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[himbo-klown]

Satisfaction

Warning not prof read, grammar mistakes(naw like i suck at writing lmao), this post is just for fun, i also dont know how to use tumbler so like… this kinda looks ugly lol

Theme warnings!! This post does contain themes of mental illness, cannibalism used as a metaphor for love , violence, disruption of a grave, the main character is not a good person but hes not like… a monster??!. (If yall think i need to add other things then just say so pls!!) THE MAIN CHARACTERS CRINGE PLEASE!!!

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Little bit of context: This story is a submission for a creative writing contest! The theme was Taboo romance and I decided that a horror/thriller would be fun! If you know me irl or recognize this… no you don’t lmao?!?

This story is based off of the intense feelings that i have for my partner that i feel i’m not able to properly explain at times(im in therapy do guys lols) there’s also some refs to things we like lol

October 26th, 2023

It was never hard to tell that I was different from the other boys in school, or anybody for that matter. I was the kid girls would say ‘My homeboy wants you’ to or the kinda guy that was asked out as a joke, it got old after 5th grade but never stopped. Senior year was by far the worst one of them all, his name was Keith, and he wasn’t super pretty or anything like that, he was a nerd who would walk me to my bus stop and ramble on and on about how different Pokémon gods symbolized different things. I honestly liked him and he was cute, but i more than liked him, i wanted him all to myself, i still have a few of his leg hairs lying around; i like to sniff them to try and imagine how he tastes slow cooked like oxtail. 

December 15th, 2023

Nevermind he’s a weirdo and it turned out he liked Pokémon in unholy ways[someone check on his dog please], his meat was tainted so I lost interest in him. But my eyes didn't take long to wonder, there was a boy who was Canadian and he seemed rather nice, no he was beyond the kindness that any human should be able to give. He was like taking a bite of my first love [which i didn't know what it felt like, but i was guessing it was nice.] I loved talking to him honestly, he woke up around 8am and went to sleep at 12am but sometimes we went all night. I had no problem risking my sleep for him[it's not like my AP classes would be any better.] He was intoxicating, to say the least.

January 10th, 2024

I wanted him badly, like I wanted to wake up next to him, kiss him, hug him, I wanted to wine and dine him if I ever got the chance . The only problem was that well…he lived in Canada, he always talked of how he had mixed feelings about his country and I always told him that it could be worse. I mean he could be here for all he cares, but I'd never want my meat to be tainted by this land, these people[I'm such a proud American]. So I was going to go to him. I decided to save for the month. It was going to take a few overtime shifts and even snagging a couple of bucks from some buds but I was going to get the money and make it to canada.

February 10th, 2024

 The plane ride was rather boring without being able to text him, and even more so because the woman next to me didn't know social etiquette, like I was supposed to care that she got unlucky with life and contracted chlamydia. There was also this brony, which I found a sin in itself, but he smelled… like bad but it also made me snicker because it just reminds me of keith.

February 11th, 2024 6:27pm

Canada was a beautiful place but I had no reason to stay and admire it when all I cared for was my own appetite. But i couldn't help but let childish implusies pull me into a store full of valentine's day sales, what caught my eyes are the matching trolls cups, i couldn't help but get them wanting to see the response he would give to the gift[I love my adult money privileges].

February 12th-15th[was… busy?]

 I felt bad for him hes so nice and kind, so nice he just took me in without a second thought about how I found him or his home, we took a tour of his room and its nice it was just as nerdish as him, but i came here with a plan and i came here to execute it as such. His skin was nice, so I took some as my own and it hurt a lot. I think I splashed some blood on his favorite blanket, but anywho, why is the human skull so hard ? I thought it was gonna be like a nut and would just take a few hacks to crack it open but noooo he just had to be hard headed. I did get it open[almost breaking my wrist doing so] but I had no plans for a meal, I mean it's not every day you just cook up some brain, but we managed. I ended up using the brain for spaghetti; I mashed it all up to make meat balls and must I say they were delicious. His brain was so tender, it melted like butter, but it also had a slight chew to it, not a taint in sight. The ‘wine’ I had with it was a little thick but it was his so I drank without complaint. I was also quite proud of my cup purchase :D. Poppy was right… trolls do just wanna have fun

???, 2024 2:34 AM

 My head hurt, like a lot, I thought eating my love would make me feel better and full. Yet here I stand before his grave, my arms barely mobile as I dug him out, freeing him from the pits of the afterlife without me. A month he left me alone, a month with this hunger for more of him. His stupid casket was the thing that stood between me and my love, my satisfaction of being full.

