himbohaggins
himbohaggins
sleaziest sleaze of the seven seas
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shlebs • they • 27 sea hag, professional pirate, lotr & dnd enthusiast I doodle things sometimes @shloodles
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himbohaggins · 19 hours ago
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*catches your white whale easily and by accident*
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himbohaggins · 3 days ago
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Why are seamen on ships famous for being mostly bottoms?
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himbohaggins · 3 days ago
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Wild Geese
by Mary Oliver
You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine. Meanwhile the world goes on. Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain are moving across the landscapes, over the prairies and the deep trees, the mountains and the rivers. Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air, are heading home again. Whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting – over and over announcing your place in the family of things.
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himbohaggins · 3 days ago
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RIP yahoo answers
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himbohaggins · 4 days ago
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How does one improve in anatomy?
draw porn of ur oc
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himbohaggins · 4 days ago
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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himbohaggins · 6 days ago
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God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy
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himbohaggins · 6 days ago
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kowabunga, peasants
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himbohaggins · 6 days ago
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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]
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himbohaggins · 6 days ago
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himbohaggins · 6 days ago
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Megan Thee Stallion to release highly anticipated cover of The Rime Of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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himbohaggins · 6 days ago
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himbohaggins · 7 days ago
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hottest thing a guy can be is a simp. just. a loser. a spineless fool. a total wet wipe of a man.
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himbohaggins · 7 days ago
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im nonbinary which means I use male deodorant on one armpit and female deodorant on the other
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himbohaggins · 7 days ago
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it’s insane how things continue to happen
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himbohaggins · 7 days ago
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THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS
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Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.
This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.
THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.
If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.
CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.
Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.
I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.
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himbohaggins · 15 days ago
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