#hey melissa

[starkidobsessedgiantgremlin]

Melissa and Woman should kiss

[atoneofconscious]

Onion Headlines in Hatchetfield

[teranobriss]

Honestly, kudos to Mariah for being able to deliver her lines so smoothly while Joey was jumping around shirtless and barking in one panel and Jon was leaning over Nick's microphone and meowing at her in another

[second-best-sibling]

Hatchetfield as text posts part 1

Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

[hilacopter]

Starkid looked at The Individual Who Was Unfond of Musical Theatre and said yes but what if he had clones on the moon and got stockholm syndrome'd into being a cat. They really said put that guy in a situation.

[samscorch]

The discord server hated this one so I gotta inflict it on yall too

[onlinehorseproblems]

I don't understand the "starkid only does hatchetfield musicals 😡" train. Because if i were lang brothers???

i would also make multiple musicals and readings of the different aus involving my OCs, like Oh you liked the coffee shop au?? haha just wait till you see the catboy au

[keepthebeanscool]

i love how paul matthews is referred to as the “normal guy” but also he has several clones making a colony on the moon and he once smuggled his coworker out of the hospital and willingly pretended to be her pet cat because he developed stockholms syndrome and his greatest dream is to be a 4 foot tall anthropomorphic squirrel

[penguin-scribbles]

Melissa, the original Human Pet Guy

[urlocal-cryptid7]

Hey Melissa(!) ass meme

[fencecollapsed]

it's basically implied that in most timelines Paul avoids Melissa's kidnapping attempts by just never accepting any invitations from her and I think that is hilarious

survival tips with Paul Matthews: just say no <3 to everything <3

[cartoonchaos]

paulkins really is perfect bisexual representation because from the outside they seem like the most normal couple on earth but separate them and one evolves into a crotchety lesbian pot farmer and the other becomes a full time submissive catboy. also the world usually ends before they ever get the chance to truly understand their love for each other. also in the one timeline where they make it past the awkward flirting stage and get married, their love is only able to flourish when they themselves are the earth-shattering twist, revealing to each other just how abnormal they are, and how perfect they fit in each other’s arms. did i mention the catboy thing

[so-i-say-no-to-status-quo]

referring to "hey melissa" and "jane's a car" both as "the beloved, fan-favorite nightmare time episode" are SO FUNNY

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 1 | Okay. Okay...Okay! Okay.

[aliceisaperson]

My favorite part of the Starkid Wiki is that this is Melissa’s only skill listed

[connorscreek]

how the hell is THIS MAN

played by the same actor as THIS BOY

his range is legitimately insane