There he was, as beautiful as the day I feasted upon him. I took my shirt off to show him that I still kept a piece of him with me. I touched his skin on my chest as I looked at mine on his. Death would never do us part so long as he had me attached to him. I would go through the redemptions of purgatory to see him flutter in the clouds of heaven. It felt like a sin to touch him again, to feel him to embrace him as I laid to rest beside him. Fresh tears poured down my face as I pulled the cover over the casket. This time I am not left behind, this time I am not alone.

“W-why — Why has your body left me so full, so satisfied. Yet I am starved for your love to grace me again.” I murmured softly as I caressed his face.

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I hope you guys liked this… cus um im super proud of it even if it didn’t win!!!

[himbo-klown]

Barking growling howling at the moon transforming into the most alpha form know to the wattpad universe

Riping my shirt off and eating it and the getting stomach problems and throwing up but getting back up and starts howling a agin

Like hes so beautiful 😍

(Yall this is a joke im not a socially deprived idoit)

this is literally my first post and the first time I've tried drawing Jack Horner from PIB. take it as my token to enter the Horner simp club, thanks <3

[himbo-klown]

My puss and boots oc (i did not watch the move yet i might go see it) and Jack horner

I will make a story for them but 1 thing about jack and Simon (my oc) is that they are married

they're star-crossed lovers specifically!

(I havent realy goren the hang of jacks look so be kind:,))

Slayed by your truly >:]

[himbo-klown]

Jack horner: *screams and says how he is going to kill me because i made something wrong, wishing me the worst of fates and trying to make feel usseles as a human being*

Me thirsty ass enjoying the attention:

[himbo-klown]

THE JACK HORNER FANDOM IS DYING

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A TRUE HORNY

[himbo-klown]

I'm just thinking, how did R&T meet reader? And then:

Tonowari: Do you also think there's something missing in our life?

Ronal: Mhmm. One sec, you!

Reader: Me?

Ronal: What's your name.

Reader: ___ ma'am!

Ronal: You're coming with us.

Tonowari: Her?

Ronal: Her.

ronal: she is weak, she is fragile

tonowari: are you thinking what i’m thinking?

ronal: we must protect her

*proceeds to act as a wall for reader, constantly following her around like kittens to their mama*

reader: what are you doing?

tonowari who kicked a rock away: you could have stubbed your toe

reader: 🤔🤨

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reader: ronal?

ronal who was spying on reader: yes my love?

reader: why are you staring at me like that…

ronal: just in case someone comes to hurt you

reader: 😃😃

[himbo-klown]

Argyle my love

*!*!* Argyle W/ A Autistic S/O *!*!*

Pair: Argyle x GN!Reader.

Genre: HCS.

Request: Can you write headcanons of Argyle with an autistic s/o? bonus points if they carry a support stuffed animal everywhere :)

WARNINGS: Swearing.

Argyle definitely loves your stuffed animal, he calls it Little Man, he will literally do anything to defend you if anyone bullies you for carrying it around.

He adores you, he thinks you being Autistic is like having a super power, he definitely calls you his hero.

He always asks the chef to make a mini pizza slice for your stuffed animal, he thinks its important that Little Man gets food too.

He always loves to listen to your special interests & hyper fixations, he finds it so interesting to listen to them.

He definitely built a small car throne for your stuffed animal during woodworking class.

He always makes sure that his van has stuff you need to calm yourself with if you start overstimulating.

He doesn't really understand autism all that well, since it's the 80's, but he tries to learn and help you when he can.

He always holds your hand if you need it.

He loves to cuddle & hold hands, but he always make sure to respect your boundaries too.

But since it's the 80's autism wasn't called autism, it was called Asperger.

He definitely calls you nicknames that includes Hero.

He always calls you from work to check on you, even if he has to work.

If you wanna play with his hair to calm down, he will happily let you play with it, he will lay in your lap, letting you roam your hand in his hair.

In the beginning of your relationship he probably wouldn't understand why you bit him at times, but he started learning what it meant, and he now loves it, he feels so happy if you bite him bow that he knows its a way you show love.

If you have trouble staying in school? Don't worry, he will skip school with you. You both will be in his van, listening to comforting music, cuddling.

Whenever your stimming, he tries to figure out if it's a stim from stress or excitement.

He always tries to remember mental notes about the different aspects of your Autism.

A/N - I really loved writing this! Though it was a little short, but i hope you liked it! ^^

[himbo-klown]

Creeps stop making NSFW content of/including the party challenge. They're CHILDREN.

[himbo-klown]

I be forgetting i can post on here >:]

Heres my stranger thing oc

Their a demogorgan of sorts (yeah cus im sooo different) ill post more about their part in the story later

They are datting dustin btw!!

[himbo-klown]

Just a reminder to the 17+ people that ageing up a charecter is weird

Especially when its to write nsfw of them ^^

Looking at you stranger things fandom there are plenty of adult charecters lets not prey on the children :) its nasty

Yall are nasty as fuck and yall know who yall are