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speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

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Criminal Minds 3.04 'Children of the Dark'

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the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

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BJ at all times to anyone who will listen: i’m a five star man

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i was cheering for him...

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my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them

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I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all “You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends” and my sister was like “I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt” Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Do you ever think about how a single misguided study on wolves in captivity has resulted in both the most widespread toxic pseudoscientific theory in the manosphere and what is arguably the weirdest genre of graphic kinky gay fanfiction and depending on who you are and what you've seen you'll hear the word Alpha and either think of the platonic ideal of a cis het man or one feral mediocre middle aged actor's dick knot impregnating another's slick-drenched hole. Isn't the internet a wondrous place.

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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

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Of all the interpersonal relationships in the DC universe Dick and Tim being brothers (and having crazy adventures in crime fighting) will always be one of my favorites. It was one of the highlights of the old continuity so it's nice to see DC letting them have that again.

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I LOVE Tims fuckass houseboat and it is severely underutilized in this fandom imo

Like, firstly this guy parks his boat on the Gotham Marina which shouldnt even exist. Gotham has the most toxic waters in the country why the hell does it have a marina??

And secondly it is so funny to think about Tim Drake-Wayne, one of the richest people in Gotham, living on the most fuckass little houseboat in butfuck nowhere.

LIKE

Can you imagine being a Gothamite and seeing on the celebrity gossip page that Tim Drake-Wayne moved to the most toxic place in the country on a dingy little houseboat to be with his boyfriend.

Its just so funny to think about 😭