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YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHh

Ha ha. Hell yeah. Blaze it and praise it.

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HELL YEAH TINY MOUSE-HAIR GIRL

hierophantweed started following you

[whispers]

420 Blaze it.

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(You now have one fine full ass. Congrats.)

Neat.

[Still at it.]

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(At first it seems as if there is no effect-- until there is suddenly a disturbance in the force as your ass expands out like some kind of balloon pumped to life and seems to settle that way. Enjoy the spare junk in your trunk.)

[This was pleasant at first--the bit he had felt from licking the egg anyway. But now he was... well, no, he didn't know how to feel about it.]

[The sensation drives him to grab his ass--once reasonably sized, almost flat, really, but now more than he can even hold in a handful with both hands. Ordinarily he might be upset, horrified even, but he squeezes the handfuls gently, unable to deny that it's kind of fun.]

Whoa... that's kind of cool...

[But what about... whatever was in the egg? Is it ok?]

[He's still at it.]

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the only way it can survive is inside of you. do it. eat the egg.

W-wha...

[It is destiny. This egg was put here for a purpose. And apparently that was to get eaten. But...]

How is it gonna... get out...?

[That wasn't important though, there's no time!! He... he has to do it.]

[He swallows hard and raises the egg to his lips, taking it into his mouth slowly--all of it, because he can't bear to see it in pieces. And he chews.]

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(You lick the egg and you instantly feel a tingling warmth in your buttocks.)

[He shivers. That was weird as fuck. But... kind of good. Like, kind of a good weird as fuck feel.]

[But he still feels bad about the idea of eating his new friend.]

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just eat the egg man do it eat your egg young

...............

[Was he supposed to eat it? BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT BONDING. WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE HOURS.]

[Or was this... destiny...? Should he listen to this mysterious voice?]

[Cautiously, he licked the egg.]

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[He picks up the egg, again staring it down. It seems like he's been keeping it warm... it definitely feels warm in his hands. He cups it tightly, wondering if he's gotta hold it, or sit on it or whatever.]

I'll squish you if I sit on you...

[He mutters to himself and the brown egg, on the verge of freaking out. Jotaro would know what to do. Why the hell isn't Jotaro here?]

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((OK SORRY UNANNOUNCED HIATUS THERE I’M PROBABLY NOT GOING TO PICK UP ANY OLD THREADS UNLESS YOU SPECIFICALLY REQUEST OR I HAD THEM DRAFTED AND ALSO I’M NOT GOING TO DO ANY SERIOUS PLOTTY THREADS UNTIL -AFTER FINALS- GREET THREADS ARE A-OK THO BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN PARTIALLY DRAGGED OUT OF MY HIATUS))

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[He glances at the egg. It's been hours, hasn't it? Is he not keeping it warm enough? In reality, it's been a much, much shorter time, but the lack of activity coming from his new 4/20 friend is making him nervous.]

[He examines the egg, and pushes some other varied bedroom items, including another small blanket, up to the makeshift nest. After a sudden epiphany, he places the entire 'nest' on a pillow as well.]

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[He's gone back to playing video games and smoking, as he was before he found the mysterious egg, but he's built it a makeshift nest out of the blankets from his bed and sat it right down next to him in front of his TV.]

[It's his little buddy and he's going to keep it warm and safe until it's ready to hatch.]

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((...I... I still have the oviposition magic anon in my inbox... [stares at inbox]))

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(You find a painted Brown Egg hidden among your things.)

[He probably wouldn't have noticed it if he hadn't just knocked over a ton of shit. Who put that there? Wait. Wait no he totally did. Probably.]

[He picks up the egg, staring hard at it. Where the fuck did it come from? Who the fuck put it in his room? He glanced around slowly. Was he still in his room? He hadn't left, right? It looked like his room.]

[Taking a deep breath, he put the egg down and continued to stare at it.]

[Maybe it would hatch.]

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...it's Easter?

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[Kakyoin didn't speak much at all until finally, the thumping sound of the controller being practically dropped in front of him. He flopped back onto the floor himself, letting out a deep sigh.]

Pause...?

[Kakyoin looked over at the door. It really hadn't been that long, had it? He didn't remember what time it was when he started, but it couldn't have been more than a few hours. There was no fucking way. He glanced at the clock.]

[Nah, that clock was totally set wrong. There's no way.]

It hasn't really been that long but, while you're here uh...

Go ahead and come in, make sure the lagiacrus doesn't eat me.

[ No response. Or at least, he didn’t get a response until later, and it wasn’t one that he—or Kakyoin’s mom—would accept. He didn’t really care about the lack of dick sucking though, that’s gay. ]

[ What a dick. ]

…Isn’t that what the pause button is for?  Shit man, at least open the door. Air out your fucking room for a minute, your mom is freaking out. For some reason.

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[No response to his first request, of course. Just the continued sounds of monsters getting beaten up and Kakyoin freaking out because this game is just too real for him sometimes.]

[But the offer Jotaro makes freaks him out even more than the creatures on the screen. He's frozen, not sure how to respond, hands stop mashing buttons and he watches his hunter get wheeled back to camp by a bunch of asshole cats. God dammit.]

[Did Jotaro seriously just--And did he seriously kind of--no, that was gay. There's no way he could seriously... He did say "no homo"... But still.]

Dude... that's... hella gay.

Anyway, I can't come out, I gotta catch this stupid thing. Or it's gonna... eat me or something.

[He'd been at it for hours. The same one. He'd done pretty well hunting earlier in the day, when he was more sober, but by now, well. It would probably be a miracle if he could pull off a capture quest.]

[ HE WAS ON A MISSION…because this nerd’s mom asked him to get Kakyoin out of his room. He tries not to laugh at the sound of the other screaming inside the room. Wow. ]

Dumbass, get out of there. 

[ There’s a thought that comes to mind while he waits. Nah, he can’t say that, that would be gay. But, if it meant getting his best friend out of the room… it was a risk he was willing to take.  ]

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