"I am a woman delighted with her disasters / they give me something to do."- Sandra Cisneros. Liz. 31. Annoyed 🙄.
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funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store
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i dont WANT to be a fucking farmer in stardew valley i want to be an incredibly attractive and surprisingly reclusive romancable bachelor who stares at shit like water and trees for 1-6 hours of the day only to be bothered by a filthy down and out farmer kid with a surprisingly accurate ability to guess what items i like.
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romeo and juliet (act one, scene five) but gay and at the skatepark
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