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[heyitsoctober]

Y'all I think my dog is a fae

My older brother and I were talking in the kitchen a few feet away from her cage [she was in it] and she was barking to get let out [she was in time out for bad behavior]. But my older brother pointed out that her barks dont sound like normal dog barks. So I joked that she sounded like a cartoon dog. But then my brother pointed out, she's saying "bow wow". Like acutally saying it. So I say "are we sure she's actually a dog? What if she's just a person in a suit" as a joke. She's still barking at this point, so my brother jokes back "maybe she's actually just a fae in the form of our dog" and then she stopped barking and just stared at us.

And like, it makes sense? Despite being a pure pekingese she can "talk" like a husky, saying simple words like "water" "outside" "no" "food" and some names. She can also open doors and zippered flaps some how and several times I've found her in spots it'd be impossible for a dog her size to get (she's like 5 pounds) like the window sill or inside the tub.

[heyitsoctober]

I have no idea what this account should be, any suggestions?

[heyitsoctober]

...Fag

Wow, I've had this account for an hour and already got called a slur! Love too spidee

[heyitsoctober]

Are you a rat?

No I'm a moth!