heymeowlissa

[heymeowlissa]

”hiii! i think i know the other melissa you met. she tried uhhh— poisoning me i think. melissa shakes her hand.

“i’m pretty good though! i have a couple dirty dogs at my apartment!” she chirps, smiling sweetly.

oh hey! another me! :3

(- @heymeowlissa )

☏

' WOAH ! ! You're the second other me I've seen so far ! How are you , fellow Melissa ? ' ✿

She stuck her hand out for a friendly handshake.

[heymeowlissa]

wait a sec I know this may be late but,, why do you have a dog if you hate em alot?

someone has to train the dirty dogs~ ^_^

[heymeowlissa]

She squeaks, turning to him while chuckling awkardly.

“J-Just bored, that’s all.”

Another secretary, one who hasn't been working in CCRP technical as long as Melissa has, poked his head into Melissa's cubicle.

Hey, Melissa? Need anything?

-🗣️ of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer

Melissa was absentmindedly scrolling on pintrest on her computer, bored out of her mind.

“I’m good, thanks!” She smiles sweetly, before turning back to her computer.

“Some entertainment right now would be fucking perfect though.” She mumbles under her breath.

[heymeowlissa]

Another secretary, one who hasn't been working in CCRP technical as long as Melissa has, poked his head into Melissa's cubicle.

Hey, Melissa? Need anything?

-🗣️ of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer

Melissa was absentmindedly scrolling on pintrest on her computer, bored out of her mind.

“I’m good, thanks!” She smiles sweetly, before turning back to her computer.

“Some entertainment right now would be fucking perfect though.” She mumbles under her breath.

[heymeowlissa]

do you have any pets? :o

i have a dog at the moment, but i definitely want a kitty!! ^_^

[heymeowlissa]

yuck,, i don’t get the hype about dogs. they’re just so smelly, and just overall ewww :((

dog people dni PLEASEEEE you’re weird for liking such a disgusting creature :/

-😽💕🐾

[heymeowlissa]

ew , fuck clivesdale. don’t take them 🤨

Just got a client from Clivesdale what the fuck do I do

Also my replies aren’t working lol so if anyone wants to roleplay can they just reblog this post in particular and we can go from their lol

[heymeowlissa]

So you're cool with keeping people as pets but not eating them?

uh, hey i’m not the bad guy here for containing dirty dogs!!

[heymeowlissa]

y’know you’re not going to get very far in life acting like a dirty dog.. >:(

hey ted! i didn’t know you also used tumblr :-)

(@heymeowlissa)

Oh, uh, Hey Melissa! Yeah, I got it because the bitches just love me.

[heymeowlissa]

Thoughts on cannibalism?

???? not good ??? what kind of question is this :((

[heymeowlissa]

this is me^^ speaking to melissa (you). btw. just wanted you to know

what is scrunkly, scrimbo, spoingle & mipy? :,) sorry, i’m not really updated on new terms…

[heymeowlissa]

uh, bitches? you do mean women, right? that’s quite rude to call women bitches ted :/

hey ted! i didn’t know you also used tumblr :-)

(@heymeowlissa)

Oh, uh, Hey Melissa! Yeah, I got it because the bitches just love me.

[heymeowlissa]

𖤐

'Good morning! Or.. Afternoon, evening.. Whichever time feels right today. You seem like an absolutely wonderful nice woman, i hope you know that. Some word had spread about a love for pets you have, and i believe it is marvelous how theres even word of some.. Club!- for it.'

-a blissfully unaware old soul.

[@Beneath-the-hatchet]

”aw! thank you! we do have a club, but it’s uh— a bit on the down low…”

[heymeowlissa]

And what exactly are these "dirty dogs"? And how do you take care of them?

dirty dogs are all the pervs in this world. one dirty dog is definitely theodore spankoffski.

i take their skinsuits off for them, considering they’re not actually humans. and then i just take care of them, like a normal owner. i’m not a monster after all! 💗

[heymeowlissa]

Crazy cat lady? More like evil cat lady

(You don't have anon asks on btw. idk if that's on purpose or not)

i’m not evil… i just take care of all the dirty dogs who deserve it!! ^_^

(OMG NO I TOTALLY DIDNT KNOW. theyre on now ty !!)

[heymeowlissa]

[she nods slowly.]

oh! hey, melissa. you’re. me?

(@heymeowlissa)

Oh holy shit. I know about this timeline shit but another me is a little scary.

[heymeowlissa]

i will punish dirty dogs. dirty dogs must die.

oh! hey, melissa. you’re. me?

(@heymeowlissa)

Oh holy shit. I know about this timeline shit but another me is a little scary.