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what do you mean wolfstar didnt raise harry
what do you mean this isnt canon (from this post)
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who else is gay for hp gals? đââď¸
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Remus is all curves. Soft eyes and curving scars, jumpers and fuzzy socks. Sitting by the window when itâs raining. Drinking tea by the fire. Good books and bedsheets and tears that flow freely.
Sirius is all edges. Sharp eyebrows and harsh jaw, popped collar and clunky boots. Motorcycle rides in the middle of the night. Laying in the snow until his fingers freeze. Leather and smoke and anger that rips apart anything in its way.
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non-magic drarry!au
big brother!au (reality tv show) where harry and draco meets inside as housemates
dracoâs task was to pretend he canât speak english fluently and to keep up the act until the rest of the housemates find out
harry was the first person he talks to and tries to tell him he can only speak french and barely speak english
harry tries his best to translate everything whatâs happening inside the house to draco
albeit his french is bit wonky and needs work (he keeps interchanging pronouns and misuse words inappropriately to dracoâs amusement)
one of big brotherâs small tasks to harry and draco is to help the other one learn each otherâs language by talking in straight english/french for a specific given time
âvoulez-vous coucher avec moi?â draco asks harry and hermione just deadpan looks at the camera, already discovered dracoâs farce a long time ago but is not allowed to talk about it
dean groans in the background bc heâs finally caught on
everyone at this point is in the joke but harry remains oblivious to the fact draco is flirting with him all the time in french
âheâs just being nice, ron.â
âsure, harry.â
everyone notices that draco has stopped making an effort to be friends with anyone and has stuck closely to harry
one night when half of the housemates are already evicted, seamus half jokingly asks everyone where do they want to get married
harry answers âbeachâ and draco âl'ĂŠgliseâ (church) at the same time
draco pauses a second and changes his answer to âune ĂŠglise près d'une plageâ (a church near a beach)
pansy couldnât it take anymore and shouts âfoR FUCKâS SAKE JUST KISS ALREADYâ
âshut up, pansyâ draco hisses
harry is startled and v confused and thereâs a blushing draco malfoy beside him
big brother takes a pity and tells draco that he can now tell harry the truth since everyone knows already
everyone slips back to the bedroom and a guilty looking draco is left behind with a curious harry
âharry, i can speak perfect english.â
harry is basically shocked pikachu face.jpg
âi also like you and yes, i am fluent in englishâ
harry gapes, the past 89 days finally caught up to him and embarrassment crept up to his face
âin my defense, you should blame big brother bc i was only doing my taskâ
harry is still speechless and can only smack dracoâs shoulder
âow! what was that for?!â
âyouâre a proper bastard! thatâs what!â
âso now he speaksâ draco rubs his shoulder
âshut up!â
âare you done being a baby? can i snog you now?â
âwere you this straight forward when you were talking in french?â harryâs got a look that heâs having whiplash and draco couldnât blame him, even finds it endearing really
âharry, yes or no. can i snog you?â
harry makes a disgruntled noise and hides his face behind his hands
he drops it after seemingly making a decision
âcome here, you fucker. if you donât kiss me within five seconds, the answer will be no.â
draco has never jumped to his feet so fast in his life
âugh fucking finallyâ
âshut up nevilleâ
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On the first day of ficmas, Hazel gave to you, a hockey player auâŚ.
Remus pushed Siriusâ hand away when it reached over his, trying to stop him from fiddling with the wrapping on their contribution to the teamâs secret santa, âStop it, stop, focus on the road.â
Sirius laughed, but obligingly placed his hand back on the wheel, âStop fussing, Re, it looks fine.â
Remus stared pointedly ahead of him, eyebrows raised, âBest wrapped gets the fifty dollar Starbucks gift-card.â He leant his head back against the warmed leather seat of Siriusâ carâa splurge after the his first Cup, âDo you understand how long that can last me?â
Sirius glanced over at him, smile half raised, âYou donât need a gift-card.â
Remus looked back down to the neatly wrapped present on his lap. Inside, a set of shot glasses, one for each player, their nickname stenciled cleanly in varsity letters on the side, along with their number, âYou donât need a gift-card. Correction.â
Remus ignored Siriusâ familiar sigh, the one that always came when Remus blatantly refused to accept Siriusâ moneyâon any terms.
