himbotheninth
himbotheninth
aww man. my beans
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rachel / 26 / wizardposting since 2013
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himbotheninth · 14 hours ago
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i finally started dungeon crawler carl. And yeah. It is as good as they said 😔 *sighs* *cocks gun*
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himbotheninth · 14 hours ago
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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something
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himbotheninth · 14 hours ago
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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
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himbotheninth · 16 hours ago
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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever
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himbotheninth · 16 hours ago
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you should never shave your bush because what if you got turned into a vampire right after and were bald forever. fate worse than death
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himbotheninth · 16 hours ago
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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead
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himbotheninth · 17 hours ago
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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himbotheninth · 18 hours ago
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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himbotheninth · 1 day ago
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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himbotheninth · 2 days ago
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himbotheninth · 3 days ago
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the character
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himbotheninth · 3 days ago
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jessies girl is obviously about sublimated homosexual desire but stacys mom is sincere in its heterosexuality
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himbotheninth · 3 days ago
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hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative
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himbotheninth · 3 days ago
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Dance as an act of rebellion. Dance as an act of joy.
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himbotheninth · 3 days ago
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you should always be weird next to people you want to befriend. if you want to befriend people and for them to like you as you are then you can't hide yourself. if people you like/want to befriend react to you being kinda weird by getting angry or making fun of you, then they're not worth befriending.. you GOTTA look the way you want and dress the way you want and talk weird and be nerdy and have interests. you gottaaaaaaa be yourself and then people who like you the way you are will naturally be drawn to you. please. promise me you'll be weird
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himbotheninth · 5 days ago
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that coffee and pastry will save your life btw
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himbotheninth · 6 days ago
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propaganda i am not falling for:
always moving on. some goodbyes need to rot a little. some griefs need to be held in the mouth like a stone.
beauty defined by algorithms. beauty exists in crow feet and smile lines
pretending to be chill. i’m not chill. i care deeply and inconveniently. i read into things. i write poems about eye contact
beige apartments with no soul. give me bookshelves and incense and loud art
sneaky links and unclear intentions. i want devotion. and also clarity
treating books as decor. read them. dog-ear them. argue with them in the margins
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