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might mess more with aurora and mabel tonight. this is going to be a semi-active account, you'll be able to find me at those two or xminimoon more often than this one. i might set up pages tonight too, who knows
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She looks to his hook again. The gears in her work to dispose of what she's ingested, it's gotten rid of bodies and worse-- she can handle a couple slices of pizza. She's displeased that he would ask her to help with his rusted hook, though she supposes she's the one with the most knowledge of cleaning, however limited it might be. The remaining bits of food are abandoned on the counter as she turns away to see what he could use.
❝ Soap ? Vinegar ? ❞
Might as well help the poor thing, he's neglected enough as it is and it's unlikely that maintenance might bother cleaning the hook of an unused pirate.
Casually does she glance back toward the food left on the counter, unashamed of the cravings that none of the others seem to share.

lone brow raises when she actually pauses in her activity to look at him, to actually form a response. he had been so sure that she would simply i g n o r e him, just continue to scarf down the revolting grease that workers here had the gall to call food.
a whir of machinery from the contraption humans might call a neck leaves him; the parody of a breath, of a sigh. what a riot she was. it makes her feel WHOLE? what does that even mean? only thing that slop does is screw up the circuitry and gears and other mess of shit that is the sole reason she can s t i l l move and talk.
he knew he should not have asked in the first place. then again, he had expected something more than what he was given. something actually INTERESTING. oh well.
“right. & you wouldn’t happen to k͖̬͜n̟͙̭o̼̯̦w̗̞̭ how i could clean off my hook, w̨̲͜o̯͎͜u̙̼̖l͖̫͎d̙͈ͅ ̳̠̤y̧̺͇o̳͙̹u̲͓ͅ?”
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now i am a man eater in more than just one way----
he TASTES LIKE PIG ( but that's okay ) i eat him every day
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He won't listen. So be it. She's never found as much enjoyment in their screaming as the others have, but there is something about human flesh that just helps satisfy much more than PIZZA. Perhaps after she eats this one, she won't feel the need to snack for the rest of the night.
A silent dash towards the idiot.
A sigh left his lips, eyes rolling as it sounded. A furrowed expression soon followed. How did the person in the suit know about where the guard room was? ”Fool? Man, you gotta work on your insults. Come on now. Get out now. Trying to do my job here.”
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PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO FUCKING HELP ME
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❝ How dreadful. ❞
She can't find the effort to care too much, however. Slowly does that head turn to face him, blonde locks slowly slipping over her shoulder. Frown.
❝ And which do you prefer ? ❞

His reply came seconds after the question had been asked. Perhaps thinking, perhaps deciding what to say.
【 ❝єιтнєя ℓєανє υѕ тσ яσт
σя тєαя υѕ αραят❞】
Neither favorable, but hey, he already had been left to the former. Didn’t bug him too much.
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❝ No. No I don't, not when you play it every time the little idiot in the office
d̈̓ͫͭͪ̋e̓͋̏p͗̊̉̑r͗̈́i̒̈ͣve͛͆ͧ͊͐s̓̅ ̍ͭ̅͌̾̊h̊͛̿iͣͫm̏̑sͫ͒ͮ̽e̔̄ͪ̑̅ͪ̅l̾̔͑̒̔f̏͛ͪ͛̆ͧ ͧ̈́̂̅ͦo̾̽͒̀̎ͩ̽fͮ̑ ͬͮp͌̄̆ow̒͋e͊̿ͫṙ͋ͧ. ❞
He debated over doing it or not That ş̣͔͔ͤ͑͛̋m͍̲͖͔̹̤̈́i̢̥̱̤͙̜ͥ̓̀ͪͅl̶͇̖̥̝͔̊ͩ̂͐̾̂ͯė̴̫ creeping into his expression nonetheless. He was going to do it when she didn’t expect it.
��� Oh fine. You w̭̯̫̳̻̹ͥ̔͘i͖ͪ̎ͬn͆̋́͌ͯ̆ this time, C͓̙̮͇̯̒͜h̨̘̯͇͎̋ͯ̆i͈͓̟͙̼ͫ͂͂͌ͅc̤̄͋ͣ̒̓ä͔͎͖̬̽ͧ͞. ❞
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Of course she sees him when he enters, there are NONE who might sneak their way into the kitchen without her notice. Especially when she is eating. She might have stopped when he entered if she had cared, but he sat there quietly instead, and observed-- and she simply resumed her midnight activities, biting down, and biting down, and--
why does she eat so much ?
