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whats the point of putting a cosmic horror being in a game if i cant romance it. WHATS THE FUCKING POINT

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also, Abramar is not a lobster or shrimp

it's a centipede and nothing will change my mind (it makes them hotter in my eyes) (I'm a huge corruption and jane prentiss fan) (tma of course) (ik shrimps and lobsters are kinda underwater bugs but they don't have the vibes)

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I just finished my first run of The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood and I feel like I'm not horny enough for this game. Or too lenient.

Literally the mc is supposed to be fiery and enthusiastic but I'm like "no, let's make all the cards for good fortune. 'bad omen' noooooo but it's so pretty. discard." And other characters??? one prettier after another but on different scales. they would never make me hate any of them.

the only hots i got was with behemot fused Grethel and Abramar (in the beginning at last).

would i kiss any of the characters? absolutely. made out even.

would i get down to business with any? no

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i am again on sdv phase

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if Edgeworth and Lang didn't hate fuck before the Alabasta case then they definitely wet fwb after it

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the duality of ace attorney sprites

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So I really know how in canon Godot hates Phoenix until he finally gets that he's carrying on Mia's dreams and beliefs in the end... But I'm an enemies to friends (sometimes then to lovers but not this case) boy and. what if he realised sooner. and I'm writing this fic. but in Polish bc despite playing ace attorney in English i still think prokurator Godot sounds very similar but slightly better than prosecutor Godot. Idk. I just like my language. and adwokat/prawnik Wright??? it just does something to me idk idk

the fic basically goes like "omg Wright we're besties =>3<=" by Godot and "what is he planning, why is he like that, does he wanna murder me, oh god" by Wright

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I'VE OFFICIALLY FINISHED ACE ATTORNEY TRILOGY WOOOOOO

NOW I'M STARTING AA INVESTIGATIONS - MILES EDGEWORTH

XHEHCJEJDJEJRJF I'M SO EXCITED

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also Franziska!!! She has grown so much over the year!!! Maybe not her sprite but as a person!

She whips Wright many more times but she likes him! She is mean but in a younger siblings way, not in the "i hate your guts" way. She walks around with him and gives him insight on stuff!

Nick is the eldest sibling ever in this franchise

God I love Franziska

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So after a break I came back to finish at least the first ace attorney trilogy and I'm finishing bridge to the turnaround and.

Up until this point I really liked fan made content of Edgeworth and though it was really canon but. I just got to play as him and he's just so unserious. so caring. he loves his friends so much even if he is mean. Larry went "want a portrait? LOL" and Edgeworth was like "shit, for real? yeah I'd like that :]" AND I CAN'T KFEJCJEJDJDJ

maybe I was just fed the wrong content or the work was before they got to this point but. He's so caring. He is even worried for Gumshoe (because it wasn't him cutting the salary haha)

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update I now make some money and i got the cheapest subscription

I'm the king now

having said that I need to find a way to watch mp100 again that doesn't consist of making yet another crunchy roll account and free trialing as quickly as possible through the show

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hey. HEY. artists. writers.

take your TIME

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Shout out to the fic writers who write in English even though it's not their native language. Whether you just started and are using Google Translate more often than not, or you've been doing it for years and still translating sayings from your native tongue word for word that don't make much sense in English.

Your addition to the fandom is important and unique purple prose would be missed without your input. Don't give up even if you're unhappy with your progression. Remember that your writing is better today than it was yesterday, and that it'll be better tomorrow than it was today.

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my choice wat between writing a bad smut or even worse shit show so of course i chose the shit show.

it's a (quite quick tbh) slow build to a wrightworth. Do I want it to be a slow build? Yes. Can I write a coherent long fic? Nope.

It's gonna be so bad

And the worst part is I'm not sure whether I want to write it in English or Polish so for now some parts are wholly in English, some wholly in Polish and some have so messed up grammar that I'm not even sure what I meant.

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having said that I need to find a way to watch mp100 again that doesn't consist of making yet another crunchy roll account and free trialing as quickly as possible through the show

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I am back at my Mob Psycho 100 bullshit

might write a short serirei in the future

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You'd think that if they had to put a character from ace attorney in a fighting game they'd choose to represent it by showing the Steel Samurai or the Jamming Ninja (or something alongside this idea).

But no. They just added a small Phoenix Wright who you wouldn't have noticed if you weren't just looking for him. They even made him transparent.

I know it is a very old news but I've just found out about it and it's cracking me up