âAlright, alright.â Sirius reached again, palm hovering in the air for a moment, raised like surrender, showing that he meant no trouble, before pressing his fingers into the spaces between Remusâ and resting them on the center console between them. Remus squeezed lightly, just to show he wasnât actually angry. He saw Sirius smile from the corner of his eye, and he squeezed back.
When they pulled up in the driveway of Jamesâ house, Sirius let out a long whistle, Remus a loud laugh.
âOh my god.â Remus pressed back into his seat, as if the small extra amount of distance would do anything to lessen the glare of what looked like thousands of blinking lights.
âProngs getting overexcited.â Remus turned towards Siriusâ voice, and they grinned at each other, âAs usual.â
Remus bumped his door closed with his hip, breath fogging in front of him. Sirius chirped the lock, and they squeezed out into the walkway from between the countless other cars of the rest of the team.
âI thought we werenât late.â Remus frowned, staring at the cars that lined most of the rest of the street.
He looked up at Sirius when an answer didnât come right away. He was looking straight ahead, mouth clearly fighting a smile and eyes practically glowing.
Remus stopped dead, âI thoughtâSirius Black when did this party start?â
Sirius let out a soft laugh, nose scrunching and buried his mouth into the maroon and gold scarf tied around his neck, eyes blinking slowly with mocking innocence, âSeven thirty.â
âPads!â Remus spluttered, âItâs fuckingââ He dug in his pocket for his phone, shifting the gift to the other hand, âEight forty-five. Itâs nearly nine. You said nine.â
Sirius tugged his scarf down before stepping into Remusâ space. The lights flashed across his skin, his hair curling across his temples form the damp snow falling. He leaned down, broad shoulders blocking them mostly from the view of the house, and caught Remusâ lips in a bruising kiss, head angling to lick into Remusâ mouth. Remus nearly dropped the present.
âMaybe you should have asked what time the party started before climbing on top of me then.â
Remus let out a breath, watching it fog like Siriusâ between them, âYouâre a menace.â
âHm.â Sirius grinned, teeth flashing brightly, and was just nudging their noses togetherâ
âMerry fucking Christmas, lovebirds! Fuck!â There was a muffled sort of crash, and Sirius heard Lilyâs voice trying to laugh and scold at the same time.
Sirius sighed, shaking his head lightly.
They turned, Sirius hooking his pinky around Remusâ before fully joining their hands as they picked their way up the snowy path, âHi, Harz.â Sirius bumped their fists, âLooking a little flushed there, you okay?â
Finn lifted one shoulder, and Remus couldnât tell if he was leaning against the doorframe in a cool way, or if it was for support, âThereâs cider. Thereâs rum. Itâs Christmas.â
âWeâre playing Washington in just a few days, get it out of your system now.â
âCap.â Finn groaned, âCâmon.â Remus snorted at the pout he put on, dark red hair falling into his eyes, âItâs a party.â
âHey, Capâs here!â
There was a whoop, and then Jamesâ face appeared in the small sliver of the warm living room that they could see from the door. He, too, looked a little unsteady on his feet.
âTook you long enough, Jesus.â He pulled Sirius into a tight hug, then flinched, âTake your coat off, that shitâs freezing. And your shoes too, Lils will like it that I said that. Re, was he holding you up?â
âThey were tongue-fucking in the driveway.â
Remus grinned into Jamesâ shoulder, before shoving the gift into Jamesâ hands and glaring at Luke, âJust because youâre not getting any, Muzz, doesnât mean I canât.â
There were answering shouts of praise from all around, but all Remus really heard was Siriusâ chuckled, âI love youâ into his ear.
The house was warm and lively, and Remus split his time between the wives and girlfriends, children, and the players as evenly as he could, although Harry Potter and Kara Loizeaux were hard to say no to. He was currently sat cross-legged in the middle of the living room, surrounded by what of the team hadnât moved into the kitchen at the mention of a fresh batch of cider, and helping the two littlest of the children push a tiny hockey puck back and forth on a miniature rink. He sort of loved how most kids would be pushing a train around a track, while these two were happily pushing the puck around, just like their fathers.
