She/they, British :(. Will speak English/Français, will attempt Русский. Vaguely leftist. 20. Just tumblin' around. 36-year-olds from Swindon named Dave DNI. Eldritch beings from the void please interact.
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Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.
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One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.
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Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
"There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do."
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you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"
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Deux Murasame is so fucking cute but I need her to eat more. Come little trans dog girl we need to get you as wide as you are tall. The Psycho Gundam will always be able to accommodate its heart
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Okay so I know this is probably a kinda cold take but, Unika, the new Guilty Gear character, right?
It's not just me feeling an overwhelming surge of Gender Envy, right? Like y'all also see this and immediately think "I need to be her" with every ounce of your being?
ok thanks just making sure 👍
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all my haters become my daters when I attach the shock collar of success
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the magnus archives will be real in 5 minutes
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The slutty little messenger bag... The thighs.... The seams in the armor like a harness.... The cunty little dress belt right up at the feminine waistline....
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you cant even kill yourself these days because your haters will say you did it because you were transgender
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I love action figures whose entire reason for existing is clearly "we ordered too much of a particular colour of plastic". When I was a kid I had a metallic gold Batman.
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He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)
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