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Zayn: What's the best way of getting rid being sick and the fastest?

Taylor: Sleep!!! and a lot of hot food

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I do that because of the sparkles and stars, as weird as it sounds.

I just kind of want to stare at the backs of my eyelids for a while.

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Is leaving and taking them with you an option?

I really don’t want to leave but my puppies are at home.. Choices man.

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I know! It's iconic and I feel like it opened up a lot of doors for people.

Mean Girls will forever be my guilty pleasure. That movie is absolutely amazin’. 

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Small like three feet tall, or just below average for a guy?

So I walked into the tattoo shop ;; I walked in on a very small man getting a very large penis tattoo on his ass. Like, I shit you not, this thing was massive. No pun intended. Very detailed as well. Must have hurt like hell, but at least it looked somewhat classy — if that’s even the word to use. I bet the artist felt as though he was in middle school again. Nothing like a penis tattoo to bring out your inner child, right? Though, I’m sure he put new meaning to the phrase “Suck my ass”.

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Are you trying to get beat?!

Someone make me food, or I will peee on everything you love. 

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Coming from the guy who said he would hiss at me if he were a cat.

That’s just very cruel, Swizzle. I’m not sure how I feel about you anymore.

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At least I'm safe from losing a finger or few!

This is why I stick with dogs. That and i’m allergic to cats…

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That's pretty true. You're always risking yourself regardless of the animal. What animals aren't you allergic to?

I actually love cats, it’s mostly just ‘cause me being allergic to them. Which is unfortunate. I mean, there’s always that possibility with some dogs and cats attacking or something like that. With any animal, really. Usually there’s some reason behind it when they do though. Those incidents still don’t stop us from being animal lovers.

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Well, that's most of the time, apparently. I think I caught her at a bad time.

I thought cats were always so calm and quiet.

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If the way you are now translates into your feline ways, then I'm pretty sure you'd be a horribly behaved cat.

M’not a cat so you wouldn’t know that! I’d be a good cat anyways, psh.

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I've thought about going back, then I remember... I don't wanna get my hand bitten. So in some ways, cats are less hostile.

Meredith hissed at you? Aw. This is why I’m more of a dog person. Other than, ya know, allergies.

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That's impossible, in my opinion. I kind of feel like I treat her better than I treat actual people at times.

Maybe your cat feels neglected? Save the kitties.

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Sorry I made you think about that, but now you know how emotionally draining that hiss was. I'm glad you and bows haven't parted ways completely.

No! Please don’t go there. Though I haven’t sported them lately, they will always have a special place in my heart. 

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Unfortunately, cute cats are found in shelters as well. You'd probably rip up my furniture, though.

—but I’d be the cat no one gave away cause I was tiny and cute. Shh you would love me.

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You do know that cats can be given away, right? Luckily for you, I would die of guilt if the thought ever even crossed my mind.

Let’s not trust it! I could hiss at you for all the reasons and you wouldn’t even know.