as a Fraken-neet are no longer that of a human’s. Be wary of over-rotating the key.

Todomatsu Machunostein - The youngest brother of the sextuplets earning cash as grave diggers.　Although it appears that he has drawn the blood of a renowned scientist, he got caught and died in a trap set by the corpse merchant Iyami. Even though he was resurrected as a Fraken-neet, he lost his identity and became an empty shell.

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Hesokuri Wars Card: Title pt 2

–> Part I <–

The “title” slot on your description card comes with a bunch of pre-made choices. They’re listed here, left to right, top to bottom.

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JADE, Doping, Getting started Time (for), Do not waste, Mister Spendthrift/Thrifty, Madly in love, Rare Oden Red, Hoodie, Popular/Typical

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Gamer, Silver, Medalist Normally, Gacha’ed, Collector Amateur, Strong/Skilled, Totoko-chan Guitar, KARA (Karamatsu’s stage name), Drum

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JUICY (Jyushimatsu’s stage name), Wealthy/Fortunate, And yet unemployed Quickly, Idjit, Blue Suit, Roughly the entire surface, Clear Always use, Thank you, Charges (Japanese slang for microtransactions)

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Cheating, Friends from today, Fortune Part-time job, Keyboard, After all’s said and done Roaring (of), Demon/Fallen angel, Fast Man, Damnit, Chibita

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Green, Connection, platonic Rap, Purple, Jersey Lazuli (blue), Hesokuri, Mysterious Uncle/Mister (polite address of strange older man), Semi-Pro, Dependent

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WIFI, To be equipped with/To have, Speedrun Player, Dekapan, Clique/Faction At the bottom (of), Shut-in/Otaku, Yellow Uniform, Jewel-like, Memories

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Final, Sheeeh!, Skill N.E.E.T., (I believe this one is a reference to the delinquent episode), Superiority You together, Mega-NEET Cannon

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Possessed!Todomatsu

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Hesokuri Wars Card: Title pt 1

The “title” slot on your description card comes with a bunch of pre-made choices. They’re listed here, left to right, top to bottom.

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NEET, Started/Began, Usual/Ordinary Person, 2nd place (but), Good, isn’t it? Rare, I want, Eldest son Osomatsu, Third son, Choromatsu

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Second Son, Karamatsu, Fifth son Jyushimatsu, Youngest Son, Todomatsu Fourth son, Ichimatsu, Login To do/to become, Some more, Want to roll

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Daredevil/Reckless, Victory, Beautiful … Me, Self-consciousness/awareness, Rising Newborn, Will come again, Looking forward Unusually bright, Abnormally stupid, Shining like gold

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Smartphone, Simple is, Best Event limited, Gacha, Devilish Sextuplets, Brand new ___, 1 Get, 2, Collector

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3, Crazy, 4 Fan/Subscriber/Admirer, AP, Psycho Strong, Knurl (weird… probably wrong), Fast 30 minutes, Unlimited stamina, 2 Times

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Rewards, Small change, Earnings Ultimate, Side dish, Voice, Mania, In this mood/condition, Let’s go! Laid back, Let’s go, Aim for it/head for it

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Complete, Normal, Persistence/Fortitude (of) Person who does laps around/circulates around, Sextuplet, Best Apprentice, Hijirisawa, Shounosuke More and more, Free-flowing, Violin

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Hesokuri Wars Notifications Translation

Attempted to translate Hesokuri’s push notifications, Turns out they’re not that interesting.