#albert caine

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Halloween Horror Nights

Sample Size: 121 stories

Source: AO3

[stonedragonisnthere]

HHN pones!!

Got bored, Halloween's around the corner, and I felt a lil sillay

Jack The Clown - Sick Joke

Everynight is Nightmare Night for this sinister Kirin.

Eddie Schmidt - BuzzKill

Leader of the Kirin Horn Drill Team

Albert Cain/Cindy - Momento Mori and Flowerbed

Deceased pegasi of the Crystal Empire Morgue

Paulo Ravenski - Final Cut

A pony's life means nothing when it comes to the perfect shot.

Likely Story

A bird of prey even in her old age.

Lady Luck - ...Lady..Luck-

Bet on a lucky horseshoe you're not her next meal.

Chance - Take-a-Chance

Sick Joke's bouncy assistant with sky-high knife throwing

Bloody Mary - Looking Glass

*stares into mirror* Looking Glass, Looking Glass, Looking Glass.

Julian Browning - Admit One

A protective pony who keeps rude movie goers in line.

[b00haus]

C3 with Caine? 😂

Sugoi✨

[lesserknownhusbands]

[mycurrenthyperfxations]

Just letting HHN tumblr know…that the archived HHN websites are back up and running. If you wanna head over and take a look. There’s plenty of high quality audio and images to go nab.

[barbossas-wench]

I didn't post hhn stuff but here's a random PFP of Albert Caine with that PFP meme that you saw all over on tiktok

[deathprocession]

Starting off with the Sweet 16 original four. They’re transparent partially incase I want to put them in other pictures or over a flag. 

[greetings-movie-goers]

“They just couldn’t get enough of The old Usher, huh?” Julian let’s out a cocky smirk, proud that he’s lasted in the hearts and minds of hhn employees and enjoyers for so long. “So, does this mean I’ll be making a big return anytime soon? HHN 35 is not to far off… I think Albert and Paulo would agree… I can’t wait…”

/// THANK YOU SM @bound-books-and-glowing-clouds FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT THIS EXISTS WHEN THE LITTLE FIGURES COME OUT I HAVE TO FIND HIM ONLINE SOMEWHERE HES A NEED!!! I know what the one impossible holiday gift that I ask for of the year will be!! Last years was 2006 Spencer’s Exclusive Living Dead Dolls and I actually got them in mint condition!! They r my pride and joy and I love my parents u guys. Sorry!! I ramble on!! Anyways…

[hyperfixationhorrornights]

Lady Luck: do you take constructive criticism?

Paulo: no, crash or credit only

—-

Paulo: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Lady Luck: You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

——

Cindy: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Albert: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

—-

Chance: Why is Eddie so pissed?

Cindy: Oh, he took one of those “Which HHN Icon Are You?” quizzes

Chance: And...?

Julian: He got Jack.

—

Paulo: I just ended a fifteen year partnership.

Julian: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Paulo: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my partnership.

*Jack and Chance fighting from across the room*

—-

Albert: Have you seen two clowns around here?

UO staff: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Cindy: It looks fine to me?

OU staff: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

—-

Eddie: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Chance: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, blood optional

Paulo: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Jack: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Cindy: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

—

Jack: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Julian: Is it me, Jack?

Jack: No, it’s not you.

Cindy: Is it me, Jack?

Jack: It’s not you either.

Boris: Uh- Is it me, Jack?

Jack:

Jack, mockingly: Is IT mE jAcK?

—-

Chance: Uh- is Elsa sleeping or dead?

Paulo: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Jack: Yeah, she was a buzzkill.

Elsa: Okay first of all, enjoy your 10 second head start-

[rush-valley]

haha oops ive very much forgotten to post the updated hhn hammies here but heres the complete size chart

[hhnconfessions]

[chainsawb0y]

you ever get the evil, satanically fuelled possession to draw Seth MacFarlane icons?????? me either

Bonus

[stonedragonisnthere]

First piss

[lovecore-stims]

Completing the set

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[corzoli]

My little pea brain got into the HHN Fandom and now I present

Skeleton Albert

[yourfaveisafearavatar]

Albert Caine aka The Caretaker from Halloween Horror Nights is an Avatar of The End.