hey-scully-itsme
hey-scully-itsme
i see the weasel too
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hey-scully-itsme · 7 hours ago
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everyone talks about that one xkcd about experts overestimating the average person's familiarity with their field, and that's all fun and good. but in my experience what's far funnier is when you start to think of yourself as the "average" person being described in that comic. knowing enough people who are so incredibly into one specific thing that you start saying shit that sounds like "oh no i'm no geochemist haha i really only know the formulas for olivine and one or two feldspars. and quartz, of course."
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hey-scully-itsme · 7 hours ago
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hey-scully-itsme · 8 hours ago
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Andrew Wyeth - "Sea Boots" (1976)
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hey-scully-itsme · 8 hours ago
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vintage photos of paper moon portraits
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hey-scully-itsme · 10 hours ago
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side quests from my dad: hey bud, can you identify this lizard? can you research search engine optimization for my business?
side quests from my mom: I need you to go into my downstairs closet. There is a crawlspace behind the shoe rack. Inside the crawlspace there is a cardboard Crown Royal box from the liquor store. Inside the box there are a number of cardigans I have not worn since the 1980s, you must find the navy blue one from Talbots and check the pockets. Your great grandfather’s suicide note and art deco ruby ring should be inside the right breast pocket. Have you located it? Can you use the cypher on the ring to transcribe great grandpa’s final message?
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hey-scully-itsme · 10 hours ago
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RF. Alvarez (American, 1988) - Tender is the Heart (2021)
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hey-scully-itsme · 11 hours ago
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Enzo has been teaching Aurelia to herd goats.
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hey-scully-itsme · 16 hours ago
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So I don’t want to derail from the overall positive message of this post, which is that autism is not new and that autistic people have always existed. But… I am losing my mind a little bit at the implication that allistic people don’t have hobbies or collections??? Like sure, the model train neighbour who sent a 40-page letter to the city about the brightness of the street lights was probably autistic, but for every guy like him, there are also a thousand very neurotypical people who are avidly into scrapbooking, or gardening, or collecting bottle tops, and no amount of engagement with those hobbies is ever going to make them ND. The kids who relentlessly bullied me in the 90s for being “weird” collected just as many Trolls dolls as I did, and their cruelty was often learned from mothers with shelves full of Precious Moments figurines and fathers with bound albums of Topps trading cards. There were teachers at my school who had zero patience for the neurodivergent kids in their classrooms, despite having a fridge at home covered in poodle magnets, and troop leaders who devoted their entire identities to scouting, yet never hesitated to kick out any kids who could “act normal.” And while I would definitely wager to guess that the number of autistic people in hobbyist and collector groups is disproportionately higher than it is in the general population, to imply that somebody is on the spectrum simply because they love purple decor or birdwatching is frankly insane, and not doing those of us in autistic community any favours.
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hey-scully-itsme · 16 hours ago
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AUGH THE PERSONALITY TESTS. When I was still in college I took a workplace competencies class (gag me) and we had to do the “iAM” tests to get sorted into colours - feel free to search that up and see how ridiculously corporate that was. It’s so batty, like people already don’t take corporate environments seriously! Those tests are one of the reasons why!!!
"workplace competencies," nice! beautifully vague. the one i'm taking is called "professional formation" and 90% of it has been stuff like "be careful when sending emails."
that iMA test looks like an incredible example of the genre – only ten questions and it knows all about you! at that point i might be less offended by open use of astrology.
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hey-scully-itsme · 16 hours ago
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the wise and all-knowing quiz ranked my "hope" at 20th out of 24 traits and my "spirituality" last. This just in folks, i don't expect the best in the future and work to achieve it and i don't have coherent beliefs about the higher purpose and meaning of the universe.
what kind of shit do they put in self-reporting personality tests that makes so many otherwise intelligent people take them seriously
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hey-scully-itsme · 17 hours ago
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what kind of shit do they put in self-reporting personality tests that makes so many otherwise intelligent people take them seriously
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hey-scully-itsme · 19 hours ago
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Carl Holsøe - "Salon interior with a woman" (1900)
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James Stewart in Harvey (1950)
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Harvey (1950), dir. Henry Koster
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hey-scully-itsme · 1 day ago
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James McNaught (British, 1948), The Bourgeoise Nose of Ludovico Albertini. Watercolour and gouache, 30 x 29 cm.
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'Elizabethan Galleons' by N. C. Wyeth, (1882 - 1945).
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