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Albert is a hot grandpa and he’s half the reason i got into old men.🧍🏻‍♂️✨

and jack is why Im into old farts who are bastards and dead

welcome to the club

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Unpopular opinion: the more scary looking hhn icons are probably actually really good to their s/os (ex. the usher/minister of evil)

points directly at Jack

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The director looks like an evil fucked up Lupin III/lh

LUPIN HAS SO MUCH MORE RIZZ YOU FOOL

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Ask me anything in the next 30 mins 🤡

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Rises from my grave

I have not thought about hhn in 4 fucking YEARS but Im back to say....yall are SLEEPING on Dr.Oddfellow. His character is so intresting, hes charasmatic as fuck, killer fashion, hes just FINE AS HELL YALL. I AM THROTHING AT THE MOUTH

anon ily cause you spitting some absolute truth but my filthy lil clown cuddlin ass will never accept it (but I do acknowledge the Oddfellow rizz)

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HELP WHY ARE THE ASKS ON HERE SUDDENLY GETTING REALLY INTENSELY SEXUAL WHAT HAPPENED

I DONT KNOW BRO IM SORRY SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST EXTREMELY HORNY AND WE GOTTA ACCEPT AND ALSO SOMEHOW DEAL W IT

ALL IM HERE FOR IS BEING GAY FOR CLOWNS

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The Director, from Universial's Halloween Horror Nights, is a TFbro!

Paulo is into the following Subgenres!:

Possession, body horror, clothing damage, identity death, being the TFer, being the TFee, TF as a form of expression, animal tf, archetype tf, monster tf

If given the chance, he'd absolutely record someone turning into a werewolf :3

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sir this is a wendys

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I have fantasized about the director possessing me and transforming me into him, like physically and mentally, being his vessel. Having my body be warped into what he looked like as my thoughts and memories are shoved off the control deck-

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I wish there was more Caretaker NSFW out there. We got a full on silver dilf who’s probably had two wives and a good couple children including Cindy meaning he’s probably packing something and yet all there is is the film fucks and Chance cock? GIVE ME SILVER DILF DICK PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE

oooohhh myyyy

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okay so if jack got immortality by getting oddfellow’s blood on him, this would theoretically extend to other bodily fluids as well ala comics spiderman right? anyways. in theory. if i sucked his di-

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I feel like there's a shocking and distinct lack of old man yaoi within the HHN space, and I feel like someone's gotta fix it at some point. Like. Come on. Where's the old guys with something wrong with them?

we need more

in my case, specifically for jack

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I have a need. A fucking NEED. For Oddfellow praise. Not even in a sexual way. I just think it would heal me.

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Paulo is a white crusty dog that only likes one person and would either bark or bite everyone else

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Jack’s ass is one of the fattest of the other icons, only one with a better ass than him is Chance and Luck and he knows how to show it off

Buenos Dias, Jack

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Russian Roulette (Paulo x Luck) has zero foundation and the only reason it seems to exist is for heteronormativity against Double Feature (Paulo x Julian).

im here for the spicy takes holy piss

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I legit hate the ships between Albert and Elsa and Luck and Paulo. People literally only ship Albert and Elsa together because they’re the older two of the icons (at least in appearance), but Elsa seems to not be the type to be interested in anybody, let alone Albert

As for Paulo and Luck, how the hell did this one even get any footing? With Double Feature (Paulo and Julian), there’s at least some footing with the movie theme, but it honestly feels as if they just took one of the only other female characters without an official partner and slapped the most popular character fandom wise onto her. She’d literally use him as a purse dog at most

way too much to slap on a pic here but it's very true

double feature gives mutual "im going to observe this feral rat man and occasionally try to hose him down in the universal lot" and "why is this lanky man holding a hose why does he want me to sleep does he not know I'm creating art" vibes

They're both feral but in different ways

As for albert and Elsa it's absolutely a mood Elsa doesn't seem to care abt much emotionally and would much rather be on her own reading her books, enjoying the silence whereas albert is probably elbow deep in a corpse making the most visceral sounds possible doing his work

Purse dog Paulo make me laugh but also luck is absolutely a lesbiab and nobody can stop her she is gaslight gatekeep girlbossing with her gaslighting gatekeeping girlbossing gf whoever she may be