She gulps down the bite and then sets the rest of the slice onto the table, gently, looking toward the other directly for the first time that night. Pale hues make their way down to his hook- rusted- as her mind of nuts and bolts ponders.
❝ It makes... It makes me feel... W̵͆̈́̇̃HO͐͂Lͬ̂ͯ͡Ĕͭ̈́ͭ́.̈͑̇ ❞
hiddenteeth
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She trembles ever so slightly behind him, not from fear, but from anticipation, from teeth-gritting ANGER. Has the security guard become so useless that he cannot check anywhere other than Pirate Cove for trouble ? Have the other performers strayed so far from the RULES that they have ceased worrying about any intruders when there's a guard to play with ? Behind him she creeps, closer, closer, closer, as close as she can get without alerting him of her presence----
❝ y͐͐̉͝oͭ͌͌̌̿͛̉u̶ ̾̓̈́́̈́̾͝s͊̎ͩ͂͐ǎ́id̄̅ͪ͠ ͤ̇̃͞y̒̏oͦuͧ͑̾͡ ͂̒wo̸ͦų͒̓̇̓ͥͩ̚l̒̐d͏ ̛͒ͫ̇̑͒̆ĺ̉̓̄ͮe̓ͧͥ͏av́̎̓̈̉͊̌e͑̃.̓̊̓̍͢ ❞

Fingertips roll over the walls, eyes studying every single detail. There’s a strange feeling that overcomes him when he reaches the end of the hall. He’ll become dead in his tracks, listening closely to the eerie sounds from the vents. Nothing. Hence, he strolls over to the main room with no hesitation.
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Has this been done?? I think this has been done. Pyro would be the perfect employee <3 Hang in there Chica! Pyro’s shift ends in an hour D:
Bonus: KEEP THE DOOR SHUT *Do the Dirty Pizza playing softly in distance*

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Suit. He thought she wore a suit. How delightfully naive of the little idiot. Her mouth opens, WIDE, and she proudly displays both sets of her lovely teeth before the last slice slips down into the gears within her.
❝ I'm giving you a chance, fool. Go back to your guard closet, play a little bit with my friends.
And l̔e̵̿a͆ͯ͆̋̌vͭ̐̒̋̂͘e̓ͥͣ ͮ̍ͭm̅̃͞e͂̍̿͏ ͑ͣ̋͑̽͂̊b̂ͭ̑eͧ.́ͬͪ̑͢ ❞
Looks like some crazed homeless person had found one of the suits. Hadn’t the manager said something about them being robots? Oh well. “Work here, yeah. Pretty sure you’re not supposed to be doing that. Gonna have to ask you to leave the suit behind and get out of here.”
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locked outside your apartment in your underwear and have to ask your cute neighbor for help au.
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She watches him leave the room, the pesky thing, and then FOLLOWS him. her steps silent against the tiles of the restaurant. She's spent years creeping upon unsuspecting security guards, following him out of the kitchen is child's play. She slips the slice of pizza into her mouth, not bothering to properly eat it when she needs to ensure that this stranger doesn't stay where he DOESN'T BELONG. There's little enjoyment in the food when she has him to worry about.
God, her expression is making him uneasy. It’s as if he’s hallucinating all of this. He probably is, that’s what he likes to assume. An awkward cackle comes out, head shaking.
“It’s okay, I’ll just leave now.”
Well, he doesn’t mean exit the whole place. Now he just needs to be a bit quieter. Randall wandered out cautiously, tiptoeing over to another area.
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And she pauses when the door opens, and the new guard stops in the doorway, his words slipping past her. Savagely does she rip the slice of pizza from her mouth, swallowing whatever's left between her rows of teeth as they stare at one another. What an idiot, to not even heed the warnings so cleverly left behind by his predecessor !
Doesn't he know what danger he's in ?
