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Hi! Can I have a Hetalia Matchup please? I use she/her pronouns. I'm pansexual and Demiromantic. I'm 5'0. I'm INTJ. I have brown hair and green eyes. I wear glasses. I'm also Autistic and have a hard time deciphering emotion and tone. I also have a difficult time in conversations, especially small talk. I have several hyperfixations and I tend to info dump a lot. I like writing and puzzle/adventure video games. I dislike sticky food textures like peanut butter and having my feet touched. I also go through autistic burnout so I'm more likely to stay in a relationship with a patient S/O.

I match you with…

Germany

He’s naturally quite stern and serious so you wouldn’t need to worry about figuring out what he means. Ludwig is very straightforward and you two share a dislike for small talk. Once you explain your needs to him, he’ll do his best to accommodate you and be patient! He’s more of a listener and would enjoy listening to you talks about your interests.

Thanks for asking!

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Matchup rules!

Please specify your pronouns and sexuality so I can match you properly!

Give me as detailed a description of yourself as you’d like! The more the better!

Ideas for things to share about yourself: your Meyers Briggs type and enneagram, your hogwarts house, your love language etc!

Please specify 1p or 2p as I generally won’t write for any 2p characters unless specified

Headcanon rules!

7 characters max

Again, please specify 1p or 2p

I will do nsfw/angst/ship headcanons

I will not do incest/rape/suicide related headcanons

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If you can can I please have a Hetalia match up I am a straight female around 5'3 or 5'2 girl I have dark brown hair and light brown eyes my hobbies are listening to music , playing video games , watching youtube and anime I can play table tennis , and the violin I am both a introvert and an extrovert I have alot of friends and also like peace and quiet once in a while I love milk tea , coffee and food i kind of am short-tempered If you could do a match you Thanks!

I match you with…

Japan!

Kiku’s calm temperament will nicely contrast your short-temper. The two of you would enjoy watching anime together, and he would try his best to understand the video games you like! He would take all of your music recommendations, he’ll try basically anything you suggest. You guys would go on a lot of boba dates! :)

Thank you for asking!

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Hello, is this blog still active? Hope you’re doing well!

IM ALIVE LOL

I just haven’t been that motivated to write;; I’ll try and clear out my inbox rn

Thank u for askingg

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john mulaney has checked into rehab. here’s what we are going to do:

• support him

• wish him well

• respect his privacy

here’s what we are NOT going to do

• make jokes because addiction is not funny

• speculate anything about his marriage or personal life

• attack those in his personal life (*ahem, leave anna alone. don’t go asking pete davidson for details. none of that)

addiction is a serious disease, and while this news may be troubling, i am so proud of him for seeking help. you can too.

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Hello 😳👉👈 I would like to request a matchup, if that's okay! I'm a homosexual male. I have short black dyed hair with bangs. I have blue eyes and my height is about 5'. I like being alone and to listen to music while I draw, but I also like hanging around with my best friends! I'm shy at first but later I will joke around and tease my friends a lot. I love having fun but I also love relaxing alone time. I like cute things, animals, video games and anime. Thank you very much!! ❤

I match you with:

Feliciano Vargas!

His bright and outgoing personality would nicley contrast your more shy tendencies! He would easily bring you out of your shell. While he may struggle to sit still, he would love to sit and watch anime with you! You two have a shared love of art and cute things that you would bond over. You two could spend ages just chatting and joking around without a care in the world!

Thanks for asking!

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Hi! Can I have a match-up if it's possible please :) ? I'm a bisexual female, 5'1, I have dark hair, but it's not my natural hair color, and my eyes are blue. I enjoy being alone, and even when I befriend someone, I have a hard time to hang out with them, because I fear they end up hating me or they find me annoying. Yet, I like helping others even if I find myself useless sometimes. I can get anxious easily. [1/2]

i match you with...

Japan!

kiku himself is a very reserved man so he’ll understand your introverted tendencies. he appreciates your helpful attitude and admires you for your selflessness. he sees your anxiety and empathizes, opting to help you in any way he can. he could spend ages just reasuring you thag you’re not a bother and that he truly enjoys your company! he is grateful for your height as he is only 5’5”, he enjoys being taller than you!

thank you for asking!

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Hetalia Matchup please? I'm Autistic and Bisexual, an INFP Aquarius Ravenclaw, Chaotic Good, and very kind, witty and awkward. An author and anthropologist, studying cultural burial and the afterlife. I'm very androgynous, very short (4' 11"), with glasses, and tons of scars, moles and freckles that I draw out constellations with. I'm very existentialist, oddly comfortable with death, and my interests include fantasy, space, mythology, witchcraft, cryptids and literature. Thanks!

I match you with

Canada!

His subtle personality and your chaotic energy would make a great combination. He’s very articulate and careful and would be able to hold long, deep conversations with you. He would love talking to you about cryptids and mythology! You and Kumajiou would get along nicely. Mathew loves tracing your moles and freckles to make constellations.

