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ANNABELLE: Hi LJ!¡♡ are you still alive?

Eh?

I guess? Ain't got much goin' on these days.

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*gives a nervous chuckle and puts it back in before hiding*

Excuse me what?

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LJ, what is your opinion on cosplayers? also try to guess my favorite candy

Let’s see... cosplayers are the purest form of flattery in my book - people wanting to look like me?? Consider my ego intensified! As for your favorite candy? Hmm... I’d take you as someone who prefers softer candies - but not just chocolate, something fruity and gummy. Like a Starburst or Swedish Fish.

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Do you like Jeff the killer?

Nope. He’s a prick.

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Hello,What do you like more: lollipops or mini hard candies?

Lollipops hands down.

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Why are you so scary and I don't trust you and try guess my age okay?

I’m scary because it’s my job, and imma guess you’re 14 maybe 15.

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Lj what will happen if the American revolution started all over again

I’d grab a bag of popcorn and watch.

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do you thing you are sexy

Oh I am VERY sexy. I don’t need to think it, I am.

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Heyyyyy LJ do you like the sun cause I do even if its not sunny! And by the way..... What's your favouring type of Candy mines Jolly rancher.

The sun is ok, and you can never go wrong with a simple sucker.

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Be stuck in a hole with fan girls for 1 hour or no candy for a day?

Bring on the fangirls.

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Hello Laughing Jack! My name is Sorina! My qestion is: are you a clown? Because i think i'm afraid of clowns! Just think. I'm not really sure. Hope you like my qestion! 😉

Nooo. I’m a cat.

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What would you do if you were somehow m pegged?

Kill myself.

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What would you do if you and jill had a baby?

I’d disappear forever.

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Hey LJ. Your my second favorite creepypasta

Second? What loser is your first?

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I got ya nose!! *actually pulls it off* uhmm

I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You.

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Hey Lj what do you call bees that make milk?

Bees that make milk??? I’ll have whatever your having.

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Do you still talk to Issac

Why would I? You know what he did, I don’t forgive easily.