âSheâs a hard hitter, no?â
Remus looked up at Marc Loizeaux, grinning, âSheâs got the Loizy pout down, thatâs for sure.â
âWhere ever could she have learned it from, I wonder?â Colette wrapped an arm around her husbandâs waist, a glass of wine held lightly in her free hand.
âYeah, you fucking diver.â Came from the kitchen in Loganâs light accent, made heavier with alcohol.
Marc rolled his eyes, âTremblay, Surveille ton langage!â
âDâaccord, papa, dâaccord.â
Remus looked towards the laughter filled room, then met Marcâs smiling eyes again, shaking his head, âI think you have more children than you think you do.â
Colette sighed, taking a sip of wine, âI think so too, Remus.â
The party got a little more wild after the kids were finally put to bed or taken home. They said goodnight to the players, pouting even after it had been made clear that, not only had they been allowed to stay up hours past their bedtime, but that they would be seeing santa in a few days time.
The team sat in a circle, Remus snuggling up close to Lily a little apart to watch them exchange gifts.
âWhy is it,â Lily tilted some of his cider into her cup, careful not to spill on her particularly awful Christmas sweater, âthat even if they all know theyâre going to end up with something, they still get competitive.â
Remus hummed through a mouthful of the warm, spicy drink before swallowing, âBecause they know who gives the best ones.â
âHow do you know?â
âNo!â Luke shouted, as if on cue, âNo, no, I want that one, that isââ
Finn knocked his santa hat off with a bat to the side of his head, âYou donât get to choose Muzz, thatâs not how this works.â
âBut thatâs obviously Remusâ.â
Remus grinned at Lily, âBecause I give the best ones.â
Sirius spluttered, throwing one of the seemingly thousand cookies occupying the table at Lukeâs head, âAnd mine.â
Luke rolled his eyes, âPlease.â
âWhat is it? Iâm not remember the word.â Logan snaps his fingers, âPants on fire?â
Sirius glared, gesturing between him and Remus, âLe cadeau vient de nous deux.â
Remus sat up a little straighter at the french from Siriusâ mouth. Lily snorted.
âSettle down, Black, settle down.â Logan laughed as he too received a cookie to the face.
âCan you shits get it together?â Ryan gestured to his own gift, âI want to see.â
Lilyâs voice rose over the protests, âThree, two, one, go, shitheads.â
There was a brief moment of silence while paper was torn off and gifts were identified.
âI have a shot glass.â Finn said gleefully, âFuck.â He looked up at Remus, grinning, âThanks, Lupy.â
âAnd Sirius.â Sirius grumbled from within what looked like a hand knit team sweater, deep maroon, and with âGo Griffinsâ sprawled across the back and front.
âYouâre welcome.â Remus said, mostly thinking about stealing that sweater.
Then Sirius gave him a look, pushing his hair back from his forehead where it had gotten mussed by the soft wool, like it was already his. Something warmed in Remusâ chest and he set his wine down to settle back against the cushions beneath that gaze.
They all trickled out slowly, mostly by the fault of Finn and Luke, who seemed content to sleep beneath James and Lilyâs tree.
âMuzz, Harz.â James crouched down between them and grinned, âGet the fuck out of my house now.â
Remus was wrapping Siriusâ scarf around his neck by the door, holding onto the tails to tug him closer, âI can have that sweater, right?â
Sirius smiled down at him, thumb coming up to brush along Remusâ bottom lip, âYou can have whatever you want.â
Logan whistled, âYou bet he can.â
Sirius rolled his eyes, âTremzy, I swear to fucking godâsi tu nâarrete pasâŚâ
Logan raised his eyebrows.
âMorning skate is not going to be fun for you.â Sirius ended, in english, decisively with a grin.
There were âoohsâ from all around, and Loganâs face dropped, âCap.â
âGoodnight.â Sirius pulled James in for a hug, âMerry Christmas, Pots.â
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The apartment felt quiet but warm and settling when they got back, Sirius dropping their keys onto the table just inside the drawer.
