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the types of mutuals:
-just a dude
-secretively a god
-secretively a god but bad at hiding it
-chaos incarnate
-vague gremlin
-the wholesome bean
-the precious bean
-yearn incarnate
-info dump fren
-cursed bitch ass motherfucker
-*incomprehensible chanting*
-mumble
-fandom hive
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I think you're just jealous of the overwhelming power that streams from THE ORB. It's not corrupting me at all.
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honestly it’s almost like our generation is set up to be lonelier & more anxious & more insane like imagine already being 20/30-something, the period of your life where you’re expected to be “at your prime”, in the middle of a climate crisis and a pandemic, under late-stage capitalism’s celebrity culture that conditions you to be as likeable & “marketable” as possible, where it seems like every lived experience should be watchable/profitable. & you look at the future you’re supposed to be working hard for & all you see is climate catastrophe meanwhile you scroll down a little & see a skin care ad that’s like “fight aging”. i haven’t said anything here that hasn’t already been said by someone else, but imagine being 20/30-something & normal
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all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
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