Chica may have less interest in people than the others, but she's certainly not merciful. Especially when her SNACKING has been interrupted----
❝ Y̾ͪǭͬ̃̓ͭ̉ͮu̕'͑̊̒͗̚͠re͛͂̆̉̀ ̾͂́̽n͑͊ͥ̄̐̄̀oͦţ͐̿ ̐ͥsͭ͊̋ͭu͌ͮ̅́ṕ̐p̨̎͋̉ͨ̋̂̓o̒̅͊̆̓̚͢š̓́eͩ̂̌̈ͤ̒͋d̑͏ ́t̒̆͂ͯͬͯo͑ͮ ̓̈́be͗̋̔ ͥ̍̋ḧ́͛̑̏̔e̚r̈͂͆̉eͫ̄͂̉ͦ. ❞
Wonderful. Clearly there was some type of animal that had gotten in. Who in their right mind would break into a place like this anyway? Money wasn’t a thing they had by the looks of it. The place was a mess. He walked from the room, humming to himself as he made his way to the kitchen. The computer was good for tha- “What the hell, yeah?” What was that…thing?
#thesteadyriots#laughs omg no problem u vu#i'm glad you like my blog#it's literally three hours old :')
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There's the sounds of pots and pans from the kitchen as the fabricated woman searches about for some scraps of food that look well enough to eat. Her acquaintances are likely giving the guard on his first night an easy enough time---- despite how strict they have to be about enforcing the rules, they also enjoy toying about with the new help.
You can't get a new guard every other day, after all.
Mm, a slice, relatively untouched-- and being what she is, looking out for germs and whatever else doesn't matter to her. Desperately does she wolf down the little triangle, relishing what little of it she can taste and feel----
and then begins to search for more.
How long had the manager said? Five nights? Five nights of being a “guard” to make some extra cash. Kane sighed to himself, walking down the hallway to the main stage room. Screw the cameras. What could possibly happen at a kid’s party place?
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She can just barely taste the food upon her tongue, the only source of comfort in this awful pizza place. Inaudibly do the gears within her shred each bite into tiny pieces she'll inevitably have to clean out. But for a moment, the void within her is FILLED. And then he continues speaking.
❝ I'm part of the a̽̓ͬͣ͡u̷t̓h̊̍ͯ̈́͑ͦ͜ỏ͂̍́͝rͫ̽̒̂ḯ͒̚͜ť̡̓̈̿̃y̛ͮ̏ͤ̏ͫ here. Are we going to have a problem ? ❞
The crust between her fingers falls to the counter as she reaches for another piece, honestly not quite concerned with pursuing the intruder just yet.
Might as well leave then if somebody’s watching. However, something strikes him when he sees the clock. It’s already past midnight, who the would be up this late without a hint of being tired? Charcoal orbs flick back over to her.
“Are you the police? Do you have a badge?”
#xmonstro#lmao i can multitask pretty well and rotate but#i like a /bunch/ of different things and have actually tried to mun like 15+ blogs at one point#it was awful :')
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❝ Not after years of the ś̷̃̐ͬ̄a̓̓̉͒̇͏m̓͐̏͐͜e ́d̂͛̃ͩ͋am̛ͯͦ̋̋n͠ ̡̒͗̇ͦ̓s̊ͥ̓͜o̓̔͆ͧn̒ͫ̽͛͋̍̅ģͫͨ.̍̅ͬ̂́ͩ͌͠ ❞
❝ Don’t à̻̖̗̞̉̚p̜̘͕͓̘͖p̵̥͈̮̭͕͚͉͐̒͑r͎̰̠͓͈̮̄̔̅̔ͦ̋̚͝ͅe̯̙͖̺̭̊̐̔̒̓ͫͪ́c̭͖͒̊͂i̫̙͇̪̟̊͗̈́ͮ͗ͤa̧̩̯̯̺̰̗̳̓ť͈̟̣͑̆̐̑̕e̟̤̫̮͕͒̓̇̊̊ my taste in m͇̖͕̘̄u͔͛̿̾s͔͝i̢ͥͩ̍ͪͮ̀c͖̳̺̻̤͉͙͊ͣͥ they gave me?~ ❞
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