âWell,â He threw his scarf to the side with his coat and toed his shoes off, walking into the kitchen, the tiles cool against his socks, âThat was wild, as usual. I donât even want to know how you control Muzz and Harz in practice, I mean, I love them but do they ever stop talkââ
He cut off with a sharp intake of breath when there were suddenly hands on his hips and he was spun against the counter, the marble cool against his back in contrast to Siriusâ large, warm hands. He looked down at him quietly, eyes soft but intense, a clear grey.
Remus licked his lips, suddenly feeling like the heat had been turned up, âYes?â
Siriusâ lips pressed together in a smile, head tilting, âSais-tu que je tâadore?â
Remus recognized nothing but love, so he did nothing but lean up and press a lingering kiss to Siriusâ jaw, about as far as he could reach without Sirius leaning down, âWhat was that about love, Captain?â
Sirius made a low noise in his throat, âI was asking you the same thing.â He stooped a little, hand reaching up to thumb along Remusâ jaw, âDo you know that I love you?â
Remus hummed, âWell. I think so.â He smiled slowly when Sirius rolled his eyes, dropping his face into Remusâ neck. Remus pressed his palm to his warm nape, scratching his fingers lightly through the curls of dark hair there, âIâm pretty sure I know something like that.â
âI love you with them. With the guys. They love you, too.â Sirius pulled back, nudging their foreheads together, âIâm glad I get to be here this year.â
âMe too.â Remus said immediately. Last year had been hard, theyâd played Arizona on the twenty third and Remus had been at home with his parents. This year, Remus had other plans. Most of which included them eating a lot and never leaving Siriusâ overly nice apartment. He was in between semesters, and Sirius had nearly six daysâa lifetime compared to his usual in-season breaks. Remus tilted his chin forward expectantly, and Sirius complied, lips hot.
Siriusâ hands looped around his and lead him slowly from the kitchen, kisses promising that the night was far from over.
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Hi so I saw some fan art and got inspired to write this, itâs really short but cute(?) sO I hope you enjoy!
âThis is a terrible idea.â
âWould you relax? Itâs going to be okay.â Sirius had finished tying the laces on Remusâ boots as he stood up. âIâve got you, nothing badâs going to happen okay?â
Remus took in a shaky breath as Sirius stood up, his noise brushing against the taller boyâs as he pulled him down slightly. âDo you trust me?â Sirius mumbled against Remusâ lips before pulling him into a kiss as he felt Remus nod.
âAlright, hold my hands and weâll go slow okay?â Remus nodded again before stepping onto the ice rink, legs wobbling furiously as he gripped onto the other boy.
âSirius-â He began, losing his footing as he gripped onto Siriusâ arms.
âIâve got you.â He whispered, holding Remus tightly. âKeep your eyes on me okay?â
Remusâ amber eyes flicked up to Siriusâ grey ones as he held him tightly, âJust dont let me go, okay?â
âNever.â
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The pair climbed off the ice twenty minutes later, both aching and cold.
âIâm sorry Pads, I know how much you love ice skating and I-â
âYou didnât ruin anything.â Sirius interrupted, a gentle smile on his lips. âIâm with you arent I? So I had fun.â
Remus felt a blush creep up his neck as he sat down on a seat, untying the laces on the boots. âAs long as youâre sure.â
Sirius smiled again and tilted Remusâ face up to his. âRe, I had fun.â He said sternly as his hand moved to the back of Remusâ neck. âDonât overthink it alright?â He pulled Remus into another kiss, âanyway, you looked adorable when you wobbled.â
Remus chuckled softly against Siriusâ lips before pulling away. âI should bloody well hope so considering I fell on my arse so many times.â
âMm, lucky ice.â Sirius grinned as Remus rolled his eyes, shoving him away lightly.
âPiss of Pads.â He said, a wide smile on his lips as Sirius leant over to claim them once more.
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Raising Harry
Iâve read all these cute raising Harry fics where Remus and Sirius have no issues bringing him up. Thereâs never arguments. They always see eye to eye and Harry is this perfect angel of a child. And itâs cute, really. But also unrealistic.
