silly goose. (she/it) Ask box open. Special Interest: Cars. Will do your new car shopping for you.
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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Fair weather friends. This could be purely anecdotal ( maybe just my area) but companies felt quieter this year.
It means that society has shifted to a place where it can be risky to launch pride campaigns. They don't want a Bud Light or Target situation like we had last year. By no means do I like rainbow capitalism but these companies pulling out because of "risk management" is scary. I don't want to buy a tacky T-shirt or have their meaningless approval, but I liked the feeling that they felt bold enough to "support" us.
Good riddance, we didn't need those performative companies.
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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table
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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.
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libreoffice on some bullshit
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Cape rock hyrax Procavia capensis capensis
Observed by quentinbrunelle, CC BY-NC
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reblog if u wanna cuddle a trans girl right now
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CAN WE GET MORE LADYMISS DOODLES PLEASE🙏🙏
just bc it's pride month
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Galactic Forum, human guide section.
I think we found the perfect enrichment for human crew members.
Our humans really enjoyed this area we provided for them.

They can run, fall, climb and more, to their hearts content.
They really enjoy being lifted and thrown into a large pit of foam blocks, or plastic spheres.
Note: our crew is mostly Xarnian, so we possess the necessary strength to lift the average adult human despite the density they have evolved on their deathworld.
Human larvae enjoy it the most, but even the mature humans are also thrilled by these activities.
Incidents involving "acts of human" are down 18% in the first cycle alone since we installed the enrichment chamber.
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When you gotta take your fake mom to the PTA meeting
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024
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