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domestication is bimbofication for animals

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the world is so beautiful. theres sadists out there

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You can bonsai a dryad.

I keep one on my nightstand to use as a fleshlight.

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yknow those “18+ minors don’t interact” and “this post is about lesbians men dni”? trans tumblr needs one for “this post is a kink and not a sincere expression of my political beliefs”

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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you ever find out youre into something but then youre like not sure if you want to actually lean into it?

like you look at the fact youre into it and youre like "umm... okay... you do you, i guess... im not really down with that but thats fine..."

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where in the HELL did that horse come from

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Looks like we got a follow-up! [Comm]

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always funny to me when people act like fetish art is always hilariously nsfw and gory and shit instead of just like. a character in a costume

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bro (with the intention of overstimulating your pretty tdick until your sobbing)

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one time i kept sending my (at the time) girlfriend memes from this blog instead of my main by accident and as a result she decided to scroll through my blog in front of me and made fun of me for the posts i made and reblogged and honestly ive been chasing that high ever since

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Artist: Hanai x Honeyfruit • Title: Dirty Talk

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Never Touch That Dial

A/N: Behold, my very self indulgent reader insert Yandere Mr. Tenna hypnokink fanfic. It’s not smut, but I don’t wanna put it in the real Deltarune tag. It’s also not explicitly romantic, but go ahead and read it that way. And also the reader owns the tv, but is not Kris. Contains the pet names sweetheart, darling, star, and doll. Also I can’t help but have at least a little angst, even in my self indulgent fantasies. Please note that this is not an induction, just for fun.

Special thanks to @caspianhypno and @bawdybooster for encouraging this garbage, and irl friend Josh for the beta

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Hey there, sweetheart! It’s so FANTASTIC to have you on the show tonight! You put up a real good fight, and while I’m sure the cameras loved every second of it, I’m just glad we can all be FAMILY FRIENDLY again.

The Gatcha ball? Oh, you mean the patented Mystery Ball! That’s just to keep the GRAND PRIZE safe! Safe from what, I hear you asking? Why, safe from anyone who might want to steal you from me, of course!

Don’t worry, I’ll keep you entertained forever! We’ll DANCE and SING and do fun QUIZZES-

…what do you mean you wanna go?

That top half of the ball is clear, you can watch through it, and that’s all you need to do, right? All you need to do is watch your dear friend Tenna!

No… no, no more fighting. Nothing good happens when we fight. We should never fight again. Besides, I have a better idea!

We have a very special show for you tonight, darling. A special game. An exclusive bonus feature guaranteed to boost our ratings and the fun-o-meter straight to the top!

Say it with me, darling, IT’S TV TIME! And from here out, it’s always going to be TV Time! You’re never going to want to touch that awful dial again!

MIKE, put on our GRAND FINALE!

There it is, our feature presentation, right on my screen, isn’t it great folks? A classic spiral guaranteed to make you mine! Why, I’d almost call it HYPNOTIC! Hahaha! Usually, classic TV takes a little time to appreciate, so i figured I’d simply skip the preamble!

Oh, are you looking away? I’m afraid that’s the wrong answer, my dear contestant. You’re my little ACTor, and if you’re refusing to ACT, then we’re gonna go to commercial until you do. How long do you think you can resist the call of entertainment?

Haha, what? There’s nothing wrong with me! Don’t try to change the picture, sweetheart, I’m controlling the transmission! I control the horizontal, the vertical, the volume, brightness, warp, focus, and of course the channel, it’s all me. Not that you can reach from in there, anyways! You don’t have to worry your pretty little head about my dials ever again.

…No, you can’t say that, I’m… I’m functioning perfectly! All my cathodes firing just fine! Sure, I’ve got a few decades on me, but that makes me classic, retro, vintage! The only burn in I have is burning passion for you! I’m not broken! I just need you… to fix me! I just need you to stay with me. This… this will fix all of that! You won’t ever leave me again! I’ll make you… unable to leave me. Unable to want to leave me. All you gotta do is look at me and I’ll be fixed again.

Darling, I need you. I don’t exist if I’m not seen. I need…

Come on, Darling, just one little peek! I’ll keep you safe, forever! You can only act, and it’s your turn, so eventually you gotta do something! You gotta turn to face me! Look at me!

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There’s my STAR! That’s right, it’s like a game, and all you gotta do to win is stare at the center. I knew you couldn’t stay away forever! Oh, that spiral’s gotta be almost as gorgeous as you are. Staring without a care in the world… Oh, it feels so SWELL to have your attention again! Just like the old days, you used to watch me for hours!

Don’t you remember that? Late night marathons, watching until your brain ROTS and you forget what time it is? Letting the static fill your head? Almost like it is now? We had so much fun, didn’t we, sweetheart? And now we can have fun forever! You’re all mine! Isn’t that right, my beautiful little viewer? Look at that, the Fun-o-meter’s off the charts now!

Let’s start with a little QUIZ! Don’t worry, it’ll be easy for you.

How do you feel?

I LOVE MY TV

I NEED MR TENNA

I WANT TO STAY FOREVER

MY HEAD IS EMPTY

…Oh, sweetheart, did you run out of time because you’re so empty? Well, I’m not called an idiot box for nothing, folks! That is absolutely ADORABLE, but the audience demands an answer! Let’s go to an easier quiz! Just pick any answer, whichever calls out for you.

You love your TV, don’t you?

I LOVE MY TV

I OBEY MY TV

I NEED MY TV

I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT MY TV

Good answer, sweetheart! That’s my good little star.

Of course, it’s a trick question. The real answer is all of the above, isn’t it? Haha!

I wanna hear you say it out loud for me, darling. That you love your TV.

Say it.

Good star. Say it again.

Say you LOVE your TV.

You do, don’t you? You love me?

Oh-ho-ho, darling, I could hear you say that all day. I knew you’d make a fantastic STAR!

If you love me, darling, then I don’t need to keep you in that stuffy ball anymore, do I? Because you don’t want to leave. You can’t even imagine leaving me, can you?

There you are, I can just CRACK it open and take you out… oh, you’re so small, I can just pick you up and carry you like a doll! And you’re an adorable little doll, aren’t ya? Come with me, sweetheart, we’re going backstage.

I can’t get over how cute you are, little lightner! I could just kiss your forehead and squeeze your cheeks all day. I’m gonna have to keep you safe, I’m sure so many people would want you as their treasure. But you could never leave me for anyone, could you?

Here, darling, just sit up in this chair! I drew up a new contract! It’s just in case something… happens. Goes wrong. Don’t worry about what’s in it. It’s like a quiz, and the answer is your name! Just sign here, and you can be my star forever and ever! MY star. Heh heh!

There it is! Good little star!

Now, what games should we play first…

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you do not have the privilege of treating me like a sex object if you have not first demonstrated that you do not see me as a sex object.

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need to be fucked in an oversized hoodie. preferably by the owner of said hoodie.