Show me a fic where Remus and Sirius have disagreements on how to handle certain situations. Have them argue behind close doors. Have them get annoyed with each other or angry and one of them has to leave for a few hours to calm down.
Have Harry be a little shit. No kid is perfect. And letâs be honest, kids can be assholes. Even the best behaved child has a bad day. Show me that. Show me Harry having a tantrum because he didnât get a cookie before dinner. Harry being placed in timeout and being petulant about it the entire time. Toddler Harry holding a grudge over the fact that Remus told him âNoâ. Harry knowingly doing things heâs not supposed to. Because heâs a child and thatâs what children do.
On top of that, if he were raised by his Godfather heâd be a spoiled child. Heâd be used to getting lavished in attention and love. Heâd have these two men over-compensating because his biological parents are dead. So theyâd feel like theyâd have to go the extra mile for Harry.
Sirius grew up in an abusive home, and heâs gonna want to be the opposite of that. But heâs also gonna end up doing some things his parents did. Heâs gonna say things and heâs gonna hear his motherâs voice. Heâs gonna try his best, and show that. Show that itâs a struggle.
I want to see how both Sirius and Remus lose patience. How they have to tag team because the other canât handle Harry screaming or crying. Have them need some space from it all. I want to see them feel guilty for feeling this way too.
Being a parent is hard. It is the most difficult thing that a person will do on their life. Itâs rewarding, yes, but itâs not easy. And in both fic and canon, Sirius and Remus are so young. Theyâre barely out of childhood. They donât know what the hell theyâre doing. Be realistic about it.
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Why âfemale-presenting nipplesâ matter
When I was 10, my mom made me wear a bra and it felt like a punishment for being different.
When I was 10, I took the bra off when changing for gymnastics and accidentally dropped it in the school hallway. A teacher picked it up and said, âOh, this must belong to youâ and handed it back to me in front of everyone. I quit gymnastics.
When I was 11, I thought maybe the boobs would be okay so long as they didnât get any bigger than would fit in my hand, so I kept measuring it, but they did.
When I was 12, I started wearing two or three sports bras to smush them down, until one day a classmate said, âAre you wearing two bras?!â while laughing.
When I was 13, a boy told me he wanted to squeeze my boobs âuntil they popped.â
When I was 14, I got cast in a play as an older character and a classmate told me I got the role because I had boobs.
When I was 17, my mom told me to return a swimsuit because it would be too distracting for my boyfriendâs father.
When I was 21, I got properly fitted for a bra and everyone felt the need to tell me how much better my boobs looked.
When I was 26, I got pregnant and my immediate fear was that my boobs would get bigger.
When I was 28, I got shamed for trying to feed my screaming baby in public without a cover.
When I was 28, people asked me âwhy are you bothering to use a breastfeeding cover?â
When I was 30, people gave me weird looks that I wasnât yelling at my kid for putting their hand on my boob.
When I was 31, I avoided going to the beach or pool because I didnât want to have to deal with boobs in a swimsuit.
When I was 32, I got asked, again, âwhy donât you get a breast reduction?â
When I was 33, I watched a 5yo girl get shamed for running around in sweltering heat without a shirt on and had to reprimand a bunch of tween boys who thought it was okay to shame her for doing something they do all the time.
When I was 34, my kid kept patting my breast and saying âMommyâs squishy breast!!â They will never see me express any shame about tits, because I want them to have a different mindset than I had. Yes, boobs are nice! Theyâre squishy! Theyâre fun! Thatâs the end of that.
Iâm 35 and no longer give a fuck. I donât care anymore. As a teenager my tits were covered in stretch marks. Theyâve been engorged with milk. My nipple changed shape with pregnancy. Give it another couple decades and my breasts will probably be all wrinkly. Itâs sexual when Iâm using it sexually. I donât fucking care, and I wonât be ashamed anymore.Â
Every time a policy or cultural hangup treats people with breasts differently, it fucks us over.Â
Tumblrâs new policy makes an active choice to participate in this culture of shame. By classifying âfemale-presenting nipplesâ as explicit material, Tumblr has taken a stance that any chest or breast that differs from a male default is worthy of shame and unavoidably sexual. The idea that breasts are shameful and unavoidably sexual is exactly what fucked me up for so much of my life.
