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tw: light suggestive five/derek
#and suddenly my name is Derek#what who said that#five hargreeves#number five#the umbrella academy#tua
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s4 five + redraw
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silly five in honor of my birthday
#HES SOOOOOOOOOI#I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW HIS HAIR ITS SO MESSY#five hargreeves#number five#the umbrella academy
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This is 10000% canon I did not make it up.
#ācanonā for real person shit is funny like bro itās history#the beatles#mclennon#john lennon#paul mccartney
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Thinking about the story of Paul always straightening John's tie.
Thinking about how for John, having his tie loose and the top button undone was his little act of rebellion and push back to having to wear suits all the time in their early years, and Paul always coming up to him before a show and straightening it up, was Paul saying "shape up, knock it off, don't disturb the peace."
But when Paul when he heard this, he said "Thereās a story that I used to straighten Johnās tie before we went on stage. That seems to have become a symbol of what my attitude was supposed to have been. Iāve never straightened anyoneās tie in my life, except perhaps affectionately.ā
To Paul, he wasn't trying to tell John to stop, he wasn't asking him to change something about himself, he wasn't trying to make him do anything. To Paul, that was a show of affection. That's how he showed all the excitement and joy before they would go on stage together.
Paul saw fixing a problem as an act of love, and John saw it as an act of criticism.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfect illustration of how they were always doomed.
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Lennon/McCartney + text posts (part 1/?)
#the second last post is basically every song they wrote abt each other#mclennon#the beatles#john lennon#paul mccartney
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@bloodthirstyracoononlsd @phantomcardz
paul mccartney can only write about four things:
getting pussy
getting high
a woman with depression he just made up out of nowhere and it has nothing to do with him or his internal life.
john lennon
#wait your mind#it actually works#itās bc he was a depressed woman in all of his past lives thatās why heād dripping with estrogen#paul mccartney#the beatles
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yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now
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I listened to āLove like youā for the first time in a while and immediately thought of my boy John.
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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel
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John Lennon pictured by Paul McCartney from Paulās book 1964: Eyes of the Storm
#I swear this is how Paul sees him this is through his minds eye#and itās all so soft and loving the way he frames him#feels so intimate#the beatles#mclennon#john lennon#paul mccartney
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#god if she gets killed idek what Iāll do#sheās even more based now if that was even possible#and NOW the media goes quiet like uhhuh
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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse
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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7
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ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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Problematic Instagram follow count gap relationship
#as a Beatles historian and tentative mclennon Truther I kinda see y���all as our neighbours#but this is funny as shit like Mr Art couldnāt pull together a few more followers#simon and garfunkel
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