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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good.
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congrats! you made it through another day!! shits hard!! like, being alive is fucking hard work!! but you did it! !! good job
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The truth is that you don’t think a girl would have been clever enough!
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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
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