Stop shaming people for having bodies.Â
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Harry is the Mafia boss and Draco can be either a stripper,the son of the mayor or the shy librarian. Your choice! âĄ
Mafia Boss!Harry x Libarian!Draco:
Now let the judge know Draco had been minding his business when he first met Harry.
It was a casual Saturday afternoon, he was simply scanning some books and sudddenly he heard a cough.
Expecting it to be Mrs.Sprout returning to ask him again where the sport section was because, her wife Mrs. Hooch was to proud to do it herself.
But no, instead of an adorable old lady, he stared at an actual Adonis.
The man was the visual Draco got when he read the cliche line, âtall, dark and handsome.â
Draco was quite enough as it is but this guy made him lose his ability to breathe.
Luckily the man did the talking for him.
âUmm, Iâd like to check out this book.â He explained waving the book in his hand.
In stiff movements, Draco walked towards the âman of his dreamsâ and collected his book to check out.
But when he took it, he couldnât help but snort when he caught sight of the title.
In bright red letters was, âLeo the Lion goes to the zoo.â
Not the type of book youâd expect such an intimidatingly handsome man to have.
The guy seemed flustered by Dracoâs teasing laughter because he quickly explained himself.
âItâs for my Godson, heâs in his grandmothers house and asked if I could get it for him.â
Draco nodded in understanding but still had a smile on his face.
The check out continued and l Draco next asked for his godsonâs library card.
He noticed the name on the library card and his eyes widened in surprise.
âYour Godson is Teddy Lupin?â
âYes, why?â
Draco couldnât help but let a huge smile bloom on his face.
âOh Teddy is such a sweet child, he always brings me flowers and heâs so quiete andâŚâ
Draco couldnât help but gush on and on about Teddy.
Harry (what Draco was asked to call him.) adding a few words here and there.
Soon the conversation drifted from Teddy, to themselves and so much more.
âMay I get your number?â
The question came out of nowhere and stopped Draco mid-sentence.
His face heated up almost immediately.
Harry only chuckled at his expression.
He was patient though, he let Draco stutter out his numbers timidly till he had his complete digits.
After that they hit it off immediately.
Soon their dates slowly turned less into a date and more into boyfriends simply doing couple things.
It was amazing.
When Harry asked Draco to move in with him, the blond was so happy he cried.
He spent most of his time in Harryâs fancy Penthouse anyway but the request still meant a lot.
So imagine Dracoâs surprise when he was simply chilling in his and Harryâs apartment and suddenly some men in black, knock at the door.
Clueless, Draco believes theyâre just friends of Harry.
But he immediately rethinks that thought when they put a bag over his head and chuck him into a van.
The drive gave Draco sometime to contemplate why this was happening.
Clearly, Harry had something to do with this because why would some men steal a random librarian.
And with that hypothesis he began to fit in some missing dots in his conclusion.
Like how when that time he was looking for a sock, heâd spotted blood on one of Harryâs shirt,
Or how Harry had that tattoo of a snake wrapped around a lion plastered on his back,
Or how Harry had scars and bullet marks on his skin o-
Now Draco thought about it, he must have been a new form of stupid for not realizing this sooner.
His bloody boyfriend is a type of criminal!
Seeing nothing left to do, Draco could only scream and thrash.
And thrash he did, his kidnappers literally had to bound him but that didnât stop his ability to scream.
But that gag did.
Now he could only glare as he watched these men interact in front of him and he badly wanted to throw up when one of them would leer at him.
âThis is Potterâs bird right?â
âYep, heâs literally wearing Potterâs shirt.â
âPretty little thing, no longer Potter keeps him around.â
âDonât worry, after we lure in Potter and off him then the blonde is ours to fu-â âYours to what exactly?â
While these men were having their conversation, Draco witnessed his boyfriend sneak behind them and aim a gun at one of their heads.
Sadly he was gagged so he couldnât warn âem.
