himboskywalker
himboskywalker
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himboskywalker · 12 days ago
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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"
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himboskywalker · 21 days ago
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I regularly check my favorite authors' bookmarks on ao3 because we all know that's one of the best ways to find fandom gold. But imagine my delighted surprise to see several Kingdom Come Deliverance fics in your recent bookmarks! Tag I am begging on both knees just begging BEGGING for you to write hansry. Please my children they're starving, you were like, made to write for this ship and fandom PLEASE
My brother in Christ I WANT to. There’s a couple things holding me back at the moment, one I just started a new job and life is kicking into busy season for my second job. Two, I just freaking started a multi-chapter more serious fic that is going to be my baby for a while. And three, while I’ve watched the entire kkd2 storyline on YouTube I haven’t actually finished the game yet. For the first time in my life I���m dealing with motion sickness playing it, the 1st person pov is just murdering me and I’m having to play in small increments at a time so I’m only just past the 1st act. I would like to personally live in Henry’s skin and play a bit more before attempting to write anything, although I have admittedly started doing some research for when I do write a hansry fic lol So no need to beg! I’m certainly going to write something, it’s just going to be a bit before I do.
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himboskywalker · 21 days ago
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I love your fic. Redolent of You is so fucking decadent, it's my self-indulgent sin that I think I should feel guilty for reading. I cannot thank you enough for writing it. All your a/b/o works, really, but Redolent of You especially.
So thank you
Don’t feel guilty, it was written to be enjoyed! If I am to endure living with a crippling biting kink you guys must live with it too. But thank you so much dear! ❤️
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himboskywalker · 28 days ago
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Justice for Obi-Wan enduring everyone in the whole galaxy telling him he’s old and sad and smelly. Like you bitches,greasy and in an apron I’d still suck this man’s crusty desert dick y’all need to back it up his hair is immaculate and there is sorrow in his eyes I’ll comfort him if you hoes won’t
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himboskywalker · 30 days ago
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For those of you around during the COVID days some of you probably remember conversations revolving around Ewan McGregor’s films and the riotously funny difference between his Star Wars role and the entire rest of his 90s and early 00s (read whorish) roles.
Anyway, one of my personal favorites is the 2000 movie Nora, where he plays James Joyce. I’m a big Joyce fan and for anyone else who is, you probably know the man was FILTHY. I was attempting to hunt down a publication of his collected letters and unfortunately that doesn’t really exist. But I did find a collection that included a few of his letters I hadn’t seen before.
This is tangentially related to a fic oneshot idea I had about Obi-Wan turning out to be a prolific filth writer in letters to Anakin’s utter horrified/embarrassed/horny disbelief. But I got sidetracked by the actual Joyce letters because they are shockingly kinky. Warning for nc17 debauchery if you go read them,but also have fun kids Joyce wrote freakier shit than most ao3 writers could ever think of.
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himboskywalker · 1 month ago
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Hi I’m drunk but I have a like 40k post rambling about ur Scottish AU and the ppl love it also I’d give u one billion dollars if u thought about another chapter
Hi! If it makes you feel better I think about updating same cloth all the time! Obi-Wan in a kilt my beloved and certainly not forgotten! One day Anakin is getting bent over his knee and spanked as god intended.
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himboskywalker · 2 months ago
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I have been a long time lover of your ao3 and I just wanted to swoop in and say that your a/b/o fics are absolutely heavenly. No one writes it like you. Unbelievably lovely to read. I’ve read Conceal me what i am like at least five times. It’s too good.
Thank you so so much! I've been reading fan fiction now, and a/b/o, for longer than some of my readers have probably been alive (insane) and it's crazy to hear from fellow fans that they love my take on it so much, when I've engaged with so many wonderful versions of it through the years. But you guys can thank the OGs of Supernatural destiel and Teen Wolf sterek as the foundation for my a/b/o tastes lol
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himboskywalker · 2 months ago
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hi! im not a star wars fan but the concept of the rise and fall of the galactic empire sounds very very interesting to read. how much star-warsy context do i need to enjoy it?
I think you could actually go into the book with very little Star Wars context. Kempshall writes the book as if it were a historical survey (ie: a broad historical introduction) and walks you through the timeline, context,and people of the story. It is one of my few gripes with the book, that is probably a positive for most other people. The framework of the book is of a historian with a vast understanding of a fictional historiography adding his research in dialogue with the historical narrative. But its published by DK and in the real world, is meant for a broad audience, so the writing and research level is college survey level, rather than advanced academic research being published on the Oxford press label level. I wouldn't consider myself a historian any longer since I don't work in academics anymore, but I was at one point, and so I really wanted to engage with a renowned academic writing a juicy, meaty historical work for a fictional world. Because I have read Kempshall's legitimate historical research and I know what he is capable of as a historian. But in actually this book is providing the pretense of advanced academic research, when it's difficulty level is an undergraduate (graduate if you're European) 101 course.
Again, for 99% of the population this is a good thing, and so I think is very accessible for someone like you, who may not be a historian and/or a big Star Wars fan. Kempshall does a really good job of organizing the book in a way that follows a linear timeline, but also examines specific topics within that timeline. So even someone who doesn't know a lot about the Star Wars universe should be able to follow the narrative of the Rise of the Empire, the examination of the Empire itself during its height of power, and then the fall of the Empire. And if you are a historian or familiar with advanced historical research, the survey level is still obviously the best approach for someone who may not be extremely familiar with the canon context being discussed.
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himboskywalker · 2 months ago
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Not to be creeping on main but it seems to me you've gotten really into Kingdom Come Deliverance and it makes me extremely happy. Here's to a wild dream of you writing hansry
Brother I need zero encouragement, I have been losing my ever loving mind over these medieval gays. One of my friends gifted me kkd2 KNOWING it was going to send me spiraling lmao I'm going to make myself finish the game before I let myself write anything, but there's a very good chance I will in the next few months.
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himboskywalker · 2 months ago
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Using your Jedi Council privileges to get General Skywalker discharged early from the medical bay (again)
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himboskywalker · 2 months ago
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my kink is more subversive and avant-garde than yours. your kink could be easily understood with a few googlé searches but mine requires lengthy knowledge of classical and modern literature. and it’s more taboo as well.
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himboskywalker · 2 months ago
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Me when I googled what the fuck Sernpidalian was today 😑
LMAO Star Wars is so dumb isn’t it?
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himboskywalker · 2 months ago
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himboskywalker · 2 months ago
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First chapter of my new fic Tomorrow, death comes is up!
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himboskywalker · 2 months ago
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First chapter of my new fic Tomorrow, death comes is up!
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himboskywalker · 2 months ago
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One of you fuckers better catch my Band of Brothers references in my new fic or I’m going to riot so help me
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himboskywalker · 2 months ago
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The Fallen Angel (1847) by Alexandre Cabanel vs Anakin Skywalker: Revenge of the Sith (2005) Dir. George Lucas
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