Thanks for asking!

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this single panel of a popeye comic @fleetwoodbrak dug up while he was spelunking on the popeye wiki is the only thing keeping me alive

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Hi there! I would like to request a matchup if you please. I'm a heterosexual 5'2" female with shoulder-length curly brown hair, brown eyes and tan skin. I'm shy around strangers but talkative around my friends. I'm nurturing and patient but can also be stubborn and prideful. My hobbies/likes are writing, drawing, playing video games and sleeping.

I match you with...

Germany!

Germany is a very patient and serious man, he prefers a more personal and private relationship. He would love to play video games with you, granted you'd have to teach him everything and, he would love seeing your art. He'd enjoy watching you do things you're passionate about like drawing and writing. He would mind your stubbornness he would instead be understanding knowing it's what you'd do for him!

Thanks for asking!

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Hey there! can I have a matchup? I'm 5'1 i'm pretty average for weight but I'm dummy thicc. I'm like 1/3 native so I'm a little dark ihave grey/blue eyes and i'm very sensitive about my teeth. I have a mix of alberta,newfie and quebec accent. I love collecting everything from teacups to bones. I like hunting art poetry cooking and dnd. I like to party because there's nothing to do here and sometimes I go too far with drinking games and more nsfw games

i match you with...

russia!

ivan would really enjoy seeing your collections and would certainly help you add to them! he would definitely go on hunting trips with you and maybe, if you took the time to teach him, play dnd! ivan is very tall and would really love the height difference between you two, he would reassure you whenever you needed it! hes a fantastic listener and would be there to hear you out even if its just minor complaints about being cut in line while out shopping. ivan of course, is russian, so he would enjoy plenty of drinking games. he especially loves some of them *wink wonk*.

thanks for asking!

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1p Hetalia Matchup please? I'm an Autistic Bisexual Girl, and an Author, Artist and Mortician. I practice witchcraft, being a devotee of Hades in particular, and I'm honestly a bit of a goth, preferring dressing in black and loving the macabre. I'm very short with brown hair, pale skin and freckles, and icy blue eyes. I'm extremely kind most of the time, but I also am quite the oddball, often saying rather off-putting things and being a bit creepy really. I really appreciate beauty too. Thanks

i match you with...

england!

as a practicer of witchcraft himself, you two already have something in common. he would deeply appreciate your kind demeanor and wouldn't mind any qiurks as he has plenty himself! the two of you could talk about literature and art for ages, almost forgetting about everything else! he is an introvert so the time you spend with him would mostly just be the two of you, generally very chill hang outs. he enjoys your company and is glad of your height difference as it makes you all the more cute to him!

thanks for asking!!

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Alfred F. Jones NSFW Alphabet

A - aftercare He's fantastic at aftercare when it's needed, he'll draw a bath for you and wash you off, he'll check to make sure you're okay, massage you, cuddle you, you name it he'll do it. Anything to make you happy!

B - body part His favorite part of you is your neck, he loves to mark you up and make sure everyone knows your his.

C - clothing His favorite type of lingerie is babydoll, he loves simple lingerie that accents your beauty.

D - dirty talk He loves dirty talk, recieving or giving he lives it. He just wants to make you feel good.

F - favorite position Facing you, Doggy style, Cowgirl, Missionary.

I - intimacy He loves being in control, praise on both ends.

K - kinks Praise kink, rigger, voyeurism, mostly vanilla though.

L - location He loves risky sex, he wouldn't mind fucking you semi-publicly.

M - motivation He'll initiate things most of the time but he loves it when you tease him.

N - noise He's pretty loud himself, and he loves hearing you, needs affirmation pretty much the whole time.

O - oral He absolutely loves sucking you off/eating you out, not so much on recieving though.

P - pace It really depends on his mood, but he can go so slow you're begging for release or so quick he can make you come over and over again like its nothing.

Q - quickie He's fine with anything really, as long as you're satisfied in the end.

R - risk He would love the risk of you two gettig caught, of someone catching him absolutely wrecking you, letting them know your his.

S - seduction He'll probably do a "the hero's here to save you" thing either that or a cowboy act.

T - toys He loves overstimulating you, with vibrators, rings, you name it.

U - unfair He doesn't really like teasing, he's much more genuine and desperately want to make you feel good.

V - vocal He would tell you how beautiful you are all sprawled out underneath him, how happy he to make you feel so good.

W - wildcard He doesn't mind bottoming, but he loves being the one making you desperate, being the reason you're moaning and squirming.

X - X, things they won't do He won't do any BDSM, doesn't want to hurt you at all.

Y - yearning He needs it at least 4 times a week, he has plenty of pent up energy wink wonk.

Z - Zzz He'll sleep when he knows you're okay and safe in his arms. He has to check on you no matter what!

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