it is a truth universally acknowledged that an english A level student in possession of alcohol must be in want of someone to get pissed with
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someone: damn, I seem to have lost my keys Thorin: do not SPEAK to me about LOSSÂ
Every interaction with Thorin ever
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A Series of Unfortuante Events Netflix Promo (x) including Easter Eggs (Lucky Smells Lumbermill, Paltryville, VFD Crow, Hotel Denouement, Medusoid Mycelium, The Marvellous Marriage, Violet Baudelaireâs Ribbon, Klaus Baudelaireâs Glasses, Investigation of Fires, Count Olafâs Shadow)
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can you guess what woodland creature martin freeman might be?
make me choose | anonymous asked: john watson or martin freeman?
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a jurassic park game where you âbuild your own parkâ and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting them in the right paddock
then when youâve finished and the credits roll the screen goes black and it starts blaring an alarm and all the dinosaurs escape and now youâre playing a first person POV-game escaping from all the dinosaurs you helped create which means the better you were at the first half the more trouble youâre in for the secondÂ
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I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
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Gryffindor Aesthetics
running through wheat fields, walking barefoot through grass as night falls, slamming doors, loud arguments, angry tears, a room warmed by a crackling fire, cable-knit sweaters, having a drink with your friends, whiskey, brown, silent prayers, kissing a cross for good luck, loss of innocence, dark wood, heavy quilts, the burn in your chest when you hold your breath for a long time (x)
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Ravenclaw Aesthetics
intelligent conversation, biting remarks, academic debate, English boarding schools, opals, Indie music, old records, perfectly written research papers, silver rings, days spent in bed reading, nails bitten down to the quick, eye-rolling, bitter laughter, sly smiles, angry blushing, independent films, witty banter, flirting in another language, school uniforms (x)
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Alright, Dinosaur. Dance-off. You and me.
The End of Jurassic World, probably (via caroldancers)
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i like how in america when you graduate high school you get a gown and a hat and big ass ceremony but in britain all you get is a 15 minute leavers assembly and a shirt with gentalia drawn on it
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bucky barnes + uniform [requested by anon]
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Mean Girls Deleted Scene - School Dance Bathroom [x]
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