My name is Hilary. I am a 24-year-old Seattlite, linguistics geek, and proud parent of a goldfish named Chewbacca. My Tumblr is a haven in which I express my quirky self and my love for the PNW, coffee, languages, German literature, zombies, dark humor, and puppies... mucho emphasis on puppies. All thoughts are my own! Follow me for laughs and ridiculous shit.
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One silver lining of the election night on Tuesday is the amount of women of color in the U.S. Senate quadrupled with three big wins in California, Illinois and Nevada. Their bios are seriously impressive.
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me in hell waiting for all my friends to die
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“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!”
One of our awesome volunteers brought in this submarine as enrichment for the octos, and this little sea monster has had a fantastic time sinking the ship, causing chaos, and finding food while doing so! I love the simplicity of this little vessel as a form of enrichment, and the potential it holds for more complicated activities.
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inviting your straight friends to the gay club like
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this election has spawned some of the worst sentences ive ever read
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beyonce deciding which genre to take over next
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DSKLDSKLDSL LEAVE DEM BABIES OUTTA DIS
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