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it was all called that New shit. y'all seen that New shit they're doing? and then later they were like "oh that was pointillism, it turns out"

- jacob

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delta rune can u guess whos my fave kerdly crumbs cause i think they're funny

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in honour of the deltarune news im once again remembering my funniest memory of it which was opening the game unspoiled, entering my name as "chris" and then being absolutely fucking bewildered when the game told me I couldn't make my own choices and would instead have to be called. kris

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slipped and fell into having a new second favorite character

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*puts a heart sticker on shadowguy's hat*

now you're pretty!

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[ID: Deltarune fanart. Kris faces down the Knight, frowning as they think: "Oh, fuck. The Soul is cracked at this."

Ralsei smiles with relief, thinking: "Thank the heavens the player is cracked at this." Susie grins and makes a fist, thinking: "Thank the heavens Kris is cracked at this."

To Ralsei's surprise, Gaster appears behind him. Gaster rubs his chin and smiles, saying: "Very very interesting. You are cracked at this." End ID.] Thanks for the suggestion, @/anistarrose Original idea About what happens in a no-hit run

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ermm

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DELTARUNE TOMORROW!!!

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when do we get to see their group chat

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Thinking about the fact that if youve been playing since chapter 1 dropped, kris has heard you age 7 years in 2 days

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Invites you to my restaurant and then ignores your orders for an hour straight while I find out how much food I can stack on my head

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toby fox decided to hit every shipping kingdom with a curve ball didn't he

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• S n a i l s & C a t s • Request from Anon! :D

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Want to draw my favorite deltarune post