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Sans and Papyrus from "The Under Swap AU where Papyrus Wears a Letterman Jacket"

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it's starbucks frappucino

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everhood is the game

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nilsen shadow

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⋆｡°✩ Girl Who Died and Came Back Boy ⋆｡°✩

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beautiful stretchmarks

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my picks for smash for the switch 2

undyne- everyone wanted sans and we .... sorta got sans but i think everyone would go much more crazy for undyne

majin sonic- this will represent the creepypasta without including fanon stuff in smash. also i know how to design good-ish controls with just 1 button so you could have like 6 playable characters on screen at once.

crash bandicoot - yeah

jumpman - link has like 3 variations in smash, so why not give mario another? also we could bring back the foreman spike costume.

waluigi - ranks low because it's cliche at this point. i have a brilliant idea for a reveal trailer where it opens in the world of some jrpg until leaving the bounds of the world and suddenly falling down onto waluigi's hat.

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opening kofi comms again !! this time im not limiting the slots because im not entirely sure when ill be employed again LMAO so if you wanna support and get some doodles for it feel free !!

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i think it would be cool (though unlikely) if a bunch of people migrated to scratch after the roblox controversy

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how to make a cool story

pro tip 1: if your character designs are good, it usually doesn't take much effort to port them to some super-retro game system, like the NES. but it doesn't take too little effort either. 3 color rule and the right amount of detail and such. maybe this also applies to the events of the story? like a player that you might've been able to control or something?

pro tip 2: there's this thing i made up a long time ago to offer a counterpart to the CPT symmetry in physics. basically you switch low class/high class, one political party for the other, internal monologue for external actions, and switch the genders around. idk if this is actually useful but it could be ! i also dont know if bad/good also switch.

pro tip 3: you need to be original, so use a random word generator or something. and actually use the uniqueness of each item for what it does.

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Salem bunny boy

(but he's also made up of other critters too)

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frick i forgot the name of the song. it was gonna be called "all of time in unison"

coolest thing i ever conceptualized

final boss of a mario fangame in a skyblock-type context. his name is wadumenti/dr. gamma. and as you probably guessed, he's warui dimentio. he still wants control over the whole multiverse, but in this skyblock thing, mystery mushrooms are available basically from the start, so he knows about way more universes. by the time you get there, he's realized he's destined to lose, (if he wins, his power will become timeless and he won't experience the rise to power) but he isn't gonna go down without a fight. it's a huge multi-stage fight, starting with something where you constantly have to switch gamestyles, (he slams the floor which makes it dispense style-change powerups) some stages reference things that aren't even mystery mushrooms (such as undertale), and even creepypastas (such as mario 85). the final stage has mechanics from the final boss of super paper mario, super mario odyssey, and bowser's inside story (because these are the most epic/relevant things i know of) (maybe more)

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coolest thing i ever conceptualized

final boss of a mario fangame in a skyblock-type context. his name is wadumenti/dr. gamma. and as you probably guessed, he's warui dimentio. he still wants control over the whole multiverse, but in this skyblock thing, mystery mushrooms are available basically from the start, so he knows about way more universes. by the time you get there, he's realized he's destined to lose, (if he wins, his power will become timeless and he won't experience the rise to power) but he isn't gonna go down without a fight. it's a huge multi-stage fight, starting with something where you constantly have to switch gamestyles, (he slams the floor which makes it dispense style-change powerups) some stages reference things that aren't even mystery mushrooms (such as undertale), and even creepypastas (such as mario 85). the final stage has mechanics from the final boss of super paper mario, super mario odyssey, and bowser's inside story (because these are the most epic/relevant things i know of) (maybe more)

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just heard about the ending to bowser's inside story and now BOY is the titan gonna have a bangin design

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which of these is more of a hypermeme (more opposite of antimeme than meme)

A: a trollge comic where someone creates an infinitesimmal space and creates infinite utensils (wordplay isn't usually in trollge comics and this isn't very good wordplay, even)

B: a comment under those "slapping a table until i quantum tunnel through" videos saying "yeah, i call that breaking the table" (turns something absurd into something completely normal)

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I only ever commissioned someone once and have never successfully been commissioned. How am I supposed to know what a commission looks like? And WHY is there a level of entry for FUCKING COMMISSIONING ARTISTS?

I'm tupid and screwed up another commission

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I'm tupid and screwed up another commission