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hemicorporectomy

favorite word?

Defenestration, the act of throwing someone out of a window

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In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy

tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys

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maga guy on Twitter a few weeks ago said a Mets player was shitty because he’s “probably autistic and non binary” and now people are calling the player Juan Binary and posting photos like this whenever he gets a hit. Just giving you an update

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hey look you don’t have to be unanxious but you do have to live your life. do it anxious

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Two days in a row and still nothing! And a couple weeks ago, AND again a few days before that. give me my thunderstorm!!!

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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

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Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

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Pixel Art by Philipp A. Urlich

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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.

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In light of some of the many things happening across the world this year, I thought this Pride Month needed a special illustration.

Happy Pride Month, may we all stay safe, look after each other, and keep painting our rainbows, no matter what. 🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️