why are we still here?? just to suffer?? every day i get attacked by rock-types
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i don’t know if someone’s already pointed this out, but something i find ridiculously adorable is that hassel doesn’t call gible “professor gible” in japanese?? instead, he calls him フカマル先輩 (fukamaru-senpai)
hassel refers to the other teachers as 先生 (sensei), but he gives gible seniority and treats him like his mentor..........i love this old man
ハッサクさん...本当に可愛いですね(おじさんですけどwwww)
#posts#kou.txt#translations#pokemon scarvi#pokemon hassel#there's obviously not an equivalent for 'senpai' in english so i think the localization team actually did a great job#calling him 'professor gible' still gets across the fact that hassel is putting some respect on his name and i love that for him#this gible has a(n honorary) DOCTORATE#side note: i think the only times i've ever heard/seen professor (博士 / hakase) being used as a title/honorific is literally just in pokemon#irl professors and teachers?? sensei or san but i don't think i've ever heard anyone use hakase in my life
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local salaryman caught dissociating in public by concerned bystanders, three dead, thousands injured
#posts#kou.txt#pokemon scarvi#pokemon larry#he's literally just goro lmfaO i love him#but uh. someone help this man fr
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i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can
#posts#every time i see a jigglypuff i think 'are you jokester?' and that's why i need to get off this website
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during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer


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a pokémon sideblog bc i am not, unfortunately, immune to brain rot 😔😔
#kou.txt#wish my brother hadn't gotten me violet for xmas bc 1. fuck nintendo fr and 2. now i'm trapped in hell#do you know how many wips i have now. can you even imagine.
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