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Normal every day US Americans and Canadians who drive black or white dodge durangos, ford explorers and dodge chargers need to be taken out behind the shed. You guys know EXACTLY what you are doing. You are using your car status to make us all slow down and move to the slow lane so you can pass.

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Sometimes history seems really far away and spaced out but I want you to all realize it really wasn’t all that long ago for a bit of perspective.

Cowboys in America, Victorian England and Samurais in Japan. All of these things were all happening at the exact same time just in different parts of the world.

Just let that info sink in a few minutes.

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Hetalia World Stars Dubbed: Episode 1

Hetalia is back! Italy is back on his dumb shit. 

(ᶦⁿᵗʳᵒ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᵘᵗʳᵒ ᶜᵘᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ) Hetalia Beautiful World Episodes

Other Episodes: (Will be updated with Hyper link as I add them) Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 Episode 6 Episode 7 Episode 8 Episode 9 Episode 10 Episode 11 Episode 12 Hetalia World Stars Completed or is it… OVA 1 -Luxembourg Introduction OVA 2 - Christmas OVA 3 - New Years

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You forgot to wish England a happy birthday this year 😞 I was hoping to see a post from you saying somthing depraved.

I did not forget. Ignoring his birthday was deliberate and HE MAY NOT HIT IT SLOPPY STYLE idc if it was his birthday.

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おせーぞこら！

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They want croissants

The AU to rival all AU’s

inspired by this post

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I'm this close to make nyo America ask blog so I have a reason to do silly doodles of Amelia.

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Amelia as one of America’s Sweethearts 💖💖❤️💖💖

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FORGOT! I wanted to give you all a PNG to use to.

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( comms open )

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How do you make everything so sparkly!?

It's a glitter texture I made in photoshop.

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If someone has the full version of this image I would really appreciate it if you could send it my way. I looked everywhere. I don’t have Twitter so I can’t check that.

I might end up liking this one more than the France one when it's done. Coloring the cars was actually more enjoyable than I thought it would be.

What flavor milkshake we thinking? I was thinking mint chip might be the most fun to color. But it may not translate well and might look like he’s drinking Nickelodeon gak

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Know what?

They're right post canceled he's Amish now in our collective fantasy. No Honda, it's a horse and buggy. No Denny's and instead it's an artisan over priced Amish bakery, he still has roller sakes though. Maybe instead of Cum On Feel The Noize he's singing one of their haunting religious hymns in Pennsylvania Dutch. He's still plowing us though and later he will go plow the fields as well maybe raise a barn if he's feeling oh so frisky. He will refer to you as "The English" the entire time in a derogatory manor.

If you wouldn't let this man plow you like a corn field in the back seat of a 1990 Honda Civic parked out behind your local Denny's then there is something wrong

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what I need in my life is some GOOD Denmark official art. if anyone has that...maybe let me know where to find it. I feel like all the official art of him is ass.

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“If the skates stay on”

Of course the skates stay on! And the visor!!

He will also be blaring Quiet Riot’s “Cum On Feel are Noize” for optimal performance and motion

If you’re lucky he may mumble the lyrics in your ear every now and again.

If you wouldn't let this man plow you like a corn field in the back seat of a 1990 Honda Civic parked out behind your local Denny's then there is something wrong

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the nations as foods from their cultures pt 1

prussia = "mettigel" (raw ground pork hedgehog), a culinary crime against god invented in the 1960s

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Now Alfred to!?

I’ve always been vocal on my thoughts on Alfred. But so long as we’re talking about it I would absolutely let Denmark it hit freaky style too. Something about those loud dumbasses that really revs my engine. And we all know my thoughts on the Italy brothers. That’s It thought for now… stay tuned it’s subject to change at any given time.