Oh well.
Never in Dracoâs life would he have believed his life would turn into a action movie, but here he was, being shielded from bullets behind a wall while his boyfriend and his crew had gun fight with a bunch of criminals.
After that night, as Draco patched a bullet to the arm Harry received. Harry told him everything.
About his place as King pin in a Mafia group, his criminal record basically everything.
Now, youâre probably wondering âDraco did you stick around after that?â
Well of course he did.
As dangerous as Harry was, it didnât outweigh the fact that Harry read the entire âLeo the Lionâ series before he read it out to his godson.
Or how he sulks if not kissed when he wakes up.
Or how he buzzes like a child whenever they decide to get ice cream.
So as long as Harry came back home alive, and with a new book, Draco couldnât care what he did.
But what he did care about was âWHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUâVE NEVER WATCHED BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!?! DOES RUNNING A MAFIA MEAN HAVING NO DISNEY!!â
Yeah, I think theyâre going to be just fine.
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Day 13 of @yumenouveau and @artymakeartâs WsIkntober !Â
Prompt : Common Room ⼠Since iâve missed the Jily prompt because i wasnât feeling ok, i decided to put everyone in a cuddle pile :)Â
Enjoy ! âĽ
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Inktober # 8- âSTARâ Sirius Black all young and hot. Not my fave ink Iâve done this month, but here we go! Look at dem stars. Also check out the detail of the zodiac in his coat. |
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Someone bought me a coffee! Thank you!
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things james definitely said as quidditch captain:
âOkay, guys! Practice all day Saturday, Iâm taking sandwich orders.â
âMarlene, if you do not get on that broom right this instant, Iâm putting in that first year and I donât give a shit about the consequences.â
âTo prepare for the game against Slytherin, weâre having an extra practice at 6:30 tomorrow morning.â âExcept me.â âRight, except Sirius.â
âNo, Sirius, you cannot install a mirror into the beaterâs bat. No, I donât care if your hair doesnât look good.â
âMarlene, answer me this: Is Mary MacDonald on the team? Is she? No, I thought the fuck not. Get her off the field.â
Sirius:Â âOkay guys, Iâm filling in for James today. Practice is cancelled.â James, yelling, running across the pitch with his robes tangled and his shirt stuck half-over his head:Â âNo it is not.â
âSirius, youâre coming to practice. The full moon was a week ago.â âI need time to recuperate!â âOh, sure, if ârecuperateâ meant âsex with a werewolfââŚâ
âOkay, team! Make sure to make me look good today, because Lily is watching. (To chasers) Each of you must pass the Quaffle to me a minimum of twenty-four times or youâre off the team.â
âSirius, is there any way you can hit a Bludger at Snape and make it look like an accident? Great.â
âYou know what? Fuck Slytherin. Fuck âem. No, I am not crying.â
âSirius, trade uniforms with me. I need it to be a size small so that Evans can see how shredded I am.â
âMoony, if you do not come to the final game against Slytherin I will personally come to the hospital wing and attack you. Physically. With my fists.â
âHow much would it cost to cover every broom on the team in pure gold?â (Harry takes after him.)
âGuess what? Hufflepuffâs a bunch of losers. They suck. They all deserve to die. No, itâs just allergies, shut up Siriusââ
âTest tomorrow? Fuck Transfiguration.â âFuck it!â âThanks, Marlene.â
âTreat those goalposts like they are Snivellusâ asshole. Nothing can penetrate them.â
âGet off the pitch, Mary! Peter can AND will eat you.â
(During a game)Â âYes, Sirius, your hair looks lovely. Please get back to mauling your loser brother with bludgers.â
âYou know what? I knew we could do it. I knew we could win. Because what we haveâloveâis the most powerful Quidditch skill there is. And the Slytherins will never, ever, understand that. Owâoh, Godâfuck you, Sirius! Yeah, I am fucking crying!â
#this has me giggling like a child#i love him#i love them all#dorks#i love the marauders so much#marauders era
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the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength
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You Heard Me
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*Remus and Sirius chat quietly together in the library as a wild James approaches*Â Â
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