My name's O! They/He/It | 24 | Polyamorous Nonbinary and Bisexual cuz I can't make a decision to save my life | Autistic & OCD | Ask me about: classical music and ballet, physical media, audio nerd shit, and feaky t4t4t4t sex |
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It's ridiculous how easy it is to manipulate a praise-starved overachiever. Literally all I have to do is tell her "Wow, colour me impressed. Proud of you." maybe ten or twenty percent of the time she works hard on something, and I'll have the cute little thing wrapped around my finger and trying so so hard to earn my respect.
And if I want to really fuck her up, guide her towards being great? Well all I have to do is start raising the threshold for what counts as impressive <3
Darling, when I'm done with you, you're going to be perfect <3
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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn鈥檛 allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
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#Today on set someone asked me if I had seen it#And I was like 'no! but I did watch this lovely movie from 2001 called Ghost World with Scarlett Johannson as a teen and Steve Buschemi :3
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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.
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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"
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if God wiped OZZY's ass from da face of da Earth dat means evryb who smokes cigbutts rite offa da fukin pavement got bout 48Hrs left or Less
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i luv my friends i luv my friends weee weee weeeee
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You have to admit it's funny
#I was wondering about this one#Cuz I was like there's no way this program has any actual way to 'panic'
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