My name's Chris: American, white, male (cis, he/him), born in 1996, possibly bi, formerly known as perpetual-awkwardness, placeholder adjective, and not getting out of this chair. Header art by yomiyuarts.
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Omg I love that they actually drew the lab 🤣
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PMMM Precure AU! It was fun trying to keep their outfits recognizable while trying to make them look more cohesive. Homura's is definitely the most changed, so I hope it still looks enough like her???
The themes would be gemstones, jewelry, and wishes. I'd probably have their Cure names be gemstones, maybe Opal/Morganite, Sapphire/Turquoise, Topaz/Citrine, Ruby, Amethyst, but I'm not strongly attached... Transformation item is supposed to be like a little faberge egg style jewelry box with the ring as a key TroRouge style!
Vague plot idea: There's a big important magic gem that can grant any wish, guarded by the Kyubeys for generations. The last person who successfully used it was a princess centuries back, but she vanished mysteriously and no one remembers what she wished for anymore... (Definitely she was NOT lost in time and will NOT show up later on with her own thoughts on if the Precure are doing things correctly...)
To activate it, you need to gather enough energy from granting people's wishes. Recently there's a coven of witches going around bespelling people into serving them and stealing their wish energy... Unclear on the end goal, but it doesn't look great! So one baby Kyubey heads off alone to try and awaken the Precure to fight them off and claim the big wish for themselves, to maybe bring back the princess???
Possibly Sayaka becomes a witch for a while, probably due to being disillusioned by actually meeting The Princess plus realizing the Kyubeys have not been totally honest. Kyoko's backstory is not quite as harsh as canon (also she didn't have magic to accidentally brainwash people), so instead her dad just became erratic to the point of losing custody, so she + Momo are growing up in an orphanage/foster care... Definitely the elder Kyubey is up to something...
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[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]
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how do i kill the idea of interviews? not like kill things facilitating them like companies and hr but the very concept of it
i want to reach into the noosphere and stab the very concept from the collective human consciousness
what i guess im getting at is this appeals to you then apply to my interview killer taskforce where the best of you might have a chance to work with me to kill interviews once and for all
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writing my breaking bad remake where walter white pays for his cancer treatment with twitch streams but he’s equally secretive about it and jesse is his moderator and gus is a rival streamer anyway this is stupid
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL
our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much
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still can’t believe usagi recognising sailor uranus as haruka purely by scent was an actual canon plot point in the anime…… truly one of her most insanely bisexual moments which is saying something given we’re talking about the bisexual-magical-girl-in-chief
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pride flag color picked from the tos crew <3
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Every tos episode is called something like "in the mind of the divine" and it's about trying to communicate with a giant alien slug made out of glittery shower curtains.
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