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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
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“Not all men!” You’re right, Garrus from Mass Effect would never treat me that way
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did this instead of actual work
enjoy
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"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years
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“I’m sad Hanar can’t wear sweaters.”
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Potatoes kind of went awff when they invented hash browns
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look at this Perfect Potato Patty im grillin
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Kate: My mum kicked me out of the house.
Peter: What? Why?
Kate: She was pissed at me for failing financial accounting.
Peter: Really, just for that?
Kate: Well, she asked where my head was throughout the year.
Peter: And...?
Kate: And apparently between Yelena's legs was the worst possible answer.
Peter:
Peter: How are you still alive?!
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your honor that man is an american
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(for the purposes of this poll, consider "short" hair as too short to tie back, and "long" hair as long enough to tie back)
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This post is kinda like my other one but a bit better lmao. I might make variations of this with other pieces of media but it depends onnn how well this is received
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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level
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