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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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mfers will say "im against book banning in schools and libraries!" and then turn around and say ao3 needs to be censored

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There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

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saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it

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$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn't even all one piece.

$122,000. That's more than my entire household income, and we're 3 adults with full-time jobs.

If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.

That's $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.

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Never before have I identified with a tv character so much.

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The brotherhood of steel respecting pronouns was not on my fallout bingo card

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omfg. his eyes r so pretty. would love to see him in tears and sobbing

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People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

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