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2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 4 Canucks @ Predators | April 28, 2024

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2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 4 Canucks @ Predators | April 28, 2024

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my dear siblings in arms last night we gained an unlikely but welcome ally for the mitch marner defense squad

he showed up in a cloud of mist then leapt into hand-in-hand combat vs. the leafs uncles who want to do a variety of things to mitch, ranging from cyberbullying him out of town to "healthy scratch[ing] him for 2 months so he wants to leave" (an actual idea someone thought to post publicly).

without further ado, i present: [cue gladiator soundtrack] Jfresh.

some additional observations:

if u look at the timestamps for these he was fully in the trenches battling from 3pm-1am.

his calm replies make the uncles look even more obtusely deranged than they already are

he may be doing this with the ulterior motive of trying to get mitch on the penguins and honestly....let's fuckin go

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ah 🥺

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Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words "heaven is so racist"? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?

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world’s angriest catboy

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"stop fucking crying, bro"

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Tommy, what a bitch 💖 - Lou Ferrigno Jr.

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Charlie Gillespie as Luke Patterson Julie and the Phantoms - Wake Up

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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if i had a nickel for every time a team captain, who also happens to be a defenseman, left the game i’d have two nickels….. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 4 Canucks @ Predators | April 28, 2024

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quinn scootering around nashville 1, 2

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"stop fucking crying, bro"

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just checked the app and saw wyjo scored 🥹