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what about fucking up traffic for a week with your god damn golf tournament

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

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Cat enjoying beach

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

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Flipping in bed like an omelette but one you keep flipping too early so the other side isn’t fully done and you know you gotta flip it back again soon

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Flipping in bed like an omelette but one you keep flipping too early so the other side isn’t fully done and you know you gotta flip it back again soon

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T-shirt by Sorry About The Vibes

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A collection, for a well loved garf

A bonus picture for anyone who wants it

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

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me? i'm just a private eye trying to make a difference here in this hellscape we call a city. folks come into my office, beggin' me to track down some long forgotten shitpost. and it's my job to oblige. my name is Hellsite Detective, Tumblr Private Eye.

you lookin' for a post? whether it's a recent post, or a long forgotten cold case from a decade ago, anything goes in this business. so long as you provide me with a lead to follow, be it a quote from the post, a detailed description, or a screenshot, i'll do what i can to chase leads and track that sucker down.

for any of you saps that can't figure this one out: send in an ask requesting a post to be found, and include a quote, description of the post, or a screenshot, and i'll find it and tag you with the results

disclaimer: i'm only takin' on one case at a time. so you fellas are gonna have to wait your turn.

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I found a bag full of cool pins at a thrift store!! The mirror cat is kind